Emo Gail says that though her client wasn't willing to do much with color, she was willing to go a little farther with the cut, and she thinks it turned out good. It seems like it actually did! VampiRoy then says that he noticed her going all 'round the salon asking everyone what they were doing for their coloring, and Gail covers her ig'nunce by saying she wanted to know what everybody else was doing color-wise in case she got their client! Good save, Gail, that was a smarty-farty kinda answer! VampiRoy says "So you weren't trying to figure out how to set them up for disaster?" and Gail giggles and says "Noooo, I would never do that!" Exotic Nekisa blurts out a rather sarcastic "No, not Gail!" Bitter much there, Nekisa? And you know someone else who doesn't seem to believe Gail's nice girl image???...
..."Damn! I wish there was some way I could blame that sneaky Gail for my client's Florida Orange haircolor!"...
And here's Bitchy Charlie and his unwanted client...
Bitchy Charlie says he wanted to change his client's silhouette and texture by flat-ironing her hair (hey, at least he thanked Dee for doing that part earlier!). Then, he pretends that he really wanted this client all along because he somehow knew all the others were going to want "side bangs and layers" and his client would allow him to do something different. VampiRoy swallows this entire load of donkeydung and compliments Charlie on taking a risk while everybody else "played it somewhat safe"! Charlie beams like it's Christmas Morning and Santa just delivered a naked and oiled Colt Model to his bedroom. Charlie, you've got bigger balls than Draq Queen Meredith! I have to admit, this man knows how to play the fucking game like a pro!
Now for the opposite end of pro, we have Exotic Nekisa...
Exotic Nekisa claims she wanted to give her client a deeper color but she also wanted to "make her eyes pop" as well (copycat Lesbiana Dee much?) and she thinks the results turned out wonderful (I see she's read "The Secret", too... sorry, but that shit don't work, as we will soon see.). She then says that she and the client had "talked about cutting the hair a little bit shorter" and that she wishes they would have done that. VampiRoy immediately seizes on that and asks why she didn't suggest that. Nekisa turns defensive and claims she did suggest that and that the client was perfectly okay with that... but when her girl went over to CHARLIE'S station "it just didn't go down that way."
I was waiting for one of these people to finally come out and try to blame another stylist for their shit being all fucked up.... and Nekisa may disappoint in a lot of ways, but in playing the Blame Game, she's always tops!
VampiRoy wants to know Charlie's side of the story (I think Roy's not fooled, either) and Charlie says flat-out "She just was like 'I absolutely don't want any length cut off my hair and I don't want bangs!'" And you know Bitchy Charlie ain't gonna let this go by without one of his "editorials", so in interview he says "Nekisa kinda blamed me saying that I cut her model's hair... but she did have twenty minutes to jazz that shit up!... that's just another one of Nekisa's excuses... you know, big titties can't get you out of every jam, darling, sorry!"
...someone isn't fooled by the power of big titties, Nekisa!...
Say what you like about Charlie's bitchy behavior, he's got a point. Nekisa did have time to do what she wanted to do, but once again she sat back and let stuff happen and sought to blame someone else for it. Even worse, she starts to badger her client for what her exact wording was when she spoke to Charlie! The girl confirms she told Charlie she wanted to keep the length. Way to go, Nekisa, could you be any bigger of a bitch to your client? We'll see what that gets her in a minute. Right now we have to move on to Über-Gay Paulo...
Poor Paulo is the one whose client went batshit on Charlie because of all the "sudden changes" she had to endure. Paulo is pissed and calls her an idiot. I don't blame him. Even worse, VampiRoy says it just "looks okay". We get treated to yet another gay eye-roll.
We haven't hardly heard a peep out of Female Glenn this episode... since her main nemesis went home last week, she's just been flying under the emotional radar on a blanket of Sweetness and Light... let's see how she did...
...downcast eyes is never a good sign...
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Comments (5)
good recap again! But I have to say, I'm definitely not feeling the recap being broken up into 2 seperate parts. AT ALL. I prefer to read about it all at once.
1 of 5 | Posted by serjen | Posted on July 19, 2008 9:24 AM
Boo hoo, I wanted both parts of the recap to be up at the same time (I know, I know, it's all want, want, want, and what have I done for you lately?)
It was hilarious. THANK YOU for the Paulo reaction shot to Dee's comment. Loved it!
Bubblehead-isa reminds me too much of Hilda Suarez. Hilda has the redeeming quality that she's a FICTIONAL character. Nekisa... well. I picture this as her inner monologue: "(crickets chirping)...(crickets chirping) I'm pretty! (crickets chirping) I have a husband! (crickets chirping)"
I will miss Meredith. I liked her dry humor. I wish Nekisa was gone. And hell, NO, who could miss Oshun and Matthew???????
2 of 5 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on July 19, 2008 6:03 PM
OMG, I am so sorry guys, I promise next time I will publish both parts at the same time, seriously, it was almost 5:00am and I just couldn't do any more... please forgive!
love, J-Mo :)
3 of 5 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 20, 2008 12:36 AM
I have to agree with Dee on the message, but not necessarily the delivery. If you have a client, and you've discussed what is going to happen with her hair, when you pass her off to another stylist you communicate that plan so it doesn't come out a f'ed up mess. Much like most of the clients in this challenge. In the end, whether you finish the style or not, because you consulted and developed a plan, she is your client. You own up to it and follow up on it.
That being said, does anyone else thing the length of time they give on some of these challenges is messed up? These could be some of the most talented stylists in the nation, but the time limits can be unrealistic. 1.5 hours to consult, color, cut and style? Not in the real world. Sure they, should be able to work fast, but when you factor in nerves and pressure, it's too much to accomplish. The producers should realize that when success in a challenge is the exception, not the norm.
4 of 5 | Posted by marishka | Posted on July 21, 2008 9:04 AM
J-Mo, dont you sweat the 2 part recap... you are hilarious as always and no-one should stay up past 5am unless they're getting laid or paid....xoxoxo
5 of 5 | Posted by BlueBee | Posted on July 22, 2008 8:51 AM