Going out to confront the women with the results of the Leg Up Challenge, the General asks, "Would you like to know who the winner is?" In chorus they all say yeeeesssss. Well, tough nuggies, because they won't find out until they get back to the loft. Everybody oooohhhs and groans in chorus. And Hope tells the camera, "You know, just give me your answer. You don't got to be playing around doing all this stuff. I want to know who won."
When the ladies return to the loft, they find Roxanne's name on a huge box of makeup that was left as her prize for winning the Leg Up challenge.
Seriously, is this the best that they can do?
Bahia is shocked that the judges bought into Roxanne's fake personality, but she's confident that she can't hide her real personality for too long. I'm not sure about that. I'm guessing that it depends on the level of pathology involved. On the other hand, you've got to wonder how obnoxious Roxanne has been to already have elicited such strong expressions of dislike from Melissa and Bahia.
Self-Flash Beauty Secrets
The next morning, Self Magazine's Beauty Director, Elaine D'farley, shows up at the loft to give the ladies their first Self-Flash. It seems that a Self-Flash is going to be a segment of the show that will focus on beauty secrets. I've got to say that this woman needs to take a sedative. She's sounding like Martha Stewart on crack as she explains to the women that they're going to make the Shiny Hair Screwdriver out of avocado, vodka and citrus and the Oatmeal Yogurt Face Glow out of oatmeal, yogurt and honey. The women don't look in anyway thrilled by this news, but once they get going they seem to be having some fun. Paula tells us that she got the oatmeal scrub and it's unbelievable. Now that she knows what to do, she's going to have flawless skin. Kathy says that she always reads the beauty articles, but she never has time to try them. Of course, after today she's going to mend her ways. I have to say that up to now I haven't really seen Kathy's prettiness, but she looks gorgeous when she's telling us this.
I've got some mixed feelings about this segment. I'm all for girlie nights of manicures and face goop, but it's not so fun to watch it. On the other hand, it's something that makes this show different from the other reality shows. So, I'm suspending judgment until I see a few more segments.
Elimination Challenge
After the Self-Flash, the Kimsicle shows up as frosty as ever. Hope tells us that as soon as she saw Kim her thought was "what the hell, next?" Which is, I'm sure, a common reaction to her cryogenically preserved smile. The Kimsicle brightly tells the women that now that they've had some tips on how to take care of their skin, it's time to show how comfortable they can be in that skin. What the Kimsicle is saying in her witty way is that it's time for the ladies very first elimination challenge. For the challenge the women are going to be broken up into two teams and because Roxanne won the Leg Up Challenge she gets to choose who's going to be on her team. Without batting an eye, Roxanne goes for the asskiss and asks if Kim can be on her team. "No," ho ho ho the Kimsicle chuckles, "I can't be on your team." Ho ho ho. And the camera pans to Melissa rolling her eyes at the asskissing.
Roxanne picks Sharon, Paula, Karin, and Tanya for her team. Paula thinks that Roxanne picked her teammates to help herself stand out. But, I don't know, she didn't really seem to think about it; she just reeled the names off.
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Comments (15)
I think Bahia is shorter (or at least same height) as Hope. They both had heels on and Bahia looked shorter. Judges never comment on that.
1 of 15 | Posted by chachi | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:21 AM
Doubt I'll ever watch, but loved your recap. The gallery of make-overs really helped me connect names with faces (I wish every recap had one).
I think the loony, I victim, woman will last a long time, just because she adds so much drama.
Thanks!
2 of 15 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:28 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I just luurrve this show.
Yep, Sharon was my fav too - Im thinking now that she's gone, the house has lost its only sane person.
I LOL'd at the yoga caption - if I was Sharon I would have said, "'cuse me but can you keep your cooter outta my face? Thanks, doll."
3 of 15 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 16, 2008 10:15 AM
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I love the recap. I just wanted to point out that it was Paula that was doing the mooning. :P I went back to check.
4 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:05 PM
Great recap so far!
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I just wanted to point out that it was actually Paula doing the mooning. I even went back to check. Haha.
5 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:06 PM
Whoops. Sorry. The first comment didn't show up when I checked. XD
6 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:07 PM
grrrrrrrrr my 2 faves booted in one episode :( I have the same problem as you Yenta- my picks always go home. I should start rooting for Paula- then maybe we'd have a chance to get rid of her.
In real life though, I'm feeling like I might jump on the Bahia bandwagon. I'm just not sure who I like now though, I'm soooo lost w/ out my grandma Sharon and Soccer mom. :(
7 of 15 | Posted by TVKITTY | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:39 PM
I totally agree with Paula--there is too much judgement placed on appearances in our society and I don't want to be judged that way...that's why I choose to NOT take part in a show based totally on physical appearance!!!! Jeez, Paula, the show is named "She's Got the Look", and you want sympathy that the show is judging you on your looks? If you got a story to tell, Paula, go on Dr. Phil.
8 of 15 | Posted by lagitha | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I think Hope is a hoot, and I think she'll make it to the end just for that, I really like her, she's gorgeous and genuine, but we all know not the winner. Of all the bodies, Paula's was the best . . . . but Sharon is crazy smooth for a woman her age--very impressed, and will miss her, I too thought she might take it, and if nothing else, that woman rocks inner beauty for days . . . did anyone check out the diaries on line, or debut interviews . . . whatever they were, it showed Sharon making jewelry at home, and she's just a doll. Karin was super cool too--she started playing bass in a band at 39--too cool, and her interview in the teaser about being comic relief intrigued me . . . she should be fun to watch. Bahia does look short, but could be the winner fer sure--loved her snort at the life's pain segment--me thinks she's seen a few things in her day too! Surprised they got rid of 2, but I suspect Kathy begged to go . . she talked to her kids and got the feeling they were "happy" to be rid of her overbearingness, and her instinct was to get back asap and continue her suffocation . . . sorry if that's harsh, