Anyway, I don't know if it's because of the weather (yes, we're having storms again) or my TiVo is throwing a hissy fit about having to watch this show twice a week, but for some reason, the sound is really off tonight. Ironically, I like it better this way. Especially when Zayra "performs."

Hey, does anyone know if Brooke is pregnant? Because I don't know how else to explain her outfit. It makes her boobs look droopy and her belly quite large. It's almost as if she's trying to hide a protruding starving African belly. Or maybe she's hiding an actual starving African. Enquiring minds want to know!

Brooke introduces the 12 remaining rockers, saying they're "sitting together like they're crammed into coach class." Since when has Brooke ever flown coach? She then follows up with, "But only one of the rockers will be hitching a ride in a private jet with Supernova." Oh, I get it. Airplane humor. Okay, I got one. Ready? Northwest.

After a quick introduction of the band, it's time for the closest thing to a catchphrase Brooke has (apart from calling everyone a "rocker," that is): introducing her "good friend," TheDave. Wait a minute, she didn't introduce him as her "good friend"! I bet she's just sore because TheDave said her outfit was so ugly even he wouldn't wear it. Okay, he didn't really say that. Because as we all know, there isn't a woman's outfit ugly enough that TheDave wouldn't wear.

Last week, Jason played bass with Phil. This week, Gilby is going to jam on lead guitar with one of the rockers. Who will it be? You'll just have to watch and find out. Please let it be Zayra! Please let it be Zayra!

As we all know, Supernova has been in the studio working on their "sound." Earlier in the week, they took a break and visited the mansion to play some tracks for the contestants. Much bobbing of heads, snapping of fingers and clapping of hands ensues. And that's just for Jason's a cappella version of Frera Jaqua! Eh, if only he'd actually sung Frera Jaqua. Because truth be told, the tracks they played kinda sucked. Maybe the band should pick Zayra. At least having someone on stage shooting lasers out of her hands would take the attention off their music.

Evidently, I'm alone in my dislike, because the rockers all seem to love what they're hearing. I know, what are the odds? General consensus seems to be it sounds like top-down, cold beer, good times, classic rock and roll. Or, as I like to call it, Journey.

Okay, it's not that bad. But I don't think it's something I'll be downloading off of iTunes anytime soon. Primarily because my iPod broke yet again. Thanks a lot, STEVE JOBS. I bet if we shaved his head, we'd find a tiny 666 tattooed on his scalp. Growing up, I always thought the Antichrist would be cool. But Steve Jobs is just a dick!

Anyway, the contestants all say they get what the band's all about now, and can't wait to put some words to the tracks. Come on, you can't tell me singing something to that is going to be more fun than covering "Sanitarium". Pussies.

Back in the club, Gilby tells the contestants it was great to hang out with them the other night, but now that they know the type of music the band will be playing, there's no more excuses for sucking. Unless your name is Zayra, in which case that's all the excuse you need.

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