Well boys and girls, we've reached the end of this long, seemingly endless road. The season finale is finally upon us! Let's get right to the action. Tori and Adam kick off the episode in the Pit since they volunteered/voted themselves in last week. But wait...why is everyone from the RV in the Pit area? Uh-oh, me thinks we are in for a surprise!!

Nice hair tool. I hate you.

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Winning make big boy hungry!

We join David in the Pit this week after his melt down from last week when everyone voted him in. His competitor is none other than Dan! Thank God, I haven't seen Dan lose a Pit challenge in almost a week. The challenge was called Balls Out. This is the one where they are tied back to back inside a ring. Inside the ring there are playground balls of two different colors and the object is to sink as many balls of your own color in a basket outside the ring as you can.

As you can imagine, wherever David decided to go in the ring, Dan followed. Not because he wanted to, but because the gravitational force around David's stomach was just uncontrollable. David decided that the best offense was a good defense and kept tackling Dan to the ground as soon as he shot. Dan says he is definitely a better shooter and "this is definitely my chance" back on the RV. I guess the other 18 tries weren't really his chance. All of a sudden Dan is up 3-1 and there aren't many balls left!! I know...riveting television here, to the jump!

After the commercial break we join the RV'ers en route to pick up the challenge winner. Everyone pretty much agrees that they want David back on the RV. I guess his tear jerking exit last week really struck a nerve. Who is standing by the side of the road? David! Yayyyy. Everyone seems to be happy, which doesn't really make sense since they've disliked him all season. On the replay of the challenge we see that David basically took Dan to his side of the ring and was doing lay ups in to his basket while Dan could only sit there and try for long distance shots. Blah blah blah, David ended up winning 4-3.

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Tell me if you have heard this before. David gets voted in to the Pit. David wins the Pit. David performs well in the mission. David gets douched over and gets voted BACK in the Pit. Sound familiar? If you have indeed heard that before, then you can just go read one of L Con's recaps because you already know what happens here. I hate to ruin it so soon for you, but that is exactly what happened this week. You could've pretty much taken out the last 5 weeks worth of episodes and been at the exact same place that we are at today. Thanks MTV.

I feel ya. Ive fallen asleep a ton of times this season too.

To start us off, we join David in the Pit challenge. Guess who he gets voted to go up against?! Dan of course! This time the challenge is called Shockwave. Each player stands on a tiny box and they while holding a rope between them. The object is to either break the other persons grip, or make them fall off their box.

When the competition first starts, Dan is going crazy trying to shake the rope as much as possible. David is trying to absorb the rope swingage with his body, but the rope keeps hitting his ugly mug. Right now I am just thinking that Dan is going to tire out super fast and then David will steak his claim. But Dan actually catches David a little of guard and David lets go with his left hand. Oh no is David going to lose? Well, he somehow manages to still gain control of the rope again and right as you think David might get knocked off, we cut to the kids on the RV! Drama!

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This week's Road Rules was unlike any other! People acting completely stupid and illogical, catty fights over nothing, and Road Ruler's being so childish you want to punch them in the face! Oh, wait, never mind, that is the recipe for every single episode. It was your weekly ho-hum episode except MTV started to really expose how much of an asshole Adam is.

We start off with Derek and Susie in the Pit challenge. Since they lost the Extreme Challenge last week, both of them got voted in. They were matched up against Dan and Veronica. Sorry Monte, Jerry, Ivory and Kristen, your .3 seconds of fame are cooked, even with 3 weeks to go.

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Well for the first time in a while, this episode was actually slightly entertaining! The reason being, you get to see everyone hurt themselves which is inherently funny. Last week Derek volunteered himself in to the Pit and America voted him to go up against Dan. Shocker! Dan comes out and says how he has a vendetta against Tori and Susie and wants to get back on the RV because everyone is against him. Derek looks a little nervous and tells us that he has everything to lose while Dan has everything to gain. I don't quite follow that last statement. Whoever wins gets a spot on the RV, whoever loses goes back to the Pit Crew. So how does Derek have everything to lose? Did MTV say they were going to take away his spot on the show, his house, car, credit cards, family, girlfriend, pets, clothes, food and money? If so, THAT is everything to lose.

We find out the Pit Challenge is called Grip Breaker. This is the same challenge from a few weeks ago that got Angel onto the RV. The two opponents lie on their backs, head to head, while holding a rope in the air. The object is to wrestle the rope away from the other person. Whoever comes out holding the rope wins their way to the RV.

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