Was I projecting or did Stacy have a huge cold sore on her mouth?

Colie acts like she and Alex used to be married. They didn't even sleep together! How can she be this clingy? She really should see a shrink.

I wonder what Alex is going to school for. He always talks like he's some expert on the human mind.

paaaainful. this season is painful.

"And where were Davis and Stephen?"
LMAO, B Side!

I have to say, man, am I glad I watched Top Design instead of this. I'm so annoyed by Colie and I didn't even watch this...Seriously, what's wrong with her? She gives all women a bad name. Can't wait for your American Idol recap!

"Granted, Colie cries about everything (sore throats, steep climbs, mental processing, etc.)."lol. That last one was probably a joke, but does anyone else notice that whenever she opens her mouth to express her non-sense opinions, she slurs her words, her lips go off on there own, and her eyes starts to water? She even cries when she talks. Which means she does cry when she's trying to process her thoughts. I guess that's why whenever she talks, I only understand the first 30% of her rantings. I actually enjoyed watching this episode cause watching Colie act like she's sad, and no one caring is so satisfying. She really needs a wake up call, that if she keeps on acting like a psycho baby, no one will like her as a friend, or even treat her as a normal human being. I actually feel sorry for Adam, cause he seems like a cool guy. Just needs a haircut....I loved that one screenshot of him "cuddling" colie, while having the "what was I thinking quiting my job for this retard" look. That was hilarious.

..Maybe I'm too harsh on colie, but I just really hate girls like her who gets all attached to 3 (!) different men at the same (!!) time. To all girls, do NOT act like Colie, and you will be fine in life.

brooke actually looked really pretty this episode...

i just joined to say how much colie bugs the HELL out of me

BTW: Watch the aftershow on mtv.com! Saul did a great job putting Alex in a tough spot and asking him if he actually likes Colie. THEN, you see how Alex, the master of word play, answers in a way that you can't argue with him cause he does have a good point. Alex and Brooke should seriously get together, cause I would love to see Brooke turn the tables and break Alex's heart. It's not that I hate the guy, it's just that I want to see how he would react if a girl like Brooke treats him the way he treats his NSA partners....This show would be nothing if it weren't for those 2...

I find it amazing you didn't mention the fact that Brooke was AGAIN pantless. Does she own a pair of freaking sweatpants? Watching her I'M IN HELL!

Lamest. Season. EVER!!!

I love how E Colie tells her boyfriend she can't wait to f* him, hangs up the phone, and immediately calls Alex into the room to try and guilt him into being attracted to her. Ugh! I hate her...

How delusional is Colie? What the hell is wrong with her? I don't know how Alex could stand to be so patient with her.

Yes, Brooke is definitely allergic to pants.

The only redeeming part of this episode was when Jen made that face at the camera whilst trying to stuff Stacy into her sausage casing of a dress.

"Nevertheless, Colie announced, "Obviously, there's some attraction between you and I, agreed?" It should be noted that she asked the same question to a fern, a tea kettle, and a marble three hours earlier." - TOO FUNNY B-Side!

I also enjoyed Jen's face whenever she was helping Stacy with her dress.

The clips for the upcoming episodes made me wonder if we were going to be without a new episode next week - (OH THE HUMANITY!) What's up with the break? E. Colie give Mono to the entire city of Denver? Alex run out of vagina's to hit on?

I am just happy that this episode was "Outbound Free" - I was beginning to miss seeing the Monarck sign... :) Great re-cap as always B-Side!!!

Adam...hairbrush. Hairbrush...Adam. Get to know each other. And hello?? What the hell was he thinking quitting his job for eColi?? Moron.

Brooke, again (!) walking around the house in her underwear! Put some pants on, bee-yotch!

This whole season makes me wish for the days when Puck would pick his nose repeatedly, blow snot balls out of his face, everywhere, pick his face and then stick his fingers in someone elses peanutbutter and eat it. That is how much I hate this season!

Am I the only one who noticed that Colie-ra and Brooke followed Stacy and Alex upstairs? I don't see why they could bitch about him having sex 20 feet away, when they both went out of their way to be near to them. Smartasses.

I'm not trying to defend Colie but she was partially right. She's still way too clingy and guy dependent. I don't think she's a bad person necessarily she's just annoying and needs to grow up a little.

