Not Saul
I very nearly stopped watching immediately, but I decided that shouting profanity at my television for a couple minutes would be a sufficient punishment for MTV. With that out of the way, let's take note of how everyone looks now. Alex has some kind of bushy hair and he has a labret piercing. It's good he doesn't resemble a poseur with that thing in there. Ty looks normal, Stephen looks normal, Colie has darker hair, Jenn has darker hair, I think Davis looks the same, and Brooke is now sporting some big fake boobs.
Brooke ordered the floppiest boobies she could find.
It's time for the first clip montage! I guess it's a good idea to start with the end and work your way back, because the first clips are of the emotional goodbyes everyone had. We see Colie reading her shit-poem again. She's so deep you guys. And quite talented might I add. Then we see the typical shots of the girls crying and people using stupid nicknames that annoy me and it's only the second time I've heard them.
Hey, remember GlamourShots?
Now do you?
I think Jenn says something along the lines of how what we saw was a "truthful ending" and it wasn't staged. Then Davis mentions how there weren't any fights for the last month everyone was together, but Colie corrects him and says that she still fought with Alex. Then Davis said, "Allow me to correct myself. No one who MATTERS fought for the last month." And he said it looking directly at Colie so you know he was talking about her. And speaking of Colie and Alex, her and Alex are sitting about as far away as possible. I doubt it really has any bearing on how they feel towards each other, but it's easier to assume that Alex hates her and wanted to be nowhere near her.
From that point we move onto the Brooke and Colie fight. Man, they really flew off the handle there. Awesome. Brooke says that she thinks the two just didn't "get" each other. I don't get a lot of people, but I also don't call them the most vile human beings on earth either. There I go being all sane again. Colie thinks that Brooke did overreact in that situation, and they show a shot of Brooke and she looks pissed. How dare that vile human say she overreacted?
No over-reacting here.
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Comments (13)
GEEZ what could be more boring than the RW Denver??? The RW Denver REUNION! What a snoozefest.
I missed the first 30 minutes, but did Suzie ever ask "What have you all been up to since the end of the show? Careers? Relationships? School?? What's up????" I only heard her ask Steven about Mercii.
Back in the day reunions were about.....REUNITING (what a concept), now it seems MTV just re-hashes the same crap we've seen all season and throws it into a 60 minute show with an audience(Alex and Colie hooked up?? NO SHIT?!?!? Tyrie PEED on a FENCE? I had no idea!!!) gah
I gotta agree, Brooke's boobs were very distracting (and not in a good way) Alex's labret piercing is as lame as his tattoo...didn't it say "HEY" (which BTW I never remembered seeing again after the first night...hmm weird now that I think of it)
ehhhh enough of these
lame-o's...please tell me you will be recapping Las Vegas Reunion? That looks pretty good...altough I hated that season (for me, it was when RW officially jumped the shark) watching those people would be way better than these Denver ass clowns!
ohhhhh and great screencaps!!! The Colie one will never get old!
1 of 13 | Posted by anniedawg25
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Posted on May 24, 2007 1:35 AM
colie came across as such an ass during the reunion. it's so obvious that no one really likes her. haha.
2 of 13 | Posted by serafina
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Posted on May 24, 2007 3:15 AM
Jenn and the golden calf etc.... are you getting paid for this? Seriously, I'd pay to read these recaps. You are hilarious.
3 of 13 | Posted by Lucy
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Posted on May 24, 2007 3:39 AM
That was an oddly hillarious recap for such a boring episode. Comic gold.
I have to admit that it took me like, 10 minutes to realize that that was a lip piercing on Alex. Because of the color (white), the size of it (small), and what looked like a nasty infection, I had just assumed that it was a pimple.
Last thing: Brooke: "I'm just made this way." I've not heard too many people cop to just being made crazy.
4 of 13 | Posted by Mrs LT
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Posted on May 24, 2007 6:53 AM
I had to mute it when Colie went off on the awkward racial tangent. You suck so bad, Colie.
5 of 13 | Posted by hanan5050
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Posted on May 24, 2007 9:18 AM
In the commercial for the episode, Colie says "We have an announcement to make."
But I NEVER saw that in the actual show. So I watched the whole time waiting for this stunning announcement....and nothing.
6 of 13 | Posted by MindyLou
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Posted on May 24, 2007 10:12 AM
Gotta make this short and sweet . . .
I tried to give E. Colie the benefit of the doubt, but she is truly a VILE and racist moron. I would love to go on with this diatribe against her, but I have to go live my life.
No longer defending that girl EVER.
7 of 13 | Posted by AC
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Posted on May 24, 2007 1:58 PM
i can't stand susie. always looks like somebody just farted.
8 of 13 | Posted by Jessica
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Posted on May 24, 2007 7:49 PM
Brooke is scheduled to be on the next Challenge. I hope she doesn't back out at the last minute...I need to see her on a Challenge. Hoorah!
9 of 13 | Posted by insertnamehere
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Posted on May 24, 2007 9:24 PM
I agree Mindy. In the preview for the reunion show, Colie said "she had an announcement to make"....I watched the reunion special just to see what the announcement was. What is up with MTV??
10 of 13 | Posted by LDawson23
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:31 PM
I want to know the announcement too! Maybe "we" is Colie and her vagina.. I'd love to know what news they may have to share
11 of 13 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on May 26, 2007 1:01 PM
I'm surprised at how subdued they all were--especially since it's no secret they get em all liquored up before the show. Maybe after all the drinking this season they are immune to the effects of alcohol???
RW is beyond boring now, and has definitely jumped the shark. I realize now I watch it more out of habit and nostalgia than anything. I'm not sure which is worse--the ridiculous smug self-imporance of the cast members--or the fact that prodcuers feel compelled to show them shitting in envelopes, farting and picking their nose like there's no tomorrow just to make the show "interesting". I'm not sure if it's me or what, but what happened to cast members that did more than drink and get erections? Is the hottie factor the only thing that matters now? I mean, I really didn't respect or like ANYONE on this season. It just seems like that is more and more the case nowadays.
Anyway, I think it's too bad we live in a celebutard world now--because this is the result--all sparkle--no substance.
12 of 13 | Posted by alligatorwings
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Posted on May 27, 2007 8:46 PM
Unfortunatley, anything outside of boozing and boning is things like Outward bound, and those episodes were boring. The world is drama hungry and thats the void RW fills. It's sad but I think true
13 of 13 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on May 29, 2007 1:43 PM