But Stripper is highly offended by the comment. She tells Goody that comments like that need to cease, and Dolt reminds us that this was just one of many snide little comments that Blondie and Goody are always making to Stripper. And I guess Strip's been trying to be a good sport and let them go, but not tonight. She gets her finger in Goody's face, and tells them certain things that these two say don't need to be said. She tells them if they don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Blondie rolls her eyes, and Goody tells Stripper not to make a scene. I'm torn. Stripper does have a good point about all the little comments, but a nice restaurant is hardly the time to address it.
Goody tells us how embarrassing it is. Stripper tells us she doesn't care if they call her ghetto, she's got a point to make. Goody and Blondie laugh, because they're just sooooo much better than her, and Blondie tells Stripper meanly, "We don't care.". We. Aren't those ignorant brain cells getting exhausted working double shifts in both Goody and Blondie's heads? Rick James also notes that Stripper has every right to feel the way she does, but it's not the time and place.
Stripper and Horsey step outside, and Stripper says that she's been holding her tongue for far too long. Horsey agrees, but probably only cause she's jealous that Goody's been hanging out with Rick James. Meanwhile, Blondie and Goody are in the bathroom, admiring themselves in the mirror while Blondie says that it's the "most trashiest thing you can do", to hit someone physically. The "most trashiest". Enough said, sweetie.
America's Most Smartest Waddle
Blondie exits the bathroom with a sign and a "My mama raised me different." And Stripper's outside talking about how her mama raised her, which was not to let people talk shit on her to her face. Slick tells Stripper that everyone knows that there are issues with the girls, but to bring it to light now is just going to ruin the vacation for everyone. Stripper says that Goody and Blondie are spoiled and stuck up, but that she's done with it.
Sure enough, the next day, Stripper is acting like nothing ever happened. Which is a considerate way to go. Goody says that she "honestly didn't mean to insult Bri" with her comment. So what, it was a compliment? But if Stripper wants to ignore the whole thing, that's fine with Goody.
Rick James is not handling the cheating kiss with Horsey well. His mind is racing. He has to tell Janelle. But instead of telling her, he emails her like a total pussy. Rick, I'm so disappointed. But at least he follows it up with a phone call. He tells Janelle it was no big deal, everyone was kissing everyone...but Janelle wants details. "Who kissed who?" she demands to know. Rick says nothing. "Who kissed who?" she repeats. And finally, Rick James comes clean.
Rick tries to tell Janelle that it wasn't that serious, and they can talk about it when he gets home. But Janelle tells him there's nothing to talk about, and she's getting off the phone. Slick comes in to commiserate, and Rick tells him that it's done. He feels horrible, but he thinks he did the right thing by telling Janelle. Well, considering it was recorded on camera, I would say so, yeah. Slick tells Rick that "girls come and go", which is kind of a poor attitude cause a) Rick really liked Janelle, and b) it sort of makes it seem like Rick did nothing wrong.
Haley Duff songs are playing in his head right now. Oh, the pain!
"So, I guess you have your wingman now," Rick tells Slick. Okay tiger, way to get over it. What did that take, five seconds? That night, Rick tells Horsey that he and Janelle are broken up and Horsey tells us that she feels terrible. Oh please. Go peddle your manure somewhere else, ho. She hopes that it wasn't just because of her, Horsey tells Rick. "Well, yeah," Rick tells her. And Horsey is now very, very concerned about her serious, one month long relationship.
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Comments (14)
Amazing recap..possibly your best ever!
1 of 14 | Posted by alliewooo | Posted on July 6, 2008 10:45 AM
That was cruelty to dolphins!lol
I would swear my cat recognizes his refelection in the mirror. Now I have to check this out.
Great recap so far......!
2 of 14 | Posted by sweetleaf | Posted on July 6, 2008 10:51 AM
Nice recap CB.
I got distracted while watching the ep, and when I came back to the TV I saw Rick making a constipated face at the mirror and thought, wth? And then he fliply says to the camera that he faked tears. LMAO. Good one.
Can't wait for next week's episode. I watched the preview on MTV Overdrive... All I can say is, Bri is awesome.