Alex is a straight up a-hole though. He shouldn't have boned that girl right next to Colie like that.

He knows she has feelings for him. A nice guy doesn't do that. But that's it exactly, he's an a-hole.

He had every right to bone that sleazy fugly chick Stacy but at least be more discreet about it.

Also Alex how can you compare boning a chick to Colie playing scrabble with that Adam guy? Dude what are you retarded.

Also did anyone hear when that Corey guy said he couldn't wait to f*** Colie. Who the hell talks like that to their "girlfriend?" Dude sounds like a real meathead.

Awesome recap b-side and btw did you guys hear that Davis is the reason Lance Bass and Reichkin(sp?) broke up, freakin hilarious.

Is it wrong to like ALex, this guy is a cold hearted douche bag and a poor excuse for a human being, but i love every moment of it. This dude is a jerk, and treats women like shit or just really indifferent about it, but they keep comin back. Rather comical and but brillant, Kudos to you Alex.

EXACTLY!! Like someone said up there -- Colie and Brooke followed them upstairs to laugh and mock them. UGH. Colie is possibly the worst ever. So annoying. Awesome recap though -- so many funny parts, especially loved the Connect Four cap!

Adam is an asshole. He's not even that hot. He's a manipulative jerk who is probably gay. He treats women like shit . . .

He reminds me of a guy I knew. We don't talk anymore because I realized how he really was and decided I didn't want any part of him any longer. However, this took me being friends with him for a couple of years and then eventually starting a doomed sexual with him. He started treating me like shit and being incredibly inconsiderate. He was using me, so I decided to use him.

This brings me to my answer as to why girls are attracted to Alex and put up with his behavior. The answer is simple: he has a big penis and he's good in bed. That's why I stuck with my asshole for so long. Didn't Colie remark on Alex's large penis and then Jenn hopped on it that same night? Honestly, us girls can use guys just like they can use us. No one cares about him. Colie is just stupid enough to want a "relationship" with him! HAHAHAHAHA! You don't have relationships with those boys. You f*ck 'em and leave 'em. :)

Further evidence of Colie's pathetic neediness: When Jenn returned home, Colie said something to the effect of, "I can't stand being away from you for more than five minutes!" Sadly, I think she was being serious.

There is something seriously wrong with this girl. I actually expected most of this cast to be somewhat normal, but wtf, they're all insane idiots.

The first screencap was brilliant, as was the caption of Adam. That's exactly what I figured he was thinking when he and Colie were cuddling. I'm assuming he just wants to be on TV as much as possible.

I don't know what to think about Alex. He's definitely an asshole, but I think if he wasn't he would be a decent guy. He seems fairly intelligent, at least.

All of you guys are stupid and taking everything mtv shows you at face value. What they show on tv is not exactly how things happen, they mold it to get a response out of idiots like you. Colie is awesome and the fact that you guys sit on here and bash her is pathetic. Love her or hate her, it's still an obsession and you guys are all still talking about her, so you all need to get your own lives. And for the record, they went upstairs after alex did because they were already up there playing scrabble while he and the other roommates were out.

bablubi2,

I'm sure we all understand that this is reality TV and they do a lot of editing on these shows. Certain situations aren't always exactly how they seem because of the editors manipulating footage and sound bytes.

However, I seriously doubt the editors created a 22 minutes of Colie whining, and being needy and attached out of nothing. The fact is she clearly has attachment issues. We can all see that. That's why everyone's bashing her. Because she spends so much time obsessing about different guys, at the same time, and wanting all of them to love her at once. First Alex, then Adam, then possibly Corey, then Alex again. It's more than a little ridiculous. And, honestly, she deserves the criticism and if she has seen this episode and has any sense, she'll rush to her nearest therapist.

babalubi2, YOU are an idiot for defending your pathetic sorority sister on a forum that is designed for the very purpose of poking fun at Reality TV idiots. If it upsets you, don't read it; meanwhile you have no right to personally attack posters on this forum. E. Colie is not only clingy, needy and annoying, she is immature and contradictory in communicating what she wants. And she's easy, which is the ONLY reason she gets guys at all - it's definitely NOT due to looks or personality - areas she is sadly lacking in. I mean Jesus, she lost her guy to skeevy Jenn -THE DAY AFTER she hooked up with Alex - HAHAHA! Must've been really special to him - yet she STILL wants him - how is that not pathetic, and sad?

