We begin with Emily and Ty hanging out in one part of the house while Virgin Andrew (who, by the way, already has clothes EVERYWHERE in his room) and Rocker Chick (who is really more like Adult Contemporary Chick) convene somewhere else to discuss whether or not there has been any nookie. Odrama's spidey sense goes off and she appears from nowhere to whisper that the sex (or "naughty-naughty" in Jesus talk) has been had. Her reasoning? Emily is "happy today." Because she's been a real downer before today. Odrama is so sure, she swears on her beloved Bible. I'm sure God appreciates that.

The Virgin has finally had enough of her speculation and runs off to get an official confirmation or denial. The alleged lovers don't really give a straight answer, which leads everyone to assume they did. Emily doesn't understand the big deal, and neither do I. But then again, I'm not a virgin or a drama queen. Moving on...

Emily tells Odrama about her fear of all emotions. I can't even concentrate because I'm too busy concentrating on Gayish Guy (what's his name? Mike?) who is, hilariously, sleeping next to Odrama while they have this conversation. Was she just lying next to him while he slept? That is en route to bunny boiling levels of creepy right there.

But anyway, Emily's scared of feelings because they remind her of the time when she was in a cult or something. Odrama is already thinking about their "black/white" babies. Does she think they come out like zebras? She opines about how perfect they are for each other and expressed her excitement in anticipation of the drama that is sure to follow. Emily reminds us that she is an independent woman who can't be tied down.

Next topic is Callie's veganism. I am surprised to learn that Odrama and I actually do have something in common when she announces that she loves cheeseburgers and bacon. And of course, she then changes the topic to weight. Callie promptly counters all of her attempts at body-image related drama, which kind of makes me like Callie. This makes Odrama uncomfortable, which is kind of fun for everyone.

The Lovebirds and Gayish guy work out at the gym (no tanning or laundry to be seen), after which the Lovebirds have a cuddle session on a bench. Ew, sweaty. Turns out Emily's got some body image issues of her own, but Ty loves those Thunder Thighs.

Now Ty's having a chat in bed with Odrama. Do any of them ever have conversations that don't take place while in a horizontal position? Honestly, the proportion of hooking up to amount of time spent in each others' beds is nowhere near proper Real World standards. Does this place even have a couch? Anyway, Ty is thinking about his exgirlfriend and the fact that he already broke his promise to himself not to sleep with anyone while he was here. Relationship talk... blah, blah, blah. Wait a minute? Didn't they decide 2 episodes ago that they didn't get along and didn't need to talk to each other? Damn, has Odrama outtalked everyone else ALREADY?

Ty calls his ex to discuss their status. She suggest being friends sometime down the road. When he mentions having sex with one of his roommates, she promptly says she has to go. Probably to stick "I told you so" pins in her Ty voodoo doll.

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