Lifes A Beach

beachThis week's Road Rules was unlike any other! People acting completely stupid and illogical, catty fights over nothing, and Road Ruler's being so childish you want to punch them in the face! Oh, wait, never mind, that is the recipe for every single episode. It was your weekly ho-hum episode except MTV started to really expose how much of an asshole Adam is.

We start off with Derek and Susie in the Pit challenge. Since they lost the Extreme Challenge last week, both of them got voted in. They were matched up against Dan and Veronica. Sorry Monte, Jerry, Ivory and Kristen, your .3 seconds of fame are cooked, even with 3 weeks to go.

The game is called Knock Out. Pretty simple, both teammates get attached to each other at the hip and each has a big pad that they hold. The object is to knock the other team out of the ring that they start in. Once the whistle blows, it is basically a giant cluster F. The guys are doing most of the pushing while the girls are just falling over each other. After a few seconds of pounding each other with big foam cushions, we cut to commercial. They couldn't even cut to commercial at a good part? That tells you how lame this challenge was.

In typical MTV cookie cutter episode fashion, we don't learn who won the challenge right away. First we have to check in with the RV and all their speculation as to who might've won. Adam tells us they need Derek and Susie back because if they don't, everything gets changed around. AKA Adam gets voted into the Pit. Don't say the RV needs Derek and Susie back, YOU need them to come back (1). David tells us he's feeling better after racking his balls on the BMX bike last week. His actual quote was "My balls have tooken (phonetically spelled) the texture of chewed steak". Thanks for completely ruining steak for me. David also adds that he wants people to come back on the bus that he can trust "meaning the Pit Crew people". He really isn't doing anything to try and patch his relationship with the RV'ers is he?

Eventually we get a flashback of what happened in the challenge. It honestly took two seconds, Derek and Susie bum-rushed Dan and Veronica to win in no time at all. I have no idea what they were showing before the commercial. After the win in .19 seconds, I wonder if the Director looked at everyone like "hmmm, well that didn't go as planned, roll it again, but this time hit each other with the pads more so it looks like it was actually competitive, we'll just edit it later." The RV crew picks up the new winners Derek and Susie and there is glee and jubilation everywhere.After Derek and Susie get done explaining what happened to everyone, Adam says "So you guys ready to get out of here?". Actually no, we'd prefer to sit on the side of the road in the middle of a sand dune for a few more hours, but thanks for asking tool! (2)

We're back on the RV and Tori starts to read the blogs again (not tvgasm, damn it). Shame, shame Tori, don't you know that always causes unnecessary drama? While she is reading, David is literally picking his nose and eating it. It's not the hilarious trick of picking your nose and then chewing on a different finger, he is honestly inserting his pointer finger in his nose and then directly placing it back on his tongue. Heinous. Anyways, Jessie O calls out Tori on the blog, Tori responds by turning to the camera and saying she loves the Pit Crew, but if it means sacrificing herself for one of them to get on the RV, she won't do it (plus a little head nod to affirm her reasoning). OH SNAP, Jessie O, you just got owned son!

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Blah Blah [TypeKey Profile Page]:

First! Yeahhhh!!! I didn't even see this episode...

I'm getting a little confused with all the cast cross-overs. So these Road Rules-like challenges are basically Susie's only source of income at this point, right??? What job does she have that she can get this much vacation time? I want that job!

Ryan [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Actually Susie works for the news station in Pittsburgh... doing what I don't know. Plus she's married so I guess she has her husband to support her as well.

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