Alton calls George Maloof and asks him if the roomies can use the Hugh Hefner suite for the night. Pretty please!?!?! He says yes, and the only one without a smile on her face is Brynn. She tells Irulan that she just misses her husband and her baby, but you know she's thinking "what's the point of going to the Hef suite if I'm not gonna be able to get wasted and grind up on all the boys?" Baby in the pool, that's all I'll say.
Frank has a shitty attitude about date night. Trishelle has reserved him a sweet table at a restaurant where he will get to try out three different girls. One for the first course, one for the second, and one for the third. He doesn't want to find a good girl! He just dumped one before he came back to Vegas and he's a PARTY ANIMAL now! Don't you people GET IT??
His first date looks like a young chicano boy dressed like he's trying to sell his culo on Santa Monica Blvd.
Sorry, but this is a boy.
Frank's first question is: "Did you watch me on the other season I was on?" LOL. This guy is the biggest tool in the shed, fo sho. She never watched it, and he's glad she didn't, because then she wouldn't understand his transformation into the STUD that he is now. He's pretty mortified with Trishelle when he finds out this girl's a substitute teacher and part time gogo dancer. "What do you want me to do? Date a gogo dancer in Vegas?" It's what a TIGER would do.
Steven would pick date #2, because she seems like the biggest alchie ho of the bunch. She's gonna get crazy and order Frank a Yager Bomb! Oy.
Ms. Winehouse, your table is waiting.
Frank tells Trishelle that she hasn't picked one hot girl. She tells him a hot girl in Vegas is anyone drunk enough to do Frank and brings on the next victim.
I have to say, date #3 is by far the classiest girl there, and turns out she's Miss Alaska! Too bad Frank's gonna be wasted from all the Yager bombs. This should be fun.
I hope for your sake they don't have MTV in Alaska.
Wow, is it me, or does Frank look smitten?
Sorry, I meant shitfaced.
To prove to the cute girl that he's not some wussy Midwestern cheese head, he starts throwing limes off the balcony at Steven and his other two dates. Classy. Steven returns fire and whacks Frank right in the head. Miss Alaska seems to like him, but he gives her the thumbs down. So what if she's Miss Alaska? There's like two chicks in the whole state. Good point. I almost feel sorry for the girl, but then relief washes over me. Miss Alaska won't be getting herpes tonight.
Trishelle and Steven do the letting the girls down part for him. Frank said he was stud, not a man. They tell the girls that Frank's too drunk and needs to go to bed. The alchie chick is pissed and shouts "Liar! Who does that?" Guys with NO RESPECT FOR YOUR SLUTTY DRUNK ASS. GO HOME.
All the roomies go up to the Hef suite, and it is PHAT. Brynn is obsessed with the pool that overlooks Vegas (woops! I dropped my baby!) and Trishelle feels honored just to be in the room. She got naked for Hef and the only way to she got into that suite was through Alton's smile. Aww! Take it on the waddle, hon.
Before you know it, the suite is filled with Spring Break extras. None of them are ugly enough for Frank to have sex with or drop dead gorgeous enough to date, so they clear the suite and leave. I mean, have you seen the girls Frank dates? They're beautiful! UGH.
Everyone decides that Brynn and Austin should take the suite for a romantic getaway, and they say "Go make another baby!" Brynn slurs "That's the last thing I need" and Austin says "Don't even talk like that!" That's one lucky kid you guys got there. Trishelle is glad that she was able to hook Brynn up with the pad, because she probably doesn't get any anymore. "Actually, she told me she doesn't."
OUCH.
Next week, Alton calls Steven a dirty Jew, and Al Sharpton is nowhere to be found.
Hey, Austin. We should bring the baby up here!
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Comments (3)
Flipit I love your recaps so much!
My theory with Trishelle is this...since she is trying to be a "serious actress" now I think she is only doing nice things for her roomates in order to give her a nice girl image. She is usually remembered for being a drunk ho bag, so if she does nice things for others we are all supposed to think she is the girl next door and want to see her in movies.
I have had it with Frank. He is not attractive at all, and he has the nerve to put down those girl's looks? Please! Nobody is buying that you are some crazy party animal guy who gets really hot girls. You are a loser, just like you were five years ago, only now it's not at all endearing.
1 of 3 | Posted by dmbislove
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Posted on June 29, 2007 7:05 AM
FRANK! What a mess. I kept wondering why Trishelle was so interested in Franks love life. A little telling, perhaps?
2 of 3 | Posted by sweetleaf
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Posted on June 29, 2007 8:53 PM
So....I live in Alaska, and we do ,in fact, have MTV. I actually didn't think that Miss Alaska was that bad, comparatively speaking. When did Frank turn into such a douche? I really don't remember him doing much of anything the first time around. Anyway....great recap, Flipit! Of course, you always write great recaps!
3 of 3 | Posted by satellite715
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Posted on July 2, 2007 12:07 AM