It's time for Back-At-The-House drama! Paulo's having a cocktail and talking about the day's horrible challenge and asks everyone somewhat slurrily "Don'tchoo all thing that wuz really super-hard t'commun'cade what your vision wuz t'your fellow stylisssts? Considering we haddan hourannahalf t'play musical chairz witheese modells!" Charlie nods and says "I didn't have a vision because we didn't even know if we were coming back..." and Lesbiana Dee interrupts by insisting "I knew who I was gonna get the whole time!" and Charlie asks "How?" and Emo Gail chimes in with "You didn't know for sure you were gonna get her back!" Dee insists "It doesn't matter! Whoever had her, I was gonna go to that stylist and say 'This is what we talked about.' I got what *I* wanted, and I was cool with it, because I made sure..."
Fuck me sideways with a cactus, she just has no clue how to win graciously! This is why I love it when Über-Gay Paulo cuts her off with a snide "Well, that's why you won!" and the accompanying facial expression is worth more than diamonds...
..."We get it, you won a challenge, lesbiddy-doo-dah!"...
Bitchy Charlie decides to attempt to deflate Lesbiana Dee's ego somewhat by opining "I thought they all looked like shit! Sorry, I'm just being honest." But Lesbiana Dee will not have her massive victory belittled as she insists "It didn't look like shit, it looked great, and I just think that's kinda rude that you said that, Charlie!" Oh, it's on now... Charlie says "None of it was ours!" but Dee's not backing down either as she yells "Of course it was! It had my name all over it, I started the fucking thing, and I finished the damn thing and it had my fucking name on it!"
..."A noble Short Cut win embiggens the smallest lesbian!"...
Okay, I gotta back up a second here. First, Lesbiana Dee is claiming psychic knowledge that she was going to get her client back? I don't think so. Secondly, do I believe she went around and threatened all the other stylestants with stabbing if they didn't do exactly as she intended for that poor woman? Check. Third, if she had not gotten that exact same client back, and had, instead, wound up with Meredith's Red Scare instead, would she have won? Hell to the FUCK no! She got lucky, and she's trying to build it into something way more than it actually is, and she's annoying the shit out of me while doing it. Luckily for me, there's Bitchy Charlie who doesn't mince words or back down from a fight. In interview he says "It was the least bad of all of them, not really something to be super proud of."
But now Lesbiana Dee is in full Top Chef Lisa Fernandes Shrieking Psycho-Bitch Mode™ as she attacks Charlie regarding his own client, saying "We worked that Chewbacca hair down for you, you really didn't do a whole lot!" Charlie just looks at her and says "I gave you credit for that!" (and he did, he thanked her for flat-ironing the hair for him) but this just makes Dee angrier as she says "I don't give a fuck about credit! I really don't care about credit!" Then what the fuck are you yelling about, bitch?
We cut to Lesbiana Dee's interview where she says "Charlie Price, you may have talent, but you don't have class. That's what separates a great hairdresser and just an okay dresser." Yes, Dee, and I'm sure that woman whose hair you just called "Chewbacca" on national television thinks you're the epitome of "class", too. Not to mention the fact that you're about to get served the best line of the night by none other than Drag Queen Meredith, who says...
..."Fuck all of you, I'm the one who came in last, so shut the fuck up!"...
Um yeah, Miss Classy 2008, way to keep crowing about how great you are while Meredith is trying to drown her sorrows in a plastic tumbler of vodka. Dee finally shuts up and looks a tad ashamed of herself.... and night falls on the stylestants' house...
I'm going to break here, gasmii, because there's still half the show to cover and I don't want to chance it getting lost like last week, so check back later and I should have the second half posted. In the meantime, what did you think of Charlie and Dee's blowup? Do you think Nekisa has gone over to the dark side? Do you miss Oshun or Straight Guy Matthew?
love, J-Mo :)
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Comments (5)
good recap again! But I have to say, I'm definitely not feeling the recap being broken up into 2 seperate parts. AT ALL. I prefer to read about it all at once.
1 of 5 | Posted by serjen | Posted on July 19, 2008 9:24 AM
Boo hoo, I wanted both parts of the recap to be up at the same time (I know, I know, it's all want, want, want, and what have I done for you lately?)
It was hilarious. THANK YOU for the Paulo reaction shot to Dee's comment. Loved it!
Bubblehead-isa reminds me too much of Hilda Suarez. Hilda has the redeeming quality that she's a FICTIONAL character. Nekisa... well. I picture this as her inner monologue: "(crickets chirping)...(crickets chirping) I'm pretty! (crickets chirping) I have a husband! (crickets chirping)"
I will miss Meredith. I liked her dry humor. I wish Nekisa was gone. And hell, NO, who could miss Oshun and Matthew???????
2 of 5 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on July 19, 2008 6:03 PM
OMG, I am so sorry guys, I promise next time I will publish both parts at the same time, seriously, it was almost 5:00am and I just couldn't do any more... please forgive!
love, J-Mo :)
3 of 5 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 20, 2008 12:36 AM
I have to agree with Dee on the message, but not necessarily the delivery. If you have a client, and you've discussed what is going to happen with her hair, when you pass her off to another stylist you communicate that plan so it doesn't come out a f'ed up mess. Much like most of the clients in this challenge. In the end, whether you finish the style or not, because you consulted and developed a plan, she is your client. You own up to it and follow up on it.
That being said, does anyone else thing the length of time they give on some of these challenges is messed up? These could be some of the most talented stylists in the nation, but the time limits can be unrealistic. 1.5 hours to consult, color, cut and style? Not in the real world. Sure they, should be able to work fast, but when you factor in nerves and pressure, it's too much to accomplish. The producers should realize that when success in a challenge is the exception, not the norm.
4 of 5 | Posted by marishka | Posted on July 21, 2008 9:04 AM
J-Mo, dont you sweat the 2 part recap... you are hilarious as always and no-one should stay up past 5am unless they're getting laid or paid....xoxoxo
5 of 5 | Posted by BlueBee | Posted on July 22, 2008 8:51 AM