Now it's time for the private deliberation, a.k.a. "Let's say all the really bitchy catty things that the stylestants won't see or hear until the show actually airs and by then it will be too late for them to kick our asses for it!" Female Glenn's style was loved by Kim and Alison, but Jaclyn and Mark found it "dated". Underdog Nicole's was called "Asian Bridezilla!" by Kim Vo, who goes on to say that you don't want to put the A's from "asian" and "asymmetrical" together ever ever ever! Nobody disagrees with him. Straight Guy Matthew's brings universal hatred from all four judges, especially from Alison about his failure to actually listen to his client's helpful advice. Bitchy Charlie's is getting all kinds of sloppy warm love from Mark, Alison and Jaclyn, but Kim Vo is still holding out that it looked too "Barbie Doll". Cha! He says that like it's some kind of insult! Clearly he just doesn't understand Barbie! Emo Gail's 'do is given universal praise from all four for it's utilizing the dress as inspiration and it's cleanliness (and near Godliness). Über-Gay Paulo's do is strangely getting a rave from Kim Vo, who says he thinks that big ol' mess had purposeful structure in it. Sure Kim, but when Nicole had one teeny piece of hair out of place you hated it! Alison just blurts "HIDEOUS!" and Mark Townsend gives it the ultimate crash-and-burn when he says "If I sent one of my clients down a red carpet with that hairstyle... I would never work in this town again! It's comPLEEETely wrong for the red carpet!" Ooooh, you're gonna need some Bactine™ for that burn, Paulo!
They bring the six trembling adults back and Female Glenn, Bitchy Charlie and Emo Gail get called up first. Gail actually smiles, because her wish to be in the Top Three actually came true! She looks really pretty when she smiles!...
Comments (7)
Is it just me or where is the rest of the recap?
1 of 7 | Posted by Sweetleaf | Posted on July 13, 2008 12:12 PM
Hated most of the hair styles this week. And I lost count of the times I yelled for Matt to shut up. Loved your recap but what happened to the rest of it?
2 of 7 | Posted by skies | Posted on July 13, 2008 1:47 PM
Hey Gasmii! Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed... my recap was actually TOO LONG for the publishing platform and the last part got cut off! However, do not fret, because I have just completed the remaining portion and it should be showing up quite soon. Sorry about that!
love, J-Mo :)
3 of 7 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 13, 2008 2:00 PM
OK, I'm only on page three and I'm already in pain from laughing so hard... I started about the time I was reading about the Pazzaz mousse (did it!) and I'm only up to the ping pong balls comment and I'm actually in pain.
J-Mo, you rock. :D
4 of 7 | Posted by teri00 | Posted on July 13, 2008 3:44 PM
Typo sorry - I was on page 4, and now I'm up to the 'head wider than it is tall' comment. .... dayum, J-Mo, you are the genius!
5 of 7 | Posted by teri00 | Posted on July 13, 2008 3:51 PM
teri00: But I'm NOT "Shear Genius"... only Charlie, Matthew, Dee & Daniel are so far!
But thank you just the same, I'm glad you're likin' it (and I'm also glad you got the ping-pong balls reference, I was afraid that one might be too obscure).
love,
xoxox
J-Mo :)
6 of 7 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 14, 2008 9:26 AM
"Here dey aaaa!"
Thanks for making me shoot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose at work! Your transcriptions of Rene are the best! You might just be my favorite recapper of all time, J-Mo!
7 of 7 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on July 15, 2008 10:30 AM