Re: Outtakes - Jen falling and faceplanting into a parked car made my week.

I wasn't the only one who noticed Brookes new boobs.

Hopefully we get back to some dysfunction next week.

Worst. Episode. Ever. Great recap, though :-)

Seriously, the whole pooping in an envelope thing?! Were they so late that they couldn't stop? I need some sort of context for the situation because seriously, that just makes me want to curl up and die. I could, however, watch Jen fall into that parked car all day long.

I also agree that Brooke's new ta-tas are distractingly huge. Like, porn-star huge. Maybe that's where her "acting" aspirations lie?

Yeah those boobs are huuuuuge! As a breast man I gotta say I kinda like it. I thought she looked hot in those commercials.

But for her own sake she went up too much. She could have done a more subtle boob job. She basically set herself up for the following:

a) Being a Hooters waitress (which she could have been already)
b) Playboy
c) B Movies
d) Porn (Hard or Soft variety)

"I mean, I know it's the outdoors and you feel sick, but put on a little makeup baby. "

This is part of the reason I hate men.

SO boring. One thing I hate is how many RWers are total complainers and slackers until the last time they have to do whatever/thing they have to do, and suddenly they get all motivated and suddenly they pull initiative and motivation out of their ass and suddenly their project/job becomes all-important and life-transforming. It's like they suddenly have this realization that they've looked like total losers up to this point so suddenly they're completely committed and involved.

SO boring. One thing I hate is how many RWers are total complainers and slackers....until the last time they have to do whatever job/project they have to do. Then they suddenly get all motivated and pull initiative and motivation out of their ass and suddenly their project/job becomes all-important and life-transforming. It's like they suddenly have this realization that they've looked like total losers up to this point so suddenly they're completely committed and involved. That's why I feel like Brooke's epiphany seems fake and contrived. And as usual, it's all about her.

I feel like any joke I make here would take away from COLIE SHITTING IN AN ENVELOPE. (I hope Colie never finds out my address. She's already got practice shitting in envelopes, I assume I would receive a full one.)

^ Pretty much the best thing I've read on this site.

Ewh-if Colie really shit in an envelope in that car they are fucking pigs--Colie, for doing it, and the rest of the group, for tolerating it. no wonder Brooke felt it was OK to clean her cooch in the middle of camp!

I was sufficiently grossed out watching Davis try to pull his brain out through his right nostril. TMI ALERT on all counts!

Chris shows off that he can run with a twixter on his back while the real world camera man continues to wonder why he couldn't work the season where they worked in a coffee shop.

That made me laugh. Loudly. (Good thing I wasn't reading this at work, like I usually do!)

Good job for such a boooorring episode, but next week looks good.

Wow.. not only a boring episode, but the most boring of all outward bound episodes... and thus, the most boring of this season. Boooooo MTV. BOOOOOOO for wasting valuable hissy-fit time on this crap.

Next week looks good though. Colie-centric episode= plenty to make fun of.

Damn--this show is now so irrelevant and boring that people aren't even bothering to comment on it.

I think it's safe to say this show has jumped the shark!

NOOO! She did not shit in an envelope! O kay...if you can't already tell...I didn't watch the end of the episode. So, pray tell...why did they let her do that?
By the way...great recap!!!
And did anyone else notice Brooke got all crazy on that little girl who couldn't breathe? She shut her down...I believe she even told the 14-year-old to "calm the fuck down." Geez, Brooke - You act like you own a patent on complaining.

Wow--now they've even stopped recapping it here!

So... where the fuck is the recap from last week? I want to talk about how much of a fucking slut Colie is!!!

Is that your question for Jon Murray? :)

WHERE ARE THE BLOODY RECAPS FOR REAL WORLD AND REAL WORLD ROAD RULES CHALLENGE FOR LAST WEEK!!!!?????????? Seriously, I'm dying and you're about to get lapped!

Where are the recaps? I'm back in town, and rarin' to go!!!!!!!!!

We actually have TONS of fodder from the last episode! AND THAILAND is coming up!!!!!

OMG - I'm Panicking!!!!!! TOM where are you?!

Maybe since everything we saw was Colie redux there was no reason for a recap?
All you have to do is review the first few recaps and you are set!

Tonight's should be good though!!! :)

Here's my question for Jon Murray:

Due to its popularity over the years, many people believe that The Real World's "reality" formula no longer exists--and that it is now merely a vehicle for 20 somethings seeking quick "celebrity". Most Real Worlders have agents and reps before the show even airs, and based on much of their behavior, it often seems that they are more invested in the end result of being on the show rather than the experience itself.

Do you think that Real World as a show has "jumped the shark"? If not, what do you think can be done to involve more interesting people who are motivated to do more than just drink and hook up?