J-Mo: Who was the most annoying person in the house?
CP: Dee! She was always shadowboxing and talking about self-help books... which made me feel like I was at a low budget hairshow from 1992.
J-Mo: Who was the most amazing or interesting hair-world-celebrity that you got to meet and spend time with?
CP: Ever? Naomi Campbell. I curled her hair once... she is so hypnotic... like a panther!
J-Mo: What is it like being suddenly famous, and how do people treat you? (both friends AND strangers)
CP: OMG, I love it! And I wanna speak to each and every person... I would prefer more sexual advances, though! *grins*
J-Mo: Do you get free stuff?
CP: No free stuff yet... but I got loads ($$$) for the NAHA award, so that was very nice!
J-Mo: What TV shows do YOU watch when you have time to have an evening and settle down with your hot boyfriend?
CP: Dexter... Law And Order... Kathy Griffin... Dancing With The Stars... the usual fag fare. Nothing like living up to a stereotype, right?
J-Mo: What's your favorite thing to order at the Olive Garden?
CP: When I'm at Olive Garden (with my grandparents) I order spaghetti and meatballs with extra sauce... and to make it extra trashy I order Chardonnay instead of Chianti!
J-Mo: If you could do Cindy McCain or Michelle Obama's hair, what would you do to it?
CP: Hmmmm. They both are handsome women... but to be honest, I would stay away from doing their hair! Politicians annoy me to no end, they are all so full of shit! I will be voting for Obama because he seems to be less full of shit than most.
J-Mo: Which blog-site was your absolute favoritest? (does it rhyme with "ETplasm"?)
CP: Of course TVgasm is my fave!
J-Mo: What is your reaction to the blogosphere and people's impressions of you?
CP: I read all the blogs... some bloggers don't seem to really watch the show and they make it painfully obvious by their error-laden recaps. The comments the readers make can be quite cutting. Anonymity breeds meanness, I suppose. Most I think are funny (and being the villain, I knew there would be many nasty ones) but it is silly how people repeat the judges opinions verbatim and critique us by whether or not they like us as people, not by our work. Of course, I do love all the talk about Kim Vo and his surgeries.... giiiirl, I NEVER tire of those!
J-Mo: ARE you a freak in bed?
CP: You have no idea.
J-Mo: Is there a video of that somewhere on XTube?
CP: No, but I would love to do porn! Maybe I'll do one for the bears and leather daddies... don't tell Bravo!
J-Mo: Whose hair did you first cut, and how old were you? How did that go?
CP: You know what? I have been doing this for 20 years and I don't remember my first cut. I did create "photo shoots" with my sister and cousin as models when I was like 10...*laughs*... they were... interesting.
J-Mo: What current trendy hairstyle are you most tired of?
CP: The angle bobs! Most of the time they look dated to me... and they are usually left much too bulky to be smart and sexy looking, or the front is left waaay too long (Paulo and Dee anyone?)
J-Mo: What celebrity do you most hate being asked to replicate on someone?
CP: Katie Holmes... or Paris Hilton!
J-Mo: What has happened when you've really pissed off a customer?
CP: I really try to avoid that because who has time to fight with clients? It takes a ridiculous amount of energy! But if someone isn't happy I try to do whatever it takes to make it up to them, and I'll happily refund...if neccesary. If that doesn't work there's always acid in the face! (KIDDING)
J-Mo: Okay, last question... If you weren't married to a super-hot latin guy, would you ever want a quickie with a chunky blogger?
CP: Absolutely.
Big thanks to you, Bitchy Charlie, for making Season 2 of Shear Genius such a joy to watch, and for taking time out of your busy schedule to chat with me and answer my insane questions... we at the 'Gasm love you!
love, J-Mo :)
P.S. Thanks also to Flipit for assistance and help with my questions... love you, too! *muah!*
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Comments (9)
Yay!!! How fun that that was really our Bitchy Charlie chiming in . . . surely he was lost in the charm of your snarkiness and had to weigh in!
