Then Cow says, "I'll go along with anything, but there's a limit." Does it involve the pool stick? He concludes the most illogical argument ever by saying that in the end, it's not even a gay thing, it's just that it's 750,000 people, and that's too much. Cow, if you're going to be a prejudiced ass, then be a prejudiced ass. None of this halfway shit.
Trasha is thrilled. An hour earlier, she was mad at Cow for not listening to her, but now that he's spewing her kind of hate, he's back on Team Trash. And KA thinks the 750,000 people sounds like the fun part. I think KA wanted to go to the gay Mardi Gras, but just couldn't go through with it. Don't be afraid, KA. ChickBomb has been a proud hag for many, many years now.
The editors play 80's arena staple Pour Some Sugar On Me while the sinners get ready. I would have chosen YMCA for that dub, but whatever. Parisa makes lipstick kisses all over Dumby, which I'm sure was the real highlight of the experience for her. She and Shauvon are tarted up to the max.
Isaac is decked out in a scuba snorkel, a tiara and roller skates. Not really sure how the snorkel fits in with the gay theme, but the rest of the ensemble makes me laugh my ass off. Great, now on top of all the gay bashing, I've got to deal with finding Isaac likeable and amusing. Thank you very fucking much.
Pivotal outfit. See what gay pride can do for a relationship?
Someone wonders where Cow is - praying for them? He better be, cause dressing up in silly, colorful costumes and hanging with boys who like boys is a guaranteed one way ticket to HELL. Parisa reminds us that she's from New York and misses the diversity. Oh, while we're on it, let's poke one more hole in Trasha and Cow's homophobic rowboat that is now nearly hemorrhaging water - Muslims are no bigger fans of gays than Christians are, but you don't see Parisa using her religion as an excuse for bigotry.
When they get to the parade, Isaac roller skates through the crowd, and he's a huge hit. Dumby is glad that Trasha didn't come. Shauvon is hurt and offended by Trasha's issues with gay people, but sad that Trash is missing the experience. And seriously, has Trasha even watched the Real World before? The biggest surprise of the season so far (besides Dumby's gaying it up) was that there was no gay kid in the cast. Who comes on this show to keep their mind locked up tight? Has she come to the Real World house to preach her gospel of intolerance?
They also notice some banners that say "We're Here, We're Queer, and God Loves Us" and "Gay Catholics". The sinners take pictures to show to the holier-than-you-are roomies back home, who are no doubt using their time not spent on sinning to do the real Christian work of goodwill toward mankind.
Where's Trasha?
Or not. While the sinners are off on their crazy tolerance adventure, Trash, KA and Cow are going out to dinner. Trash is wearing a short little dress, and I guess Cow flips up her skirt and shows her panties. I'm not sure if I got that part right though, cause that was a pretty ridiculous thing to do. I would have been annoyed myself, but Trasha really flips out. Good God, woman says Country. Trasha bitches that Cow doesn't know when he's in the wrong.
KA stands up for Cow, but Trasha doesn't hear a word cause it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter, you see. If there's one other thing a holy roller knows all about, it's principle. Do you know what that means, she sneers at him? Do you comprehend? You're not listening, she concludes. Hey Trash, when no one listens to you, there's your first clue that you're an ornery little witch, and perhaps you should think before you speak. Again, Dumby tried it last week, and it kind of worked for him. And damn you for making me use him as a positive example.
KA just sits there looking bummed out. She missed having fun with everyone else for this? She's quick though, and before I get a chance to call her out for choosing the hater spewers over the fun loving gays, she says she knows it was her choice. Then she tells us that this is hell. They have brought her to hell. Isn't irony a tasty treat?
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Comments (24)
Dumby and Isaac totally redeemed themselves in this incredibly disturbing episode.
Even taking this episode into consideration, I'm quite enjoying this season so far.
1 of 24 | Posted by susanarosa | Posted on September 22, 2007 10:29 AM
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Was that the entire recap?
2 of 24 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on September 22, 2007 11:44 AM
Nvmmm disregard my past comment.
I didn't realize the page numbers are on top now.
3 of 24 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on September 22, 2007 11:45 AM
No. They must have remodeled the website.
