Moving on to Bitchy Charlie, he introduces Sandra and explains why he did what he did (with the misshapen mutant ears and all). David Babar loves both the color and the cut. I wonder if he's got the hots for Charlie, too, he seems really animated over this style... Sandra herself (when prodded by Kim Vo) says that she likes the cut but typically goes for bigger hayir because of her "Southern nature" and now Kim wants to take a closer look. He does love the color, too (yay Charlie-color!) but flies right the fuck over to Hypocritica when he says "I see an attempt to cover the ears... in Beverly Hills we do this when they try to coverup a little bit of 'elective surgery'..." Well, Kim, in that case you should really try and grow yourself a giant walrus mustache so you could cover up those busted-up half-deflated inner-tube lips of yours. Besides, Charlie wasn't trying to hide what he did, he flat out told them that he was covering her ears and why, so I don't get why Kim is acting like he tried to pull something over on them. Weird. When Kim asks Daniel what he thinks, Daniel just says he's been dealing with his mother's deformed ears since he was nine and he would have given her hair more "fluff". I think he should have just given her a nice pair of ear-muffs instead. Kelly Atterton actually loves the color and cut, as does Jaclyn (who actually calls it "beautiful")! Oh my, three out of four! Way to go, Charlie girl! *snap* *snap* *head-roll* (gay eye-roll)
Next up is Dallas Daniel, who gives 67 play-by-plays on how he made Nicole's mother Sharon look like a linebacker ready for the big game. Sharon does like her new color, but Nicole says she personally doesn't care for the flippy styling that Daniel gave her mom and that she thinks the blonde should be brighter. Kelly Atterton agrees! Wow, I think Kelly must have gotten laid that week, she seems really easy-going this episode instead of all Death-Glarey like the week before!
..."Yes, we did it in that position, too... I had no idea my pelvis could even do that!"...
And here's Underdog Nicole, ready to defend making Dee's mom Linda look so old and extra-terrestrial... she brings up the whole teeny-tiny face thing again, and Linda herself admits it's a lot shorter than she normally goes, and Dee herself thinks it's flat-out too short. Still feeling the aftershocks from her mind-shattering orgasms of the week before, Kelly Atterton tells Linda that she has the personality to carry this look off, but also admits she's not going to have much variety in her look for a while. David Babar shuffles his way over to get a closer look and says that the technical skill Nicole used is very precise, especially since she used shears and not a clipper to get the hair that short. Then he tries to see if Linda will mind-meld with him. She does and tells him his pants are ugly and that's why the phone ain't ringing. David rocks back and forth and cries a little. Back in the real world, Jaclyn says she'd like to see "more movement" in Linda's hair (ha, try "any movement") and notes that it is a "strong look" which is probably Jaclyn's best euphemism for "dykey".
Bringing up the rear is Über-Gay Paulo and his chunky chopping of Kelly. He blabs on and on for what seems like hours about exactly what he did to make her hair look like that, and it is absolutely priceless when the cameras catch David Babar's glazed look, because you just know he's totally not listening...
...the answers are "no", "yes" and "HELL YEAH, big butt!"...
Kim Vo says that Kelly is giving him the same look that his pet Pomeranian would give him every year when he had her shaved...
...did it look anything like "utter despair"???...
...and Kim wants to know what she really thinks of it. Kelly tries to be diplomatic and says the style "isn't really her" but she likes it. Upon closer examination, Kim Vo clocks that Paulo has done variations on this chunky "disconnect" cut several times before, which Paulo kind of admits to. Kelly Atterton asks BItchy Charlie flat-out if he thinks it's a good cut, and since Charlie really has no need for diplomatic circuitry he says "No." Hey, at least he didn't go into excruciating detail of why he thinks it sucks... I don't know if *I* could have self-edited that neatly. Jaclyn and Kelly both compliment Paulo on the subtlety of his coloring this time around. Yay for faint praise!
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Comments (10)
Great recap...Will you be recapping any other program when this one is over?
I think they sent the wrong person home this week. Although, in my opinion, none of the hair styles were great,i.e.hair muffs,bad dye jobs, and helmets, the scalp job Nicole gave Linda was brutal. At least Paulo's style could be fixed without the palm tree effect. Poor Linda had no options.
I will miss Paulo and wish him all the best.
1 of 10 | Posted by skies | Posted on August 17, 2008 6:45 PM
Yay, squircangles! I'm going to miss Paolo and, yeah, I think Nicole probably should have gone home but... onward! Who's next?!
You give great recap, J-Mo.
2 of 10 | Posted by kizarny | Posted on August 17, 2008 7:27 PM
This is your best recap to date! Truly. Really and truly. Thank you for making the season of a mediocre show brilliant.
3 of 10 | Posted by silver | Posted on August 17, 2008 8:54 PM
"Whoa! How'd that soap-box get underneath me?"
LOL J-Mo. Your recaps slay me from start to finish. Dang, so now I'm going to have to start watching your two new Bravo shows? I'm in a time crunch here honey. You can only ask a girl to do so much!
XOXOXO
ZBird
4 of 10 | Posted by zbird | Posted on August 18, 2008 7:49 AM
j-mo, can we please go out drinking and hate on people who make poor clothing/hair/accessory choices with the acerbic wit that only comes with a martini-induced buzz? because i think i love you. only not in *that* way. that would be pretty useless to you and me both. but no more stories about your mexican boyfriends until i've had a few shots. ;o)
i'm. so. sad. paulo was my favorite. he seemed like such a *nice* uber-gay-bitchy! (you know. as opposed to, say, stabby.) not much else to say besides huge :o( sadface.
5 of 10 | Posted by mrsdaddytom | Posted on August 18, 2008 9:18 AM
"Well, Kim, in that case you should really try and grow yourself a giant walrus mustache so you could cover up those busted-up half-deflated inner-tube lips of yours."
Hahahahahaha, nice!
Also LMAO at "elepants." J-Mo, you rock! Can't wait to read your recaps for other shows! :D
6 of 10 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on August 18, 2008 10:32 AM
Thanks J-mo, not just hysterical, but each time we get a little peep into your world, as you know Dean and Babar are on my hit list--I've actually seen Dean on AI diaries, GF loves her some flat iron, but I'd have to say Babar looks like he would float my boat, tho, I've not seen part 2 yet--damn those olympics, it took till yesterday to even tape! I see nothing wrong with Wilford Brimley's pants but I guess I'll get a better look, and when I'm done, I'll give 'em back to ol Wil so he can get out of my closet . . . I know you all were wondering where's he's been since "Cocoon"
Well, that was severe butchery on Nicole's part, hard to believe she could look dykier than her daughter, but I for one have never liked the palm tree look, and if you lined up all the after photos of UGP's challenges, it's palm tree after palm tree!!!! I did learn to appreciate him, but I hate looking at "Bessies" I just can't see any reason to put a rein hook in my nostril!
Guess this show is teaching me to JUDGE your stylist by their own hair, coz it may just be what ends up on your head!
xoxoxo
7 of 10 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on August 18, 2008 11:58 AM
Great recap! I wish you got a star every time you make me laugh! :D
I love the pictures and your caps!
*Mwah* (lol)
8 of 10 | Posted by detinha | Posted on August 18, 2008 6:19 PM
p.s. forgot to tell you how ridiculously cute you were (are). love it, as always.
9 of 10 | Posted by mrsdaddytom | Posted on August 18, 2008 6:27 PM
skies... I'm gonna miss Über-Gay Paulo, too, he was always one to make me laugh with his gay eye-rolls... *sigh*... and yes, actually I will be recapping the upcoming Season Two of "Top Design" as well as the "Shear Genius" spin-off featuring fan favorite Tabatha called "Salon Takeover"... I may never sleep again, but I will be on duty... *gay eye-roll*
kizarny... if I had to pick whose going to be next to go, I'd say Nicole or possibly Daniel... and thank you, you give great comment, too... *squircanglies*
silver... awww, shucks, that is so sweet and kind of you, I am trying my hardest to give y'all my best, especially since I can't do hair to save my life, but I sure like to make fun of people who do! *smoochies*
zbird... honey, don't sweat it, I promise you won't have to watch the new shows, I'll do the best I can to give you the best of them without having to actually sit down and view them... it's quite likely that the recaps won't have to be so long since I won't have to post 73,204,172 pictures in each one... besides, I think sometimes MY version of the show is more fun... of course, that's a matter of opinion... :) *kissies*
mrsdaddytom... sweetheart, you made my day, and I think I love you, too... although I would NEVER go out in public and make catty remarks where people might actually HEAR me... I really only say terrible things behind people's backs because I was raised right (it's called "manners")... but we could crouch at a dim table in the back near the kitchen somewhere and giggle and point from behind our menus while gorging on wings and stuff... and I apologize about the hairball comment, I probably went a little too far there... (I suspect you were disturbed because you may have had a similar experience, I sympathize). *huggles*
rubinia... you are such a sweetie, I hope the other shows provide me as much material to make fun of as "SG" has... I'll do my best not to disappoint (oh, and just so you know, I had a pair of 'elepants' myself, which is why I hate to see them on others, I know their pain)... *air-kiss*
juddfan... I just *knew* you were feeling me on the SexyDean and David Babar, and isn't it weird that an advert for chubby gay dating showed up under the ads on Part 1? The system must read something in whatever the hell it is that I'm writing and post ads accordingly... also, you read my mind, I WAS gonna do a side-by-side of a bunch of Paulo's work to show he did the same thing a bunch of times, but I ran out of time and energy (pulled an all-nighter and finished the recaps at 5am on Sunday)... lastly, I agree about judging a stylist sometimes by their own hair, but where would that leave Bitchy Charlie??? *chubbles*
detinha... the kiss was good enough for me, and I think every time a Gasmii reader laughs, a Gayngel gets their wings! You're a sweetheart... *MUAH BACK*
mrsdaddytom... p.s. that's EXTREMELY kind of you (although I disagree, but that's just my way)... *criggles* (I'm running out of terms of affection to end these with)
and last...
fire@will... I apologize if I was offensive, it was never my intent, and I edited accordingly. If anyone ever has a question or concern, they CAN send me a private message on this site, I have a profile set up under J-Mo.... and I'm going to leave it at that.
love to everybody...
J-Mo :)
10 of 10 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on August 18, 2008 11:22 PM