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Matthew says he tried to do something beautiful, but even he knows he's totally fucked beyond belief. See what happened when you took it outside... BITCH?!?

Drag Queen Meredith did this totally retro 40's Andrews Sisters Atomic Mushroom Cloud styling that seemed, well... dated. I kept waiting for the disco-house soundtrack to switch over to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy". Still, it was very clean and shiny. And the curls held. Ha ha, Matthew!

Dallas Daniel made his client into Helga The Teutonic 60's Ice Queen, with a great big blonde wraparound braid and lots of pinning and teasing and big big BIG in the back. It looks kinda tacky and dated as well, but very Dallas Hayir, so Daniel's completely thrilled by it! Yay for Dallas Delusions!

Oh... my... GOD!... Über-Gay Paulo's walking nightmare comes next, and I'm guessing from the "ohhhh sheeeyiiit" expression his client is giving in the "after" picture, she knows she looks like Queen Of The Pillow Hair People™. I mean, this is such a fucking mess, the woman's head is wider than it is tall and that's never a flattering look...

...this is what it looks like to have side-impact airbags installed on your head...

Paulo, on the other hand, thinks it's great and that he did a combination of "Old Hollywood Glamour" juxtaposed with "frizzy texture" and says that "If the judges say that they've never seen anything like that on the red carpet, then, guess what? Now you did, so, deal with it!" Oh Paulo, I'm so afraid that they will... and you should be, too!

And here's Underdog Nicole and her client whose face perpetually looks like she smells catshit somewhere, possibly on her upper lip. The up-do is neat enough, I guess, but that one chunk of hair trailing down her face looks unnecessarily asymmetrical. See how I did that? It almost sounded like I sorta knew what I was talking about, huh? Anyhow, I think that piece of hair is gonna come back to haunt Nicole...

Now, truthfully, what Female Glenn did for her client, I thought was actually quite stunning, sort of like Greek Goddess but still having her arms attached. It looked very clean and classy, but still complex in a way that was pleasing to my eyes. Plus, you could totally tell the client was digging it, that gorgeous auburn hair color went so well with the brownish dress (and remember, Female Glenn was the last one to pick out a dress because of Straight Guy Matthew's pathetic attempt at sabotage... it just went to show that the "advantage" he had today was pretty meaningless, because he got to pick first and his client looked to' up from the flo' up!). I think Glenn hit this one out of the red carpet park!

Charlie's color magic was put to best use by the fact that this entire "event" was being held outside, and in the bright sunlight, the work he did was shown off to it's best shiny and sparkling effect. The style itself was really classy, smooth (if a little crispy in the front) and it suited the lines of her dress really well (unlike Matthew's sideswept mess that just seemed to get in the way of the dress, Charlie's actually complemented it). I have seen this kind of similar styling on stars before, and it always seems to go over well. I think Charlie may be neck and neck with Glenn on this one! I wish I could understand what the hell that feathery broach on his sport-coat is all about...

For once, Emo Gail seems to have done a really good job! Her client's up-do has a lot of intricate details in it, but still keeps sharp lines and smooth texture AND she smartly used some knotting construction that was inspired by her client's dress! After all, that was part of the challenge. Yay for listening skills!

Exotic Nekisa seems pleased with her client's look as well, although I doubt anyone was even looking at her hair because she was so damned boobylicious. Nekisa should have styled all the hair to circle around those enormous breasts... I'm thinking Lesbiana Dee had a momentary fantasy about her, Nekisa and their respective clients in an inflatable pool filled with Jell-O. Personally I didn't care so much for this style, but at least it's not a total fuck-job like Matthew's turned out to be.

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