"Where I go from here, I go back to television, films and doing what I've been doing, letting my work go all over the world, so it's not a big deal to me because I... I'm in the business, so, you know, a lot of them, they're gonna have their first start, I'm in the business, I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, my work is gonna shine, so it's no love lost. I just wish I could've stayed on a little longer so America could see my beautiful personality, but it's cool."
Yes, America... see all the beautiful personality we're going to be missing out on???
...duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
"What I'm going to take away from this experience was, don't always be willing to push people... don't be willing to push my creativity on other individuals, I must, sometimes I have to have a little more open, a open mind to different ventures, different, um, different tactics, you know, I'm so stubborn about my work, so I-I really tend to just stay in my own groove, my own movement, so basically I'm going to take that to heart, next time just be more attentive, listen a little more and look at what the picture and what the judges are looking for."
Actually, that's good advice... a glimmer of hope that he's not going to be a complete anal fissure...
I want to tell America, do not let anyone deter you from what you believe, believe in you, believe in anything that you put together, create, mold, you believe in it, you stand by it, that's what the Oshun did, I believed and I stood behind it, America YOU know, YOU log in and tell 'em, I shouldn't be off this show right now, it's all other kind of work shoulda been off this show, man, they trippin' ... but it's cool, but I can deal with it, I got thick skin, so I'm not even mad!
Oh yes. Yes you are, mad. And we're going to miss that about you for the next 3.... 2.... 1.....
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!"
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Comments (10)
Thank God he's gone!!!! "Fathom it, sweetie... you should be used to that, because fathoms are a part of OSHUNS!" was the best line ever. Your recap rocked!! I cannot stand when someone feels the need to speak in the third person about themselves. It makes me nuts and I wouldn't have been able to watch him for another episode. Usually when you have to tell everyone how freaking awesome you are, you usually are not!! I'm surprised his big fat head fit through the door. I can't wait for your next recap from the episode with the real housewives. If Tamara said she was the hottest housewife one more time I was going to smack her right through the TV. Ugh.
1 of 10 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on July 3, 2008 11:12 AM
J-mo, I agree with featherhead, fathom's are a part of OSHUNS was tooo funny, lots of good one's in there, but I'm in pain from his yelling and denial and can't go there again . . . glad you got to laugh your hairy belly off tho! ; )
2 of 10 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on July 3, 2008 2:17 PM
Wow, J-Mo! Mr. Oshun, with his motion potion lotion sounds like a handful. A little less prima donna and little more humility and TALENT would preferable.
3 of 10 | Posted by BD081098 | Posted on July 4, 2008 6:20 AM
Didn't see this (thank you, Jebus!) but your take on it was truly hee-larry-ous.
Sounds like an example of how BS can only take you so far.
4 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on July 4, 2008 8:35 AM
Oooooh, this was so funny... From gayxies to fathoms (after all, would Oshuns be DEEP without fathoms?), it was sheer, not shear, genius. But my vote goes to the photo with "A Emmy! No, TWO Emmys!!! And ackulades!!!" Tons of ackulades to you, J-Mo!!!!!
5 of 10 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on July 4, 2008 7:42 PM
Awww, shucks, you guys are so great to me, thank you so very much for all the kind ackulades. I hope I can get nominated for a Emmy soon!
love, J-Mo :)
6 of 10 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 4, 2008 9:05 PM
Your recaps are great, J-MO, so glad you are doing this show!
And about his emmy nomination, the Creative Arts Emmys (the ones that are not broadcast on T.V.) has a "hairstyling" category and he was nominated in that category for his work on Passions. It's not like he was specifically named or anything, but since he was one of the people who worked on the Hairstyling for that stupid show, he was automatically part of the nom. And they didn't win.
7 of 10 | Posted by serjen | Posted on July 5, 2008 4:24 AM
Well if we had Gasmii awards I'd nominate this recap for a Golden Gasmii.
Well done J-mo - keep the laughs coming!
8 of 10 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie | Posted on July 5, 2008 11:26 AM
LOL! You can always blame it on global warming, Oshun!
9 of 10 | Posted by detinha | Posted on July 5, 2008 7:39 PM
love it love it love it j-mo.
I agree that "Fathom it, sweetie... you should be used to that, because fathoms are a part of OSHUNS!" was one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.
10 of 10 | Posted by tvkitty | Posted on July 7, 2008 11:51 AM