4 of 24 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on September 22, 2007 1:03 PM
Chickbomb!!!!! Great recap, but yeah dumby is almost likable in this episode dancing with the, what were they syncronized swim team from san francisco? Trasha give me a break, she is miss big time christian, well then love your fellow man instead of constantly being a judgemental beyotch!!
5 of 24 | Posted by lloyd dobbler | Posted on September 22, 2007 3:02 PM
hmmm talk about bigotry. calm down against the Christians ChickBomb- I dont think they meant it like that, Trasha just seems obviously confused and upset over the issue, and Cow just believes in what he believes in. not everyone has to share your views.
6 of 24 | Posted by reeny7x | Posted on September 22, 2007 6:24 PM
It makes no sense to put the page numbers only at the top. When we're done reading a page, we have to keep scrolling back up? Boooo!
7 of 24 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on September 22, 2007 6:25 PM
hmmm talk about bigotry. calm down against the Christians ChickBomb- I dont think they meant it like that, Trasha just seems obviously confused and upset over the issue, and Cow just believes in what he believes in. not everyone has to share your views.
8 of 24 | Posted by reeny7x | Posted on September 22, 2007 6:25 PM
great job recap chickbomb you said everything i was thinking
i really wanted to jump through my tv and strangle trisha. what a fucking hypocrite.. but isaac and dumby really made up for it
9 of 24 | Posted by takingbacksunday | Posted on September 22, 2007 9:30 PM
I didn't like Parisa at first, but it seems like she's mellowed out and is enjoying herself more. I like KA because she does seem like a genuinely nice person who just wants everyone to get along. Bummer for her she chickened out on Gay Mardi Gras.
I couldn't stand Trasha or Cow this episode at all. I thought the basis of Christianity is love, acceptance, and treating others like you would want to be treated. So I guess Trasha wants to be judged and condemned for who she loves and how she chooses to live her life.
I'm glad you were able to write this though (as lame and gross as their behavior was), because your recap was funny but still made really good points!
10 of 24 | Posted by SnackyCakes420 | Posted on September 23, 2007 3:16 PM
I feel like I have to defend my Australian brothers dress sense.
I, as a born and bred Aussie, was shocked and dismayed at the outfit KA's date chose to represent us to the international community.
I promise you that the matter has been dealt with and won't occur again on these shores.
11 of 24 | Posted by miss tint | Posted on September 23, 2007 7:47 PM
I feel like I have to defend my Australian brothers dress sense.
I, as a born and bred Aussie, was shocked and dismayed at the outfit KA's date chose to represent us to the international community.
I promise you that the matter has been dealt with and won't occur again on these shores.
12 of 24 | Posted by miss tint | Posted on September 23, 2007 8:03 PM
while i dont agree with the WAY Trisha expressed her opinions,I dont think its right to bash people just because they dont agree with the gay lifestyle.
The same way gays want people to respect their opinion of what they think its right, they have to respect that others may not believe their lifestyle to be right. everyone doesnt have to AGREE w/ the gay lifestyle, but they can respect someones RIGHT to have that lifestyle.
If Trasha said that she wouldnt feel comfortable at the parade..she can stay home if she wants to. She could have been less offensive in the way that she expressed herself, but she had the right to stay home & not be harassed about it. And it turn the roomates didnt have to be harassed for ATTENDING the parade..
...although i dont recall where she ever harassed anyone for going. she just said SHE couldnt go.
bottom line..everyone respect everyones opinions.
13 of 24 | Posted by LaBeLLaViTa | Posted on September 23, 2007 8:15 PM
but if there's one thing the holy rollers know how to do, it's mold an argument to only apply to them.
Well said. Good recap.
14 of 24 | Posted by ajerseyromance | Posted on September 24, 2007 7:26 AM
but if there's one thing the holy rollers know how to do, it's mold an argument to only apply to them.
Well said. Good recap.
15 of 24 | Posted by ajerseyromance | Posted on September 24, 2007 7:27 AM
I'd like to know what the "Gay Lifestyle" is. Most of the gay people I know of pretty much do the same sorts of things that I do, it's just that they do the intimate things with members of the same sex.
