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Preview: Scott Baio is 45 and Single - TVgasm

by Dr. McSteeny

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So the bad news for Scott is that his life coach's plan is for him to cut off all ties with his Not Quite Pam Anderson girlfriend for the next 8 weeks, travel down his bumpy past, meet up with all his exes, and apologize when necessary (which apparently seems to be a lot). He's supposed to find out where he went wrong and in doing so, he will discover his way to becoming marriage material. Or at least go back to getting laid by the REAL Pam Anderson. The great news for us is that starting this Sunday, July 15th, we'll be taking that long journey with Scott, and I have to say, I'm downright ecstatic about it. For if it's help you need Scott Baio, then don't you fret... Dr. McSteeny is on the case!

Prettygirl
PLEASE LOVE ME!!!

Preliminary Diagnosis: Scott is suffering from a Peter Pan Complex- he just won't grow up. Scott's excessively youthful condition seems to be exacerbated by his clothing selections, attraction to Barbie Dolls, and his association with at least one of the "Lost Boys."

Prescription: Take two "accept your age" pills per day (you're 45 dammit!), learn to admire brunettes, and avoid Johnny Leftovers at all costs.


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Posted by Dr. McSteeny on July 12, 2007 3:01 AM

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The Doctor is in! Great first effort! You had me at "Johnny Leftovers." Much to my disgust I'm going to have to watch this show so I can fully enjoy your recaps. Looking forward to it!
-JR

Posted by: JasonR [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 6:38 AM(#1 of 21)

I can't wait for this masterpiece to start. Awesome pre-cap! Can't wait for your take on the actual show.


Posted by: Pegster [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 6:45 AM(#2 of 21)

Hey, if any of you kids have an I-Tunes account, you can download the pre-aired episode for free! Great Recap, Doc! Thanks for filling my prescription!

Goldee

Posted by: goldeeloxx [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 7:23 AM(#3 of 21)

Awesome job! I too will have to start watching this crapfest so I can fully appreciate your snark.

Posted by: dent [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 7:30 AM(#4 of 21)

awesome recap! I love your humor. keep up the good work :)

whatever happened on joanie and chachi? did they get married?

Posted by: msu11y28 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 7:38 AM(#5 of 21)

Laughed my butt off reading this!!!! I won't watch the show, but I'll definitely be tuning in for the recaps! :)

Posted by: mandymax [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 9:58 AM(#6 of 21)

McSteeny's makes the family proud. And can write one hell of a blog.

Posted by: cos'steeny [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 10:35 AM(#7 of 21)

WOW.

I love it. I was in love with the show from the first commercial and you, my dear McSteeny, have secured my loyalty.

Posted by: k37744 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 11:52 AM(#8 of 21)

That pre-cap was hilarious!! I was going to watch the show when I had the time because I use to have a crush on chachi but now I will definitely watch the show just to read the recaps and laugh my ass off!! Great job doc!!! Wa Wa Wa

Posted by: niqui [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 4:39 PM(#9 of 21)

OK, I have been reading this site for over 2 years (with pleasure) and have never taken the time to register to comment...yes, I'm lazy...but I finally did it based on this:

JOHNNY LEFTOVERS.

Well played, McSteeny.

Posted by: jirges [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 7:35 PM(#10 of 21)

OK, I have been reading this site for over 2 years (with pleasure) and have never taken the time to register to comment...yes, I'm lazy...but I finally did it based on this:

JOHNNY LEFTOVERS.

Well played, McSteeny.

Posted by: jirges [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 7:35 PM(#11 of 21)

Thanks so much for the positive reesponses everyone! I'm so excited to write about this spectacle of a show. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

Posted by: McSteeny [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 10:57 PM(#12 of 21)

um. I meant responses. One E.

Posted by: McSteeny [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 12, 2007 11:00 PM(#13 of 21)

When I saw the promo for this show, I rolled my eyes. "Why is Scott Baio 45 & Single"? Because he will always be known as either Chachi or Charles, and it's not 1988. However, based on your gorgeous recap, Doc, I will be watching for the sole purpose of reading your Sears-gotten diagnosis of Mr. Baio's journey into self discovery.

Oh yeah....Johnny LeftHand...brilliant!

Posted by: Shaz [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 5:34 AM(#14 of 21)

When I saw the promo for this show, I rolled my eyes. "Why is Scott Baio 45 & Single"? Because he will always be known as either Chachi or Charles, and it's not 1988. However, based on your gorgeous recap, Doc, I will be watching for the sole purpose of reading your Sears-gotten diagnosis of Mr. Baio's journey into self discovery.

Oh yeah....Johnny LeftHand...brilliant!

Posted by: Shaz [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 5:36 AM(#15 of 21)

Great recap, McSteeny. Can't wait for the fun to begin. The premise of this show in a way reminds me of a crappy Bill Murray movie, called Broken Flowers. I hope this turns out to be better.

Posted by: may1 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 8:51 AM(#16 of 21)

Wow. I've been enjoying recaps here for a couple of years now and I just have to say, McSteeny... yer the best thing since B-Side!!! I'll be laughing about Johnny Leftovers all weekend... Can't wait for the next recap!

Posted by: realitytvluvr [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 11:41 AM(#17 of 21)

Wow. I've been enjoying recaps here for a couple of years now and I just have to say, McSteeny... yer the best thing since B-Side!!! I'll be laughing about Johnny Leftovers ( and his .2%) for the rest of the weekend...at least. Can't wait for the next recap!

Posted by: realitytvluvr [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 11:43 AM(#18 of 21)

oops, sorry for the dupe... meant to hit preview, not post. As you can tell, I'm not an avid poster. Have a nice weekend all!! :)

Posted by: realitytvluvr [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2007 11:49 AM(#19 of 21)

write me another story....pleeeeazzzzeee!!!

Posted by: chooch850 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 15, 2007 2:00 PM(#20 of 21)

I think Scott Baio still looks kind of cute and I'm definitely gonna keep watching this show. WTG McSteeny :)

Posted by: Iluvslash [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 24, 2007 6:37 AM(#21 of 21)

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