Hey Gasmii,
Here we are in the second week of She's Got the Look and we're down to our ten gorgeous, yet mature, finalists. Of course, this show is all about respecting these women's age and dignity, so what are they going to do with them this week? Oh, yeah, they're gonna get naked. Nothing like granny's gone nudie to reinforce the idea of maturity and grace. And, of course, if that doesn't spike your interest, there's always the hope that the Kimsicle will thaw out enough to strip down with them, but I doubt it...
Dear Lord in Heaven, please don't let her strip.
For those of us that missed last week, or have relegated it to a blur in our distant past, the Kimsicle narrates a quick flashback down memory lane, giving us an opportunity to once again wave goodbye to the women who did not make it into our final ten. Then, we're treated to a picture show of our finalists labeled with their names and, of course, their all important ages. All of the numbers seem to be in sync with last week, except for 'nothing straight about me' Paula's age; no surprise there. Last week she was at a hesitant 36. This week the show is listing her as 37. And, shouts out to Intense, who kindly pointed out that Paula was also a contestant in "Who Wants to be a Superhero 2," which aired in 2007 and listed her age as 31. All of this was a little much for me, so I decided to go straight to the source and check out the info on Paula's Myspace page, because somewhere, someone told a big fat age whopper. There it was for everybody to read, Paula's age listed as a mature 99 years old.
I think its safe to say that Granny's looking pretty good for a centurion wannabe.
The Morning Call
After an exciting day that cut the 20 semifinalists down to ten, the women retired to their loft and we catch up with them in the wee hours of the next morning as they drag their tired asses out of bed. TVLand shows us a clip of the Statue of Liberty, perhaps as an inspiring symbol of feminine age and grace, while the alarm clock buzzs away and the photogs presumably sneak into the ladies' rooms to catch their first bleary-eyed blinks.
Please tell me I'm dreaming this.
Our women start the day by feeding their various caffeine, nicotine and false eyelash addictions. Seriously, Tanya, bless her heart, says she can't start her day without them; the false eyelashes that is. I've got to respect this woman. I'm definitely not a jump out of bed and glue kind of girl. I'm more like a crawl toward the coffee machine, don't talk to me until I've had my second cup, kind of girl. Bahia tells us in her husky, sexy, French accent that the whole experience is blowing her away and she never thought she could do this at her age. Meanwhile, Kathy the ambivalent mom is calling home and from the number of times she has to ask, "are you guys awake?" It seems like her boys are kind of hoping to catch some morning zzzz's while mom's away from home. Kathy manages to tell her family that she made the top ten, but I kind of get the feeling that the response on the other side is along the lines of "Great mom, talk to you later." For her own part, Kathy is having some serious separation anxiety.
Hip Hip Hoorway, I made the top ten. Can I come home now?
Hope manages to walk past the phone at just the right time to see the message light blinking. Good thing Hope thought to check it or they might have missed a big day. The women gather around the phone to listen to the Kimsicle's defrosted robotic voice. Not only is it the perfect compliment to the answering machine, but there's the side benefit that nobody really expects an answering machine to emote. I have to say that this segment is recalling long past episodes of Charlie's Angels. The Kimsicle instructs the ladies to scrub their faces, pack their day bags and be ready for a big change in 15 minutes. Thank God Hope managed to see that message just as soon as it was left or the ladies might have missed out on that 15 minute window.
Finally, a role that can showcase the Kimsicles' full dramatic range.
The Makeovers
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Comments (15)
I think Bahia is shorter (or at least same height) as Hope. They both had heels on and Bahia looked shorter. Judges never comment on that.
1 of 15 | Posted by chachi | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:21 AM
Doubt I'll ever watch, but loved your recap. The gallery of make-overs really helped me connect names with faces (I wish every recap had one).
I think the loony, I victim, woman will last a long time, just because she adds so much drama.
Thanks!
2 of 15 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:28 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I just luurrve this show.
Yep, Sharon was my fav too - Im thinking now that she's gone, the house has lost its only sane person.
I LOL'd at the yoga caption - if I was Sharon I would have said, "'cuse me but can you keep your cooter outta my face? Thanks, doll."
3 of 15 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 16, 2008 10:15 AM
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I love the recap. I just wanted to point out that it was Paula that was doing the mooning. :P I went back to check.
4 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:05 PM
Great recap so far!
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I just wanted to point out that it was actually Paula doing the mooning. I even went back to check. Haha.
5 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:06 PM
Whoops. Sorry. The first comment didn't show up when I checked. XD
6 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:07 PM
grrrrrrrrr my 2 faves booted in one episode :( I have the same problem as you Yenta- my picks always go home. I should start rooting for Paula- then maybe we'd have a chance to get rid of her.
In real life though, I'm feeling like I might jump on the Bahia bandwagon. I'm just not sure who I like now though, I'm soooo lost w/ out my grandma Sharon and Soccer mom. :(
7 of 15 | Posted by TVKITTY | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:39 PM
I totally agree with Paula--there is too much judgement placed on appearances in our society and I don't want to be judged that way...that's why I choose to NOT take part in a show based totally on physical appearance!!!! Jeez, Paula, the show is named "She's Got the Look", and you want sympathy that the show is judging you on your looks? If you got a story to tell, Paula, go on Dr. Phil.
8 of 15 | Posted by lagitha | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I think Hope is a hoot, and I think she'll make it to the end just for that, I really like her, she's gorgeous and genuine, but we all know not the winner. Of all the bodies, Paula's was the best . . . . but Sharon is crazy smooth for a woman her age--very impressed, and will miss her, I too thought she might take it, and if nothing else, that woman rocks inner beauty for days . . . did anyone check out the diaries on line, or debut interviews . . . whatever they were, it showed Sharon making jewelry at home, and she's just a doll. Karin was super cool too--she started playing bass in a band at 39--too cool, and her interview in the teaser about being comic relief intrigued me . . . she should be fun to watch. Bahia does look short, but could be the winner fer sure--loved her snort at the life's pain segment--me thinks she's seen a few things in her day too! Surprised they got rid of 2, but I suspect Kathy begged to go . . she talked to her kids and got the feeling they were "happy" to be rid of her overbearingness, and her instinct was to get back asap and continue her suffocation . . . sorry if that's harsh, but puhleeese-- a contract at 3 years old . . . for attention . . . is it me!? I wish those kids luck, and I hope they are good to ol' Kathy, she was a nice lady, just needy!
Loved the false eyelashes . . . not sure they'll be able to bring her around, Paula bored me with her mumbling and whatever, she's hot and she rocked the shoot, so what's the prob, babe!?
Greyhound!!! Too funny Yenta--really enjoying the recaps!!!!!
9 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Good point Juddfan - I hadn't thought of Kathy begging to go home, but I bet you're right. "continue her suffocation" - pretty funny.
Great recaps! Wish I could keep their names straight.
10 of 15 | Posted by Clair | Posted on June 16, 2008 5:41 PM
Hey Guys:
chachi: I went back and looked at some of the pictures of them and, OMG, I think you're right. I wonder if that means Bahia is a shoe-in?
Fire@will: Hey there!! I'll try to remember to do a running picture gallery for you : )
Syrill: I can't believe I mixed their names up. I owe Sharon an apology. Thanks for the catch.
TVKitty: I feel your pain. With Sharon gone, I'm down to Hope and Karin. Of course, that probably means that they're going to be eliminated this week.
Lagitha: I would so love to see Dr. Phil make a guest counseling appearance.
Juddfan: I loved the video of Sharon at home too!! And Karin's base playing won me over as well : ) I was thinking that Kathy was so miserable that they offered for her to go home with the back up plan that Karin or Hope would go if she didn't. I like your idea better because it would make Hope and Karin seem a little safer.
Clair: I'm having the same problem with the names--Oy!! it will get easier after a few more go home.
Thanks for taking the time to read and post. You guys make my day.
Hugs,
Yenta
11 of 15 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on June 16, 2008 6:57 PM
thanks for the shout out in the recap!
12 of 15 | Posted by intense | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:50 PM
Thanks Yenta, nice of you to come back and chat!!! Glad you like the idea, we'll see how it goes--there is one of those upcoming scenes things that shows a few episodes in, and I think I saw Bahia and Hope and Karin in them all, probably Roxanne too . . . Celeste is the one name I saw and said, WHOOO!!!??? Took me a minute, should we name her crazy pants! LOL!!!!
13 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 17, 2008 2:30 PM
Is it just me, or is Tanya on the wrong reality show? She should totally be on "Real Housewives of Orange County". And, I'm sorry, but her makeover gave her anchorwoman helmet hair.
There is something about Melissa...I think you got it right, Yenta...no matter what they do with her hair she will always look 80's....think Christie Brinkley and Kim Alexis (when she wasn't frozen). That 1984 California girl-next-door look. Not a bad look to have, but certainly not fresh.
I was sorry to see Sharon go, but I am digging on Bahia. I enjoy the loner emo-kid grown up vibe...like she's the only one amongst them capable of a reality check.
14 of 15 | Posted by marishka | Posted on June 18, 2008 9:19 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I'm also having some trouble with the names and I'm so upset my Granny is gone!!
Sharon rocked and was, hands down, my favorite!! Now I'm pulling for Bahia for the win!
That Melissa chick reminds me of someone from the early 90's versus straight 80's and I tell you it's her face...so good luck with that one, honey! I do think she's very attractive but definitely not "fresh" as marishka pointed out.
Can't wait to see how this all plays out and if pouty Paula will strike again (you know she will so she can get plenty of "face time" in front of the camera)!!
15 of 15 | Posted by smolls | Posted on June 18, 2008 1:47 PM