Great recap...and please continue to bash these idiots.
16 of 24 | Posted by Frenchy | Posted on September 24, 2007 5:16 PM
How do you not understand 'hate the sin, not the sinner?' if someone believes that homosexuality is wrong, it doesn't mean that he/she is afraid of gay people or hates gay people. you may not agree with the lifestyle, but you can still be friends with the person and appreciate them. it does NOT mean that you have to support them in that specific manner, and it's kind of ridiculous to call people ignorant if they feel that way.
17 of 24 | Posted by bonash | Posted on September 24, 2007 8:11 PM
good recap!! i think i've always liked isaac and he is pretty much the voice of reason.
I don't think KA missed the gay mardi gras b/c she was uncomfortable w/ it, i think she skipped out b/c she wanted to stay w/ Cow and is already jealous of Trasha and Cow's flirty friendship. She was only policing the two. I doubt she is THAT nice, she proved she has a fake side to her.
I didn't like Parisa or Dumby so much initially, but they are kind of redeeming themselves, scary!!!
18 of 24 | Posted by sunshine858619 | Posted on September 25, 2007 12:28 PM
Yeah Trasha is an obnoxious sloot, but she had every right not to go to Mardi Gras, same with Kid Deliverance. If you are going to preach the Christianity acceptance speech, that you better start preaching the other side od acceptance.
Hell, my girlfriend hates the fact that I like "Heroes" doesn't mean I force her to watch it to accept who I am. It would be nice if both sides weren't so punchy and just threw the "different strokes. . . " line out there.
19 of 24 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on September 25, 2007 12:28 PM
good recap!! i think i've always liked isaac and he is pretty much the voice of reason.
I don't think KA missed the gay mardi gras b/c she was uncomfortable w/ it, i think she skipped out b/c she wanted to stay w/ Cow and is already jealous of Trasha and Cow's flirty friendship. She was only policing the two. I doubt she is THAT nice, she proved she has a fake side to her.
I didn't like Parisa or Dumby so much initially, but they are kind of redeeming themselves, scary!!!
20 of 24 | Posted by sunshine858619 | Posted on September 25, 2007 12:31 PM
I wish Trasha would just get a grip. Take a lesson from Cow. He has his opinions about being gay but he was quiet about it and didn't turn it into a Help me God snotfest. You can be a Christian and not be a tard. That girl is a TARD. She acts like being gay is a disease and it's contagious! Wait a minute, I have been getting this incredible urge to listen to Liza Minelli after reading flipit's recaps.....But I digress, Great recap, chickbomb. Keep em coming!
21 of 24 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on September 25, 2007 9:09 PM
I have to agree with all the trashing of Trasha. Nothing is more annoying than a self-righteous, Christian-when-it's-convenient slut. The arrogance of anyone to think that the gay community needs their approval is just appalling. People need to mind their own business. She didn't have to go, but she didn't have to act as though she was choosing between good and evil. Gay people are not evil. They're just people. No more evil than us heterosexuals. People like Trasha are just annoying. I'm sure if we took a look in her closet, there are all kinds of freaky skeletons hanging out. And would someone tell that dumb whore how horrible her trailer park dye job is? She should go to hell for that alone!
22 of 24 | Posted by the_baddest_bitch | Posted on September 26, 2007 4:08 PM
funny in this ep I found myself finding Trasha physically attractive but repulsive at the same time. That's pretty much how I feel about all the chicks in this house.
23 of 24 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on September 27, 2007 2:19 PM
Such a stupid bitch. Trasha is really living up to the Fresno reputation. And I'm sure here hookerwear is a real hit with God too. I'm so sick of "Christian" people using gays and sexual ORIENTATION (it's not a lifestyle--fuck, c'mon people) to demonstrate some faux sense of personal or moral convictions on these shows. If she needed to stay on moral high ground, why go on RW? Completely transparent bullshit gyrations to feel like less of the hypocrite. And you know she's for real, cuz if she had real gay friends, they'd immediately tie her down and fix those fucked up clownbrows and that horrible dye job. Go back to Clovis, bitch--your trailer is waiting!
24 of 24 | Posted by alligatorwings | Posted on September 27, 2007 6:03 PM