while i miss treadingonme, this was a pretty good recap herekittykitty. welcome!
1 correction (although perhaps i was just confused)- i think the dinner dates were brynn and trishelle; frank, stephen and arissa; and alton and irulan. which was why irulan seemed to think it was a date and flipped (stupidest thing ever). b/c one of the guys was like "that's fine- we'll go to dinner with alton instead of arissa." but i could be wrong. just like with the rules on the challeges, sometimes i am confused with real world logic.

Great job, Herekittykitty...
I enjoyed the recap! I love TOM also but in his absence (or even not in his absence) you are great!

Thanks for bothering to watch this garbage :)

sweetjane - you are correct on the dinners. Irulan was so freaked b/c the dinner was just supposed to be her and Alton alone.

Great recap - I'm glad to see it will be taken care of. :) The screen caps were pretty funny.

I can't believe most of these real worlders have not grown up. Tragic.

Irulan and that other bitch are truly pathetic. Alton ain't all that.

KH

I took a slight break from making out with chicks long enough (not from being drunk though) to read this recap, which is crazy, because I didn't even read my own.

great recap BUT BUT BUT excuse me, Steven joking about someone stealing Brynn's kid??

Alton's little brother was kidnapped, raped and murdered in a very high profile case. It was discussed on the Las Vegas season. They'd just caught the pedophilic murderer and he trial was happening during the filming. Nice joke, Steven. Idiot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Sellers

Are we surprised that the next episode has Irulan wailing about wanting to leave? I'm guessing it's because she's being held accountable for something she did that she mistakenly and selfishly thought she could schmooze her way out of, just like during the real season. The girl can't handle taking responsibility. Kind of like the whole "Oh, I can't go to dinner with Alton!" thing this time around. You know, Irulan - if you don't want anything to happen with Alton, nothing says you can't JUST SAY NO to any suggestion he makes!!!! Be a responsible grown-up for a change!

God, I can't stand her. I forgot how much she irritates me. She's worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Sweetjane: Sorry about the dinner invitation thing. I rewound that scene like twice and I was still sort of confused. It's like listening to challenge instructions, thinking you understand them, watching someone win, and then hearing that blaring horn meaning they were disqualified.

Holy crap Lucy!!! That does indeed make Steven's joke even less appropriate.

I had honestly forgotten all about it. When I was that age I had to watch MTV after my parents went to bed or really early in the morning. Therefore I was usually listening more to if I heard my parents walking around the corner than to the shows sometimes. (Note: I'm pretty sure that my mom's hatred was directly the result of the slapping incident on Real World: Seattle.)

Treadingonme: Thanks! I've read your recaps for a while, so I'm glad that the creator of E.Colie thinks I've got what it takes. Enjoy your summer!

This show is making me depressed that perhaps my life is this much more boring as well. These people are UNINTERESTINg.

Brynn is seriously out of place. She's married and has a kid, everyone else in the house is still a kid!

Irulan has clearly not gotten over Alton yet. Try a little harder not to show it, hun.

Oh and another thing, the blonde hair is not a good look for trashelle.

Oh and another thing, the blonde hair is not a good look for trashelle.

Great recap! I was worried that maybe a new author would require my actually watching the show, rather than just pointing & laughing throughout the recaps ... but bravo!

While a Vegas bachelorette party will make for good (hopefully) tv, after 2 kids, isn't it a little besides the point?

Will miss treadingnome, but keep up the good work!

I love your utter disdain for Irulan. That's going to make this a very fun season to read.

You guys...I'm so confused. Did I miss something? Are Brynn's kid and husband living at the Palms, too? Oh...and Steven is worthless. I'm so happy about the reunion...no...make that estatic about the reunion, but I wish they'd do something skanky...at least for old times sake.

Sounded to me like Trishelle said, "Here's to being famous in Las Vegas together."

Irulan says that her man wouldn't be comfortable with her spending any time with her ex. He wouldn't be okay with dinner but he was fine her moving back into the same penthouse with him? Now that's the type of thinking that will keep you on the Real World, Irulan.

...LMAO!!
I really liked your re-cap, keep up the good work!

I think the producers probably had to work out some deal with Brynn that would allow her husband/baby to stay at the hotel in order for her to agree to do the show