B-side is my hero.

He suffers so we can be entertained.

Suffered he did indeed. Seems like a snorefest, but the re-cap was excellent.

I second that. I heart you B-side!

thanx that was cool, i never get a really gossip on these idiots its like eating cotton candy

B-Side, please tell me this shit didn't cost you a dime.

I will feel really bad for B-Side when he goes and meets the fiendship and Eric "crappy" Littmann at the BB6 wrap party.

He better bring us back some autographs. :--)

Really cool, but why was Mel there from the Philly show? What is she up to now? Did Wes/Johanna and Danny/Mel look like a couple?

Why the hell did we get this instead of a Real World recap? Are we getting one? And why so fucking late with the RW recaps?

Hey Svan. It may shock you to know that we actually have lives and responsibilities outside of this blog. Be happy you get anything at all.

Judging by the amount of shitty tv shows that you write about, there isn't too much responsiblities or lives that you are living.

I don't know. You're the one waiting on pins and needles for A BLOG

I've always heard that former MTV reality "stars" end up making a living from doing speech tours (I guess thats what you call them?). I was never sure what the hell they they were speaking about but now I have a better idea.

You'd think it was some sort of noble deed. I'm not so sure judging from the same tired pre-packaged topics. Seems like just another way for them and MTV to capitalize off their quasi celebrityhood. Although, I can imagine some of them may actually be sincere with a legitimate message like Lacey. Out of this cast I did imagine hers potentially being the most realistic and heartfelt. But really - Johanna talking condemning binge drinking??

Ketamine,

I could be wrong but-- hahaha...sorry, it's just, well, Im really never wrong..

Anyways, I assume the reason Johanna might be talking about binge drinking is because she clearly has learned something from it..like watching herself look the fool on TV. Also Wes talking about safe sex and STDs since he is a slut, and Lacey talking about diversity cause she is an albino.

MYL

I had the honor of calling B-Side's cell phone while these speeches were going on and hearing someone make some speech while I chuckled. I listening and laughed most of my way home.
(B-side is like Mike Jones by the way. Call his cell, all of you! He'll answer!)
Why do colleges sponsor this crap? Is there where my tax dollars go? So SUNY can give people the opportunity to isten to this? I wouldn't be surprised of MTV paid schools to host these speeches.

Johanna talking about not drinking?
hmmm... ok....
(holding in my sniggers while making a 2nd paper airplane)

And I won't be so rude about it B-side, but for real... the show just isn't as "good" without the accompanying commentary. :) You're the only person I really read on TVgasm, cause the RW recaps are about it for me. (I only eat the choicest meats ;) HAHA! That sounds so dirty... oh well. :p

Holly -- I know you *love* the RW recaps, which is why I feel badly that I haven't even gotten around to typing it up.

Busy week, folks! Lots of activity in the world of B-Side (none of it actually interesting though).

B-Side,

While it's no substitute for a RW recap, your comment No. 11 gave me a big laugh.

And here's a request: In some upcoming recap, could you compare the entertainment value of this season to the other recent seasons? I think this is a pretty lame group. The only thing that's been improving is MTV's skill at marketing these shows.

ghahaah what ever B-side loves this shit

heheh B-side... yeah I'm sure I'm on your mind ALL the time. "Poor Holly won't get her RW recap this week!" hehehe. :) Nice try though. ;)

So can we assume that they all now live in LA and fuck Trishelle? Did anyone ask them that? I am assuming it's mandatory during the initiation upon leaving the RW house.

B-side,
You're doing a great job. What would we ever do without you?

Here's what happened this week for those of you waiting not so patiently for the blog: Danny came back, Mel was happy, Danny wasn't so sure he wanted to be with her, but in the end, they snuggled up in bed together. Oh, and they found out they had a editing suite in the house. It was there the whole time and they did't even know! It was pretty lame.

more recap... johanna wore a padded bra & was verrry drunk but cheery when she slurred something about making up with wes.
mel drank herself stupid (and catatonic) while going on & on with that really annoying, overused line, "i like danny so much."
knitwit cast

Hooray Beer! Hooray WEST!

He got some...

Did he really "get some" or did they just "make out"? (And we all know Wes's definition of "making out," as shown when he "totally made out with Melinda" earlier in the season...)

But whatever it was, you can see on the clips for the new episode that he gave up on the "I'll kiss her for like 2 seconds, then walk away and say this is what you coulda had" strategy. Hmmm, I'm so surprised. (yawn)

how can that be about melinda??
wouldn't she have exploded?
or did she leave the house and find a Mickey D's or something whenever nature called?

I know that this response is kind of late but I just wanted everyone, especially Holly, I don't know if you watch Laguna Beach but B-side's recaps for that show are even funnier than the RW ones. B-side, this sounds like it was absolutely painfull! Can't wait to read the new recap. Love it!

I agree, the Laguna Beach recaps are the best!!!

Does anyone think Wes looks like a young Bono? hehe

For the person who wrote that stuff about danny... you must be on crack, becasue danny is by far one of the coolest guys i know... hes a good friend and you dont know him....so dont run your mouth about people you dont know

Billerica:

Really now, it no longer matters that Danny is "one of the coolest guys" you know. The bottom line is he made the choice to appear on a reality show where "cool", normal, ordinary people DO NOT make the final cut in the audition process. The people who get cast are the people who show the most potential for causing any situations that are downright crazy, trouble causing, alcohol induced, sexual, etc.

Your boy Danny accomplished all of it! You must be so proud of your little boy!

Next time Danny makes a poor decision (like...say... I don't know...appearing on a reality show) you should advise him that viewers WILL judge him on what they see on TV and WILL run their mouths on these self absorbed neanderthals.