Testimonials

For the first pass, he tells us is that he looks for fire, and that's Destiney. He loved how she used her pass. And while Bret might be a huge disappointment in the wardrobe department lately, Destiney is an absolute gem. A body stocking, bowler hat...and braids. It's some level of hideously brilliant.

Next pass goes to Muppet for being "classy and cool" when told her VIP interruption was not the right time or place. Muppet's really starting to fall head over heels. Muppet can go places, but she's got to cool it with the tears. Weepy and emotional works for Bret for a while, but ultimately he needs one tough ho.

After the first two girls with VIP passes are called, Token Roxy's getting nervous. She's "starting to realize" that she should have been more aggressive in using her pass. Come on sister girl, you knew that all along. This just wasn't your gig.

Shemale Inna gets the next pass for showing him a great time last night. Manly Aubrey gets a pass for a sexy dance, and cause he learns more about her each day. Rode Hard Peyton and Granny Katherine 2.0 are next. Germy Joe interjects that she's nervous, scared and confused. She has laid out all her cards, issues and baggage. Cards, issues and baggage, damn, that's a lot of shit to be dragging around with you. No wonder you don't have a pass yet.

My bottom two, Cross Eyed Soccer Mom and Butterface Megan, get the next two passes. Then comes Farmgirl Jessica who answers his query if she'll continue to rock his world with a perky, "You bet!" Back to the church bake sale for you sweetie, you're dumb and you get on my nerves.

And then we're down to Scary Frenchy, Germy Joe and Token Roxy. Token pretends to be freaking out, and says she doesn't know what's going to happen, but she does and she has all along, that's why she kept talking about getting time with Bret but never doing a thing about it. Germy is convinced she's going home, which in conjunction with the fact that everyone else hates her guts, makes me convinced she's staying. And Frenchy is still happily delusional and unaware.

Even her boobies smile.

Germy Joe , to no one's surprise, gets the pass. He says he has a strong physical attraction to her, but he's gotta think it over a little bit. Farmgirl wants to know if Germy can just go home already. "This girl is an emotional trip and it's not one I want to be on," she says snottily, like she's saying something clever. It's probably a line that Butterface used earlier, and Farmgirl appropriated, thinking it was just the most brilliant thing ever.

The first to leave is Token. There was no effort to use the VIP pass, Bret tells her. As soon as she escapes the house, Token lies one more time about how if she knew how important the VIP pass was, she would have used it. She's a damn good woman, she tells us in her exit interview. Good for you, but that has nothing to do with winning this race.

And finally, it's time to bid Scary French Angelique adieu. She takes the goodbye like a champ. He is very sweet to her, and uses the convenient excuse that she's a free spirit, and he just went down the road with someone like that pretty recently. But Frenchy's not upset - she gave it everything she had and she has no regrets. Not so easy on the eyes, this Frenchy, but her bright ho spirit really shines through. Bon voyage, Scary Frenchy, you will be missed.

And as Bret takes us out with the Ho Toast, Germy tells us that she's still nervous, and she still has a lot to prove. That, and oh yeah, she needs to get that little divorce thing sorted out. Details, details.

Next week the tide really turns on Germy, and she has a hysterical breakdown! Aren't those just the best. Rock and roll til then, dolls...

I'm ready for my closeup.

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