We end the night with yet another high energy performance by Jesse Blaze, featuring not one, but TWO back flips. Also, after spending the whole season wearing one pathetic excuse for a shirt after another, Jesse finally makes the leap into total toplessness.

AND I FEEL SO FREE!

After receiving his near perfect score and praise from the judges, host Lolly Lloyd asks Jesse, "Why should America vote for you?"

Jesse's response?

"I'm doing this for big rock and roll. So if you want big rock and roll to come back, this is step 1."

STEP 2 IS TO REDUCE THE HEAT AND SIMMER FOR 8-10 MINUTES.

Next week- the finals!


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Comments (3)

wintersux:

Does Crosby remind anyone else of the guy from Maroon 5??

leenieva:

wintersux, I've been thinking the same thing! Croz for the win!

oneillmahoney:

Highway to the Danger Zone! Bring it home, Croz!

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