Previously on the Real World: Trishelle came back to Vegas completely dumb-bitchified by the seedy world of B cinema with a platinum weave and lots and lots of gum. "I'm an ACTRESS!", she proclaimed. I am so. Sure.
Meryl Streep is green with envy right now.
Frank, still on his quest to prove to America that he's not the goodie two shoes bore snore pansy ass cracker we all thought he was, got wasted, broke a bunch of dinnerware, and gleeked on Irulan, who was like:
You totally disrespected and desecrated my spirit! I spit on your Meemaw!
The best part of that pic is Arissa in the back round, ready to go off on anyone or anything that gets in her way. Irulan got herself in a tizzy and ended up sobbing her face off on the phone.
He Gleeeeeked at me mama! Waaaahhh! My spirit! Disrespect! Waaaaahhhh!
Arissa went crazy too. Broken coffee mugs are VIOLENT and DISRESPECTFUL!! She storms out of the house and promises to leave for good, but instead goes downstairs and sits at a nickel slot machine. Go on, Arissa! There's a hideous lime green limo outside with your name all over it. GO and get your psycho bony ass off my TV.
Miss? Your car's waiting.
Sure enough, this week starts off with Arissa coming back upstairs, but she refuses to go inside. Trishelle tries to use dumb ass party girl logic on her. "But like...what? I mean, it's like, Frank's just like...I mean. I'm in a movie!" Then Arissa's all "Violent! Abusive!" and she musters up all these fake tears and Trishelle's all "what? Like...broken glass. So like what do you care?" Arissa tries to squeeze out a couple tears but all she can muster up is more crazy. There have been all these things going on that are not cool...Like you being called out for (allegedly) trying to make out with your "best friend"s boyfriend? Cuz that's totally different than broken mugs, Crazy Eye. Arissa says that Frank took advantage of her, and he took advantage of the Palms.
Trishelle's like "What. Ever.", and leaves Arissa to walk around the casino. Crazily.
Who's in a movie?
Frank falls down and breaks another glass, so he picks up Trishelle and carries her to the bedroom. She groans and moans, and I go to the bathroom wait for my Wendy's to come back up. When I return, she's sitting in the boy's room and whining about Arissa and then Frank's like "Look guys. I'm a party animal, ok? It's in my BLOOD" and Steven's all "Hey you guys, do I look like Ryan Reynolds?" Trishelle says totally and plays with her hair.
You so do!
Arissa and Irulan decide since they're both cut from the same manic depressive bi polar a hole cloth, they should get their own rooms to find themselves and cool down. Now who's taking advantage of the Palms? I'm sure the hotel would rather replace a couple coffee mugs than pony up two additional rooms. Irulan and Brynn come down to visit Arissa. If this suite blew up right now, this show would be like 100 times better. Brynn's all, oh poor Irulan for missing her bf and having to look at Alton's tight ass all day and night. Brynn would be sad, too! Yeah right. Babe, your ex was a pole and I have a feeling if you saw him again, you'd climb right back on and shake your money maker like the pro you are. Don't front, soccer mommy. You can take a girl out of a strip club...
Irulan and Arissa are mad as hell, and they aren't gonna take it anymore! Brynn tries to explain to Arissa that she needs to see a doctor and get a heavy prescription, but Arissa shakes her head and screams "Agression! Violence!" Oy.
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Comments (6)
great recap as always... but this episode was so boring, i actually forgot what it was about until i read this.
1 of 6 | Posted by tenny
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Posted on June 27, 2007 3:13 PM
Flipit, you are too funny. That episode, this whole show actually, sucks so much but thanks for the laughs. You are the best on TVgasm! :)
2 of 6 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on June 27, 2007 7:20 PM
It makes me sad to see how Trishelle has turned out. I remember reading interviews with her after RWLV aired, and she was so excited to finish school and become a sports broadcaster . . . it seems like being on RW and all the backlash that came with that just changed her. She went from fearing what her family would think of her, and from her own dreams, to posing in "Playboy," doing trashy reality shows, and following the typical Hollywood stereotype of changing yourself completely and trying to break into showbiz. She doesn't even sound like herself anymore - her accent is gone. And she's much harder and seems more brittle. I actually feel sorry for her.
3 of 6 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on June 28, 2007 6:14 AM
This recap was awesome. I've stopped watching the episodes because I've been too busy to watch a shitbomb go off every week, but I'm glad at least someone is able to mock and ridicule these members of the "real world."
Flipit, is it wrong of me to wish this hell upon you each week? Because you handle it so well.
4 of 6 | Posted by Treadingonme
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Posted on June 28, 2007 10:41 PM
I'm sure MTV wishes they had this thing back. It seemed like a good idea but it came out so boring and forced.
5 of 6 | Posted by bakismaki
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Posted on July 5, 2007 10:26 AM
I agree with mandymax. I get the feeling that all the backlash from the different reality shows she was on really did a number on her. Not only did she probably get alot of flack from her father (who didn't seem overly supportive to begin with) but also from people who watched the show. It seems like she's playing the role that she's been cast into and it's really too bad because she seems to have lost the innocence and naivete that really made her beautiful.
6 of 6 | Posted by collavoce
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Posted on July 5, 2007 12:34 PM