3 of 14 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on July 6, 2008 3:12 PM
Great Recap!
Horsey is a hot mess. She made herself look like a super loser. Why is she so obsessed with Will? When she found out he had a girlfriend she should have moved the f*@k on.
Will's Oscar winning performace at the end left me with my jaw on the floor. Janelle is probably going to be even more pissed about that then the kiss, because at least he was honest about the kiss.
4 of 14 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on July 7, 2008 5:21 AM
CB that recap was amazing. The Ross Geller/Friends reference . . . brilliant. These people may be annoying but damn if I haven't been entertained as hell this season. I can't believe this but I'm not ready for it to be over yet.
5 of 14 | Posted by JasonR | Posted on July 7, 2008 7:24 AM
Does anyone else not buy the Will/Janelle storyline? She doesn't seem to like him much. She always turns her face away when he goes in to kiss her. And she seemed way too proud of herself when he started "crying" in front of her. I don't believe the 2 of them are together for a second.
6 of 14 | Posted by maximus | Posted on July 7, 2008 9:55 AM
it seems pretty evident that Janelle is using Will for screentime which CB has nailed on that point. well played.
7 of 14 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on July 7, 2008 11:57 AM
Great recap as usual and I heard Janelle/Will dated for a little bit after this, but Janelle wasn't really into him that much. Clearly she wanted screentime and after the show was over she just bailed.
JasonR I feel the same way, I don't even want this season to end. I'm actually going miss this cast yes all of them are idiots but this was a good season nonetheless and it looks like they they go out with a bang on the last episode.
8 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on July 7, 2008 1:20 PM
I found it funny when they showed Will and Janelle in bed and she asked him "Will, where are you going?" and he said "Third base" and she said no and left. Then he said that he was so horny and started talking about how he might do something in Mexico that he'd regret. God he's such a pansy. I think it's pretty obvious that she's not really into him, they are all so stupid. I also thought that Goody was just jealous that Will was actually paying attention to another female in the house instead of her. I don't want this season to be over because they have given CB a lot of material to work with and make fun of, but if I never see Blondie or Goody on my TV screen again,after the finale and the reunion of course (I'm such a loser), it'll be too soon.
9 of 14 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on July 7, 2008 10:50 PM
I really hate Kim and Sara, the only reason they talk shit to Bri like that is if this was the "real world" those two self righteous cunts would've got their asses beat a long time ago. I love how Kim is so classy but she sat her krusty boney ass naked in the confessional after she made out w/a dozen people. That's not trashy?? And someone needs to punch Goody in that big shit smelling nose of hers.
10 of 14 | Posted by Poopsicle | Posted on July 8, 2008 6:51 AM
new recap any time soon???
11 of 14 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on July 15, 2008 5:30 PM
All I have to say is I have personally met the " Mayo" In Acapulco.. And he is by far no Nerd. I Love Him !! He is a BLAST and I hope everyone can have the Mayo experience once in there little life’s..
12 of 14 | Posted by isellwood | Posted on August 5, 2008 9:42 AM
Stripper, Goody, Janelle, Horsey. Sooo...Will has liked damn near every chick on the show at this point. I used to think Will is hot (ok, I still do), but I would hate to be his gf. His taste is so indiscriminate. I mean, Goody? Really?
I'm on Team Janelle. I went to school with her in the Bay Area and she is nice (although she comes off a bit stuck up at first).
13 of 14 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on September 12, 2008 11:00 AM
Oh...and Blondie and Goody still disgust me. Stripper has been very good about staying cool under the Bitchy Twins' pressure. I wouldn't have gotten as loud as Stripper at the restaurant, but I WOULD have gotten a couple nice FYIs in at that table.
Blondie - you're not as hot or as classy as you think you are. Exhibits A, B, and C: your tacky homemade bottle blond job, annoying twangy accent, and straight ho-eyness in the club after a couple drinks.
Goody - you're not as cute or morally upstanding as you think you are. Exhibits A & B: your dorky-as-hell boyfriend and drunk escapades that *surprise!* are on tape for the world (and yes, that includes your parents and bf) to see.
THE END
14 of 14 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on September 12, 2008 11:10 AM