In case you're new to the world of Rock Star, on the Results Show the bottom three vote-getters have to perform a song of their choice for the band, who'll then confer and decide who is just not right for their band, INXS Supernova.

Right off the bat, I can't help but notice that Tommy Lee is a lot more animated tonight. Or maybe it's just the fact that I'm not blinded by Brooke's dress that lets me notice it. Tommy tells the people who missed last night's show that they suck, then tells us how important our opinions are to helping them shape the band. First he insults us, then he butters us up. I can't believe he can't stay married.

But before we get to the results, Brooke gives us a recap of the show that's only on the Internets. (And no, I won't be recapping that one. Two hours a week of Tommy Lee is all my parole board demands of me.)

Right off the bat, the rockers are amazed at their first taste of the rock star lifestyle. The guys are especially pleased with the complimentary plaster casters.

Soon enough it was time for song selection. Here's how it works: The singers are given a group of songs the band wants to hear this week. However, the contestants have to decide amongst themselves who gets which song. Obviously, as we saw last night, song choice is really, really important, so if there's one you want, you need to throw down. And by throw down, I don't mean Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you're not willing to thumb-wrestle for your favorite song, get the hell out TheDave's mansion!!!

Back to live action. TheDave and the band ask the contestants about their performances last night. Right out of the gates, they ask Chris if he has any regrets about his version of "Roxanne." "Not at all," he says. He picked "Roxanne" because he wanted "a challenge," which is right out of Interviewing For Dummies. I'm surprised he didn't talk about how well he gets along with others and how the only thing that frustrates him is when other people don't try as hard as he does. But, Dave seems to buy it. "Rock and roll is all about taking chances, dude." And TheDave should know. For instance, there was that one time he didn't describe a performance performance he liked as "awesome." Yeah, that was scary...

Next to occupy the Supernova Hot Seat is Phil. He says he's definitely going to be taking song choice more seriously from now on. It's just that this first time everyone was getting to know each other and they weren't ready to be cutthroat yet. "Not that I'm saying I'm going to punch anybody in the face," he says. "Except for Lukas." *Crickets chirping* Wow, I can't understand why the band is worried about Phil's stage presence.