Alex has been pretty clear about his intentions this season, and he said right in the 2nd episode that he found E. Colie clingy. Seriously, has anyone ever met a 20-something guy that wants to be in a comitted relationship after ONE day? Except for Danny Douchebag from Austin, who is DV stalker material - Hey E. Colie "He's Just Not That Into You", even if he screws you, he doesn't want you or your giant horse-face.

Brooke is hysterical, underpants indeed!

Kudos to whoever posted about Davis cock-blocking a boy-bander - LOL! :-)

WHAT is with the sudden board game obsession--scrabble, connect 4 and chess all in one episode? Did MTV pull up with a truck of board games?
Also, I can't believe Brooke wants to be seen on TV in underwear.
What are we going todo with these kids?

Iraq, send them to Iraq.

AFTER sending them to the Blackwater USA Mercenary Training Camp - Outward Bound will look like a spa after that.

I bet 'babalubi2' is really Colie pretending to be some friend/fan of her's, cause I cannot imagine a normal person defending a person like Colie...

Brooke is cute. I'm suprised she's wearing anything in the house at all!... but I gotta admit she seems to be going a little coo coo herself. I can't wait till I see her finally snap at the other cast members!

Hey roleepolee, I know you're Brooke's #1 fan, and usually I disagree with you but last night she DID look really pretty. And her comment about Adam is an embarassment was hilarious. "He quit his job for a girl... that's embarassing."

Colie gives girls a bad names. It's clingy, needy bitches like that who give heartless, manipulative guys like Alex the upperhand in relationships. Her twitching and crying really needs to stop. MAN UP AND GROW A PAIR COLIE... maybe if you actually developed a personality you could have a normal relationship with a guy.

Anyone else catch the previews and see how Colie/Jenn keep on going back to Alex?

See? I'm telling you, you can't resist a girl like Brooke..unless she starts acting like Colie, which is impossible though, cause she has a brain. She is allergic to pants though, big deal. I mean, if I had a body like her, I would be walking around pantless myself..

Was it just me, or was there a clip in the previews of Alex making out with Brooke? Was it some other girl with black hair?

Colie is such a stupid wench. Whining and crying over a guy that was never your boyfriend, fuck buddy, lab partner or anything else? How much of a sad, pathetic, needy little hooker can one chick be? She has no claim to gay Alex. He can fuck whomever or whatever he damn well pleases. For her to be bitter and sad about it is just ridiculous. I would be so mortified if I were her. She has no sense, no morals, no class and no pride. She is truly a red hot MESS!
And a side note...I saw Brooke at the gym last night. Taller than I would have expected and really not a cute girl at all. I wouldn't call it ugly, but definitely not cute. Why do all of the girls look like old strippers this season? Though to be fair, I wouldn't call Brooke and old stripper, but the other two look really low budget.

Wow, Brooke actually goes to the gym? Is it in the GHETTO?! JK!

LOL!

Just found a really gay picture of Alex in a Hooter's outfit.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/10729796.html?thread=1211996740#t1211996740

HAHA, that was a funny picture. Give Alex 5 years. He'll be gayer than Davis and Richard Simmons combined. He just doesn't realize it yet...

another ep bites the dust! my thoughts:

1. whooooah Colie is the scariest chick on the planet. Clingy and desperate does't even begin to describe her behavior. Why would someone like Adam give her the time of day, really? She seems waaaaaaaaaay out of his range. God, bet he is getting SO MUCH hell from his friends about this!!!!

2. I don't even think Alex likes Colie AT ALL. He manipulates words so well that she actually beleives that he does like her. He totally called her bluff, saying that since he's essentially "3rd" on her list, that he couldnt be with someone unless he was 1st....totally gambling with the idea that Colie right then and there would NOT immediatley say "WOW, Alex in that case, let me call up Corey and Adam RIGHT NOW and tell them it's OVER now that I kow you want to be with me". Very, Very ballsy move, Alex considering the nut-job you are dealing with here.

3. Again, seems like some shady editing with MTV. In this ep they talked extensivley about how Adam tried to call Chris at outward bound to ask "premission" to see Colie, even though he "just quit", and the roommates seemed pretty shocked that Adam and Colie were going out at all. However in the ep with their "first date" that aired a few weeks ago, the roomies made no big deal they were going out. Anyway.....

4. I also agree.....I LOVED the face that Jenn made while helping the girl with the dress. Definaltey my fav Jenn moment of the season!

what the Hell is wrong with Colie? first off, any romantic feelings she MAY have had for Alex should have disapeared after he had sex with JEN!!!!!!!!!!! If I were her I probably wouldn't be speaking to him, let alone trying desperately to make him love me.

Hi,

saw this ep. last night and was bored by all the idiots acting stupid.

First of all, I would never, ever hook up with any of the girls in a Real World house. They are there b/c the producers saw them as crazy and controversial.. which they f***ing are! Alex, you f***ed up bad by f***ing the fat alcoholic one, and kissing the STD ho.

Secondly, Colie, you are the most self-important, whiny whore on the face of reality TV.

bablubi2, Do you realize you seriously quoted Lady Sovereign?

do guys really think that brooke's behavior is cute? seriously, guys like girls who act like that? If that's the case, I'm gonna take my chances being celibate...

B-Side, no more Maui Fever recaps?

Ms. Fred, you are so right. Stacy completely had a cold sore!!

bablubi2,

Do you honestly think you can make a positive comment about Colie (the retarded fucking nickname for Nicole) and get away with it? And then try to lecture to us that we are only watching Reality TV and that Colie is in fact an "awesome" person?

Can you be more condescending and delusional?--No. Yeah I answered it for you because seeing your frame of mind, you may 1. not figure out that that was a rhetorical question, and 2. answer "yes"

Please spare us the "It's only TV, folks" shit because, that is crap. The Real World viewers are primarily from this generation and are aware of "editing for TV" --Your girlfriend, Colie, gives out a lot of material to be edited in for the show because she is that PATHETIC.

Everyone's negative comments on this forum are a result of what she did on camera and if she does not want to be criticized or if you were a good friend to her, you should've stopped her from going on the Real World. She is a needy girl with low self esteem.

Kudos to MTV for putting more crap on TV. Thank you for that. We all LOVE watching crap, and I am by no means trying to insult the Network. They put on crap because WE love to watch crap.

Amen to that Mahi

At the beginning of this season I actually thought Colie seemed like the most grounded and tolerable of the seven... now I feel like I have something wrong with me.. my psycho detector is not working, not working!

Wow, I haven't watched the last few episodes but I've been reading the recaps, great job as usual B-Side :)

Anyways,I think Colie must be retarded or something cause jeez she really has no claims on Alex and he can do whatever he wants. He doesn't call her out on hooking up with random ugly guys so she should just shut up and deal with it. I'm actually starting to like Alex based on the fact that he's such an A-hole.

@ #40: You're actually not alone. I really thought, when I saw the first 2 or 3 episodes, that Colie was the normal and cool one. Then, as the season goes by, Colie shows her true colors, and it's very ugly. I was actually shocked to see how a person can be so different after you get to know them. Colie's the perfect example of a person who seems nice at first, but really just insane when you get to know them. Insane in a bad way.

For the record, Chee-Z, Colie is not horse-faced....if that first screencap is any indication, Colie is at least 60% fish. Seriously, she looks like she should be flopping around on the bottom of a boat.

Also, for the poster that asked if guys think Brooke's behavior is cute, it's not. I would not date a girl that acted like her. Granted, she has a nice butt, that's not enough to offset the all the latent crazy she carries around in her head. If nothing else her public hygiene issues were enough of a turnoff. I know girls have a lot of maintainence down in that area, but it's like a hot dog, you enjoy it more when you don't know how it's made.

B_ran,

I stand corrected! LOL!

As to the rest of your post LMFAO!!!

Brooke is cute, but her anxiety attacks make her a real pain in the ass.

Colie is way too high-maintenance. She should quit dating for a while until she develops some independence. Of course, that's easier said than done when you're a relatively attractive female.

Jenn is just bad news.