And then they head out! They're on the party bus en route to the airport, and Rick says that Goody Sarah will be hanging with him to try and keep him out of as much trouble as he's been trying to get her into. Yeah, you can always depend on Goody to efficiently suck the fun out of any given situation.
We rejoin the group outside the airport in Cancun, where they are greeted by a total nerd oddly named Mayo (huh?) who's wearing a super cool backpack and tells them that this will be the best week of their lives! Oh, and Mayo's from StudentCity.com. I feel that I must mention that, cause all the roommates have been sure to throw it in, and obviously StudentCity.com is looking for some love. There you go, StudentCity.com, now if you have any fabulous trips in your catalogue, sign me up. I'm not a student, but I'll have sex with one if they're cute.
Of course, Blondie's remembered to pack her ignorance in her suitcase, and tells us that she only thought of Cancun as a spring break destination and assumed it would be dirty, but it's actually beautiful. Mayo gives them a tour, and they actually end up at a place that all of us Rock of Lovers will find familiar - the ME Resort! Oh, and speaking of Rock of Love, Muppet Daisy and Dave Navarro (met him, hot in a really, really dirty way). Discuss. But back to the show at hand. "I'm on top of the world!" yells Slick Nick. Uhhhh, doesn't he mean "King of the World"? Get your Titanic references right, my friend. I take this very seriously.
I thought we were being sent to a compound full of maids and gardeners. My bad.
Rick James and Dolt waste no time in filling the hot tub with bubbles and getting immensely silly. And then it's back on the Cancun version of the party bus, which takes the to the Cancun booze cruise. There's a dance show, which of course Dolt manages to infiltrate. He immediately jumps up with some Footloose style move, and knocks over a guy and a garbage can. It's hilarious. And then they replay it. Even more hilarious the second time.
Rick James tells us the night is full of temptation. He gets on a microphone and starts baiting Horsey. He tells us they have a connection, because they both like to get wild, party, dance and drink. Then he tells us there's a challenge there. No challenge at all, sweetie, this ho's for the taking. Stripper predicts it's going to happen too.
There's a montage of shots, body shots, mouth to mouth shots, any kind of shot you can think of. Horsey tells Rick she doesn't want to drink a shot off his stomach, she wants to drink it off "something else". Yeah, big fucking challenge, this one. Goody looks on, and mentions that Rick's really screwing this one up. Oh come on, who didn't see this coming?
Horsey tells Rick that he can make her orgasm with only his voice right now. Then they head off behind the bushes together and make out. Until he pulls away, and goes crying to Dolt that he "did a bad thing tonight". Horsey sits down and looks, well, rejected. She tells us that she's upset with herself for slipping up, because this is the person who she used to be, but isn't anymore.
Get ready for the "I'm not really a whore, it was just the editing," explanation, coming soon to a television screen near you.
The next morning, Rick James is full of regret. He comes up with the brilliant plan that if he kisses everyone else in the house, then it won't count. Dolt and Slick aren't really down with the plan, but Dolt does generously offer to let Rick tickle his balls. What a sweet suggestion.
And then it's time to play with the dolphins. For the record, I do not agree with this activity. I think it's mean to trap dolphins in a pool and make them play with ignorant Real Worlders. Naturally, this has only been Blondie's lifelong dream. And the dolphins are pretty damn cute. And well choreographed. Did you know that dolphins are the only mammals besides humans that recognize their reflections in the mirrors?
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Comments (14)
Amazing recap..possibly your best ever!
1 of 14 | Posted by alliewooo | Posted on July 6, 2008 10:45 AM
That was cruelty to dolphins!lol
I would swear my cat recognizes his refelection in the mirror. Now I have to check this out.
Great recap so far......!
2 of 14 | Posted by sweetleaf | Posted on July 6, 2008 10:51 AM
Nice recap CB.
I got distracted while watching the ep, and when I came back to the TV I saw Rick making a constipated face at the mirror and thought, wth? And then he fliply says to the camera that he faked tears. LMAO. Good one.
Can't wait for next week's episode. I watched the preview on MTV Overdrive... All I can say is, Bri is awesome.
3 of 14 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on July 6, 2008 3:12 PM
Great Recap!
Horsey is a hot mess. She made herself look like a super loser. Why is she so obsessed with Will? When she found out he had a girlfriend she should have moved the f*@k on.
Will's Oscar winning performace at the end left me with my jaw on the floor. Janelle is probably going to be even more pissed about that then the kiss, because at least he was honest about the kiss.
4 of 14 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on July 7, 2008 5:21 AM
CB that recap was amazing. The Ross Geller/Friends reference . . . brilliant. These people may be annoying but damn if I haven't been entertained as hell this season. I can't believe this but I'm not ready for it to be over yet.
5 of 14 | Posted by JasonR | Posted on July 7, 2008 7:24 AM
Does anyone else not buy the Will/Janelle storyline? She doesn't seem to like him much. She always turns her face away when he goes in to kiss her. And she seemed way too proud of herself when he started "crying" in front of her. I don't believe the 2 of them are together for a second.
6 of 14 | Posted by maximus | Posted on July 7, 2008 9:55 AM
it seems pretty evident that Janelle is using Will for screentime which CB has nailed on that point. well played.
7 of 14 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on July 7, 2008 11:57 AM
Great recap as usual and I heard Janelle/Will dated for a little bit after this, but Janelle wasn't really into him that much. Clearly she wanted screentime and after the show was over she just bailed.
JasonR I feel the same way, I don't even want this season to end. I'm actually going miss this cast yes all of them are idiots but this was a good season nonetheless and it looks like they they go out with a bang on the last episode.
8 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on July 7, 2008 1:20 PM
I found it funny when they showed Will and Janelle in bed and she asked him "Will, where are you going?" and he said "Third base" and she said no and left. Then he said that he was so horny and started talking about how he might do something in Mexico that he'd regret. God he's such a pansy. I think it's pretty obvious that she's not really into him, they are all so stupid. I also thought that Goody was just jealous that Will was actually paying attention to another female in the house instead of her. I don't want this season to be over because they have given CB a lot of material to work with and make fun of, but if I never see Blondie or Goody on my TV screen again,after the finale and the reunion of course (I'm such a loser), it'll be too soon.
9 of 14 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on July 7, 2008 10:50 PM
I really hate Kim and Sara, the only reason they talk shit to Bri like that is if this was the "real world" those two self righteous cunts would've got their asses beat a long time ago. I love how Kim is so classy but she sat her krusty boney ass naked in the confessional after she made out w/a dozen people. That's not trashy?? And someone needs to punch Goody in that big shit smelling nose of hers.
10 of 14 | Posted by Poopsicle | Posted on July 8, 2008 6:51 AM
new recap any time soon???
11 of 14 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on July 15, 2008 5:30 PM
All I have to say is I have personally met the " Mayo" In Acapulco.. And he is by far no Nerd. I Love Him !! He is a BLAST and I hope everyone can have the Mayo experience once in there little life’s..
12 of 14 | Posted by isellwood | Posted on August 5, 2008 9:42 AM
Stripper, Goody, Janelle, Horsey. Sooo...Will has liked damn near every chick on the show at this point. I used to think Will is hot (ok, I still do), but I would hate to be his gf. His taste is so indiscriminate. I mean, Goody? Really?
I'm on Team Janelle. I went to school with her in the Bay Area and she is nice (although she comes off a bit stuck up at first).
13 of 14 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on September 12, 2008 11:00 AM
Oh...and Blondie and Goody still disgust me. Stripper has been very good about staying cool under the Bitchy Twins' pressure. I wouldn't have gotten as loud as Stripper at the restaurant, but I WOULD have gotten a couple nice FYIs in at that table.
Blondie - you're not as hot or as classy as you think you are. Exhibits A, B, and C: your tacky homemade bottle blond job, annoying twangy accent, and straight ho-eyness in the club after a couple drinks.
Goody - you're not as cute or morally upstanding as you think you are. Exhibits A & B: your dorky-as-hell boyfriend and drunk escapades that *surprise!* are on tape for the world (and yes, that includes your parents and bf) to see.
THE END
14 of 14 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on September 12, 2008 11:10 AM