True Story: my brother, sister-in-law and three year old nephew are in town from the West Coast. I never see them, so I spent Sunday evening at my parents' house with my nephew playing what he calls "checks" because he can't yet grasp the difference between chess and checkers. When I started counting the "checks" pieces with him, he informed me that he had more pieces than I did because I only had six and he had five-teen. Fair enough. How could I argue with such logic? I figured I'd choose my battles wisely and save the confrontation for a half hour later when it came time for me to convince him to turn off the Power Rangers and watch Scott Baio is 45 and Single with me. Needless to say, it took some convincing. Luckily, after I extended a firm offer of ice cream and a new pair of sneakers and we exchanged some heated negotiation over the terms of velcro verses laces, he reluctantly agreed.
My nephew spent most of the show with a puzzled look on his face and I spent most of the show with my finger on the remote, hoping there were no stripper scenes this episode. At the end of the show, curiosity got the best of me, so I looked at my nephew and asked, "How old do you think Scott is?" He replied, "a hundred-teen." A number has never sounded more accurate.
Finally, Squiggy and Chaci are sharing a babe!