So, since I've recently had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, why not set up a meet and greet with me and Charlie so he can get those sexual advances he's craving!!!! LOL!!!! Thanks to you CP for giving me a reason to hit pause and frame advance on a hair dressing show, and no it wasn't to compare Kim Vo's lipstick with paint swatches either . . .
Very fun interview, but you didn't ask if Salvador got the nose job he was craving!!! (oh, well I guess that would have been if he'd won, so nevermind . . . )
I'm still digesting the latest Tabby recap, and the douchery is in spades on that one!!! I'm gonna get some eggs and find me that Honda . . . I'm just sayin'
Hearts and Flowers!!!!
1 of 9 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on September 5, 2008 4:31 PM
Yay! Bitchy is in the house!
Let's face it, Charlie, you're a great hair stylist, but you did make the girls look older. :)
All in all, I think you have a great reputation, Congratulations, btw, for your awards, and now you got lots of publicity! Maybe we'll even see you in spin off show soon!
Double *mwah* one to J-Mo and one to Charlie!
2 of 9 | Posted by detinha | Posted on September 5, 2008 4:39 PM
Seriously, Charlie needs his own spin-off. Thanks for the interview, J-Mo!
3 of 9 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on September 5, 2008 4:57 PM
Bitchy Charlie was the best on the show :). definitely the best stylist by far. And he should totally have his own spin-off like Tabatha's crazy ass.
4 of 9 | Posted by PixieGal262 | Posted on September 5, 2008 6:27 PM
So cute! I loved that face Charlie made in the opening credits. And that picture of Rene in Charlie's glasses? Awwwwww!
5 of 9 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on September 6, 2008 8:09 AM
Q: Do I get to have a "gay name" if I'm not gay?
Blackie Washington
Sounds like the villian in an old B movie... I like it.
6 of 9 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on September 6, 2008 12:11 PM
Aaaaaah, Bitchy Charlie. I really liked you when you were just plain Funny Charlie. Wish you could be bitchy and spice and everything nice like our J-Mo here.
You know, you can always go rob a bank with Fredo to pay for Salvador's nose job. Oh, never mind, that was Al Pacino, and it was a sex-change. I guess the super-duper NA-something prize will have to do. Congrats!
Thanks for starting the interview with the drag name, J-Mo, gives me a chance to trot mine out: Blonda Generalísimo. Don't I sound like a total Helga dominatrix?
7 of 9 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on September 6, 2008 1:13 PM
Hi, from now on I want to be called "Tiffany Hilborne" (my gay name)...but I'm not sure my cuban ass could pull it off.
Anyway, thanks Charlie and J-Mo for this last bit of Shear Genius! What a great sport Charlie was for taking everything in stride and agreeing to do this interview...you go!!! Congrats on the award and "ackulades" (Oshun's pronouciation)!!! J-mo, love ya!
8 of 9 | Posted by mamatl | Posted on September 6, 2008 2:41 PM
Oh, you guys are all so cute!
juddfan, I'll do what I can for you to get a hunka burnin' Charlie!
detinha, I hope Charlie gets a spin-off show, too... hopefully something with porn stars. Thanks for the "mwah"!
here4beer, you are so totally welcome!
PixieGal262, I so agree with you!
rubinina, I can't believe I didn't post that picture sooner, it was so cute I made a big "awww!" sound, too!
fire@will, anybody can have a drag name (a.k.a. gay name) and I love yours, it's pretty adorable!
sayhuh, yes, I'm getting an image of an icy blonde in leather harnesses and chokers and thigh-high boots... something along the lines of Marta Sánchez! (BTW, I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!)
mamatl, thank you so much, love you right back!
Thanks for all the awesome and funny comments, you guys have been so great to me... a new Tabatha is coming soon (I promise) so keep an eye out!
love, hugs & kisses,
xoxoxox
J-Mo :)
9 of 9 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on September 8, 2008 1:23 PM