In no time at all, Monte finishes first by finding and spelling out "Road Rules Viewers Revenge". MTV tried to create some drama by not giving him the win right away. Didn't work. Monte beat Dan the perennial loser and wins his share of the cash and a car. So he doesn't nothing for months on end, then gets lucky with a word puzzle and stumbles into a ton of cash and a car. I'll admit, I'm a little jealous until I hear him speak. He explains his joy by saying "I'm hella excited about that, know what I'm sayin?". I'm sorry Monte, but I automatically hate anyone that uses the word "hella".
Only thing left for the season was Kina versus Angel! Who would win? Will Angel get her revenge!? Oh who am I kidding, it was just as boring as the guys. Kina wins by a landslide. Adam informs us that it's the memories from the non-mission times that he'll remember most. That's probably because 95% of your week is spent NOT doing a mission. Seriously, can't they show Adam crashing his Mazda 3 into the RV or something? Kina tells the camera that they "really learned so much about what other people do in this world". Ain't that the truth! Just last weekend I got chased through a junkyard by a police dog which mauled me and my oversized protective suit. See Kina, the "outside world" isn't so bad! Once all the winning team was announced there were cheers, tears, jumping for joy, and gang signs flashed. Monte, I now hope you crash in to Adam on the way out.
The Bloods and Crips are not impressed.
Now, the rest of the episode was the typical; flashbacks, memories, thoughts of all the time I have wasted. But they DID show Kina spazzing out when she ate those worms, it was hilarious and literally made me laugh out loud again. Oh, Kina.
I'll have what she's having.
So that's it friends! Our season together is over! I'm glad to have been the re-capper for this fantastic Road Rules season. Thanks for all of your encouraging comments, keep them comin'. Hopefully next season they will flip back to the original format and it will at least be somewhat entertaining (not likely). Thanks everyone!
Upton
P.S. Sorry for the terrible pictures. I had to use my ghetto digital camera and take pictures of the T.V. I know it's not up to the TVgasm standard, but it's the best I got!
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Comments (5)
Exactly. Great summary.
Pretty lame challange and finale after all, sucky job on the producers part, I guess.
I really didn't want any of them to win.
thanks for laughing with me!
1 of 5 | Posted by sweetleaf
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Posted on May 15, 2007 10:28 PM
I didn't even watch the finale, but am laughing so hard I'm scaring my cat. Great summary. I found the ghetto quality pictures quite fitting for this show!
2 of 5 | Posted by Lucy
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Posted on May 16, 2007 12:47 AM
"Also, why did MTV not kick him off earlier if they said he had been doing it for weeks? Don't they tape these people almost 24/7?"
I saw Veronica out to dinner, she was there for a couple hours, not a camera in sight... but she was in the pit crew, so maybe it's different for the RV. I saw her and was way confused about why she was in hollywood rather than... you know, in the pit. but whatever. She looks just as bitchy in person.
3 of 5 | Posted by MalloryS
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Posted on May 16, 2007 8:50 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one that hated Adam.
I'm sorry I wasted my time watching this season, but good recap!
4 of 5 | Posted by cincy_josh
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Posted on May 16, 2007 9:01 AM
thank goodness this misery is over.
thanks for the recaps!
5 of 5 | Posted by michaelscoffieldsgf
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Posted on May 16, 2007 3:28 PM