It's vacation week on the Real World, and I was hoping that it would live up to some of the past Real World vacations. How could you forget Wes pretending to be Prince
William, and the mention of the name causing a stupid fight between Danny and Melinda? Or how could you forget, uh, last season's vacation. Ok, that one was pretty boring. But with so much to do in Taiwan, I mean Thailand, this week would have to be interesting right? Especially after the past few weeks had been so boring. There's so much intrigue. Will Colie give out BJ's left and right? How many people can Jenn find to make out with? Will Alex finally profess his undying love for Colie before a romantic sunset? Your answers: Yes, 13, fucking of course not. Find out what else happened after the jump.
This week the episode started off with the crew arriving at the airport in Thailand. We see various shots of Bangkok, and then they arrive at their hotel for the evening. While they were en route to the hotel, Brooke asked if they'd been traveling for three days. No, two days. No, less than two days. Brooke is above dealing with time zones apparently. And international date lines. Anyways, shortly after getting to the hotel, Brooke gets out a phone and calls her mom. Immediately you can tell that Brooke is skeptical about this trip. But, she hates everything she hasn't already done, so that's no surprise.
"Mom? HEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!"
Twelve hours later, Colie is getting a snake placed around her neck. Alex also had a snake put around his neck, and then a snake was placed around both Colie and Davis. This snake had the misfortune into Colie's nether-regions, and she screamed "There's a snake in my vagina." That snake was slithering in the footsteps of many, many men, and probably a few animals.
What's one more snake up there?
There are more cultural shots of Bangkok, and then they all take a boat out to Koh Phangan, and their resort is beautiful, which makes Brooke appear to feel better about the trip. After they've been there awhile, everyone goes swimming, and Colie is doing so topless. Alex tells us that he wishes Colie would just cover everything up, and I second his opinion. Jenn then goes topless as well, and Steve says he likes what he sees. This is coming shortly after being told that Jenn and Stephen have become much closer friends recently.
Girls day out
While everyone is still hanging out at the pool, Colie and Davis wandered out a little ways into the ocean. Brooke said she was nervous about jellyfish stings and sharks, and Davis told her to shut up. Wait, that was me. He actually told her to stop worrying, and then, guess what, Brooke got stung by a jellyfish (allegedly). We went to commercial seeing Davis carry Brooke in. So, if you're keeping track at home, the only thing of interest before the first commercial break was the actual arrival in Thailand. And that is it.
Someone's been snooping through the International Male Catalogue!
Back from commercial, everyone was making fun of Brooke. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks Brooke is annoyingly scared of everything. Eventually everyone walks out to meet Brooke and Davis, who are now at the edge of the water, and, uh, speaking of covering things up Alex. While I agreed with him, he is in no position to judge Colie while he's wearing that swimsuit. Brooke asks if she should pee on her foot, and everyone gladly volunteers to help her out instead, with Alex specifically wanting to pee on her the most. So Alex pees on her, and then I guess it's Colie's turn. Now that's just sexy. Gross! I mean gross!!
Crackin' one case at a time
Once Brooke has been sufficiently peed on, everyone heads back to the pool. Brooke tells us that Jenn and Steve are now flirting more, which seems oddly placed in the middle of this episode, but whatever. Later, Colie asks a waiter when the food they ordered is coming, and Alex goes into some lecture about not speaking to someone that way. We didn't actually see it happen though, so I assume the editors chose to edit out the actual incident to make it seem like it was a bigger deal than it was. Regardless, Alex told her to shut up and he walked away, leaving Brooke and Colie to bitch about how much of a jerk he is. Then Colie went to sleep with him. Maybe that last part didn't happen.
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Comments (15)
Wes was pretending to be Prince Harry. Danny and Melinda did fight about Prince William though.
Now, I shall go and finish the recap
1 of 15 | Posted by SkipToMyLu
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Posted on May 10, 2007 12:46 PM
*this is NOT a spoiler, because it was on all weekend, but you may not want to read it*
Did anyone watch the Cram Session 2? There is supposed to be a surprising hook up. My guess is Stephen and Jen.. you can tell it's Stephen, but the girl is hard to make out. After this ep, I'm convinced it's Jenn. Wonder what her boyfriend thinks of that.
2 of 15 | Posted by SkipToMyLu
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Posted on May 10, 2007 1:04 PM
Not to mention what Mercii thinks of it.
3 of 15 | Posted by mutualcraze
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Posted on May 10, 2007 2:19 PM
Way to kiss ass, Saul!
4 of 15 | Posted by Jessica
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Posted on May 10, 2007 3:35 PM
I think it's hillarious that Brooke (at least when she was psychoanalyzing Colie) is smarter when she's drunk. And that she thought just floating on the water was "Beautiful!" And that she got to see "the bottom of the ocean". This. Girl. Is. Ridiculous.
5 of 15 | Posted by Mrs LT
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Posted on May 10, 2007 4:29 PM
One of Colie's lines "I'm drunk in a bikini sitting on an elephant. It's just one of those things I'll never forget" Ok maybe that wasn't an exact quote but something like that. Way to soak up the experience, I'm glad that being drunk in a bikini in Thailand is way cooler than being drunk in a bikini in Denver.
And I agree that see through dress was HO-RRIBLE! And I didn't think Colie could gross me out more than when she has her bird's nest on her head, but curly haired drunk Colie is perhaps the most offensive thing I've ever seen. No, curly haired drunk Colie in a bikini all bloated is the most offensive thing I've ever seen, and I got my fill of it this episode.
I think Colie far surpasses Jen in the slut category as well. At least Jen admits what she does(except to her boyfriend) but Colie tries to act like se doesn't do anything which worse.
6 of 15 | Posted by g-child
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Posted on May 10, 2007 5:03 PM
Whos ass did I kiss?
7 of 15 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on May 10, 2007 5:48 PM
That'd be Brooke's. And Melinda's. I realize we must be nice in real life, but, you really layered it on there... you are a poor representation of the TVGasm spirit ;) Just kidding, sort of.
8 of 15 | Posted by Jessica
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Posted on May 10, 2007 8:20 PM
"Call House"~~~~~~U r priceless. Love your recap always.
9 of 15 | Posted by Roney12
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Posted on May 11, 2007 5:44 AM
...you know you're sloppy when Jenn is calling you out. I seriously thought Colie had reached a plateau on the annoying meter. I agree with g-child up there... Jenn is way better than Colie.
Tyrie has been MIA the last couple of episodes. Too bad, he, Alex, and Steven always have the best commentary
10 of 15 | Posted by shia0bundan
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Posted on May 11, 2007 10:43 AM
I know this might sound really lame, but I feel so proud of Brooke every time she conquers one of her rediculous fears. I know she's afraid of everything, but just her willingness to do things she normally would not and her open mindedness is inspiring to me.
Colie is so gross... I don't think she has any idea how she makes herself look. And I hate to say it, but yeah she needs to cover it up. It's not so much the way her body looks but rather how she carries herself and what she wears. UGHHH
11 of 15 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on May 12, 2007 8:10 AM
Honestly, I don't really like to judge girls for hooking up with randoms or whatever, because... well, stuff happens and I feel like it's better to overlook some slightly slutty decision making from time to time. That being said, Colie is disgusting. She has, if memory serves me correctly, had sex OF SOME KIND in at least half of the episodes. That. is. gross. It's not because she's a girl, either... if one of the boys had hooked up with like 8 people, I would think they were disgusting also. GET SOME SELF RESPECT.
12 of 15 | Posted by MalloryS
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Posted on May 14, 2007 4:32 PM
I know this might sound really lame, but I feel so proud of Brooke every time she conquers one of her rediculous fears. I know she's afraid of everything, but just her willingness to do things she normally would not and her open mindedness is inspiring to me.
I dunno---not sure if I buy it. It's the typical end-of-Real World panic. They act like divas/assholes the entire season, then towards the end, they start realizing how shitty they are going to look. Suddenly many start cranking up the charm, actually being productive, or having these major personal epiphanies that give the appearance of personal growth or having come to terms with their previous bullshit. Sometimes it seems real, but other times, it just seems like damage control.
13 of 15 | Posted by alligatorwings
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Posted on May 14, 2007 11:57 PM
Help. My boyfriend watches random clips here and there of The Real World, and the other night he said Colie was hot!! Eeew!!
I tried to explain just how vile she is, and he was like no, she's hot, end of story. If that wasn't bad enough, we were watching that weird Road Ruley hybrid show....and he thought Kina was hot as well!!!
What am I supposed to do now?
14 of 15 | Posted by Sardini
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Posted on May 15, 2007 9:45 AM
hahah.....awww Sardini i'm sorry. hehe..that's funny though.
colie is disgusting....she just looks dirty. she can just be sitting there doing nothing and still find a way to look dirty. i wish someone would just say that to her on the show!! it's understandable to have a guy pee on someone's foot to get rid of a jellyfish sting.......but a girl doing it? would you want some girl squatting over your foot? c'mon now. whoever ends up dating her after this season is over is sick, seriously.
Brooke is funny.....she has problems with everything. I love how at the last scene when they're all on the boat just quiet and chillen out and all of sudden Brooke pukes. it's like, 'oh Brookie!'
15 of 15 | Posted by jozeyg
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Posted on May 17, 2007 11:00 AM