That night, Stephen and Jenn are out at somewhere other than Monarck. Stephen and Jenn have gotten a lot closer since arriving in Thailand, and I think they're the only ones from the house there. Steve says something about how everyone in the world wants to be them, and everybody thinks they're "hella happy", but they don't know. Wow. I cannot believe how inaccurate that statement is. There is absolutely no way I wish I was anyone on this season of the Real World. He should probably reign in the ego a little bit. You're on the Real World, which translates to 15 minutes of fame. It's not like you won the lottery. Anyways, he rambles on about something else nonsensical, and I stop paying attention. He does mention to us that Jenn now looks at him differently, and he may look at Jenn differently too, so they need to make sure they're relationship stays platonic. Like that will happen. Come on, it's Jenn we're talking about.

You can't tell, but I'm totally looking at you different right now.

At some other bar, it's a guys' night out. Alex and Davis are hanging out with some of their Denver friends, and Davis is talking to a guy named Josh. At one point, Davis feels it's necessary to point out where he bought all of his clothes to Josh. Alex points out that he notices Davis and Josh getting a little more friendly as the night goes on, but Davis tells us that it's just nice to make a friend. "Especially if that friend is someone who you can have sex with. Or at least fool around a little bit. Friends are nice."

Everybody is now back at the Real World house, but, uh-oh, Josh is there too. Davis is really drunk, and just about everyone is awake, and they see Davis and Josh head upstairs. Steve is sure that Davis is about to cheat on P.J. Alex doesn't think Davis will though, because if there's anything Davis has shown us, it's that he exercises flawless judgment while drinking.

Davis and Josh actually went into Colie's room. Colie seems like she may be sober, but regardless, the conversation they're having is awkward. Davis says he's going to go to bed, and Josh stays behind for a little girl talk with Colie. I think she was just trying to understand the situation between these two, which was surprising, because I expected her to tell them to go for it and have sex like she basically did with Jenn when Darnell came around.

Well, at some point, that's what happened regardless of Colie's suggestion. While Davis and Josh were getting to know each other in the biblical sense, Colie looks in, and then the girls are gathered around outside of the room. Steve is disappointed with Davis for this decision. You hold onto that thought Stephen. At one point, and I have no idea how, a caption was shown where someone was saying that had a condom on now. Yeah Stephen, what were you saying about poor decisions? Safe sex! How's that for a bad decision!

Bite the pillow, I'm comin' in!

Also, it should be noted that while the two were going at it, giggety, Colie and Jenn both crept into Steve's bed and watched. Yes. Watched.

The girls get ready for their turn.

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Last Comment: McCreamy on Jun 2, 2007 01:12 PM.

Comments (11)

Trent880 :

So let's say you are this "Josh" character and everyone has seen you get schtupped on national TV by someone you KNOW has a boyfriend. Where do you go from there?

1 of 11 | Posted by Trent880 | Posted on May 17, 2007 3:48 PM

serafina :

Colie is so gross. Also what is the shitting in an envelope thing?

2 of 11 | Posted by serafina | Posted on May 17, 2007 4:12 PM

Beth :

Well you know Davis and PJ didn't last since Davis was so publicly connect to Reichen.

3 of 11 | Posted by Beth | Posted on May 17, 2007 6:11 PM

UglyAllie :

serafina--
colie crapped in an envelope in the car on their way home/on their way to an outward bound thing. it was showed in a blooper reel recently, and it was pretty disgusting. i think davis, who was driving, commented that he hoped it made it onto tv. yet another shining moment in the life of colie.

4 of 11 | Posted by UglyAllie | Posted on May 17, 2007 8:12 PM

DP Hooker :

Colie looks pregnant in that picture of her and Alex in the taxi.

I could feel Alex's disdain for her oozing through my tv screen during that entire scene.

Between this and the Challenge, hopefully Colie won't be back on my tv for at least a few months.

5 of 11 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on May 17, 2007 10:09 PM

alligatorwings :

Well, she definitely sucked on both shows--literally and figuratively.
My 80 year-old grandma would have done better in the gauntlet. How long did she last--10 seconds?

6 of 11 | Posted by alligatorwings | Posted on May 17, 2007 10:12 PM

slutty_whore :

What happened to the Challenge reviews?

7 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on May 18, 2007 8:52 AM

alligatorwings :

Well you know Davis and PJ didn't last since Davis was so publicly connect to Reichen.

I dunno--maybe he had a beer, fucked Reichen, and then called PJ and cried and said he was sorry.

Those damn demons making him gay! If only he were straight--then he wouldn't be a lonely, self-centered, selfish asshole! It's all their fault--and his mom's fault--and anyone's else fault-- except his...

8 of 11 | Posted by alligatorwings | Posted on May 19, 2007 12:09 PM

slutty_whore :

Treading, since we're done with this bunch of idiots, are you going to be recapping the Las Vegas cast reunion?

9 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on May 20, 2007 5:42 AM

alligatorwings :

Wow--does this season suck THAT bad--or is everyone posting somewhere else now?????

10 of 11 | Posted by alligatorwings | Posted on May 21, 2007 4:01 AM

McCreamy :

That scene between Stephen and Davis where Davis was crying and saying he didn't want to be gay... AKWARD!!!!

11 of 11 | Posted by McCreamy | Posted on June 2, 2007 1:12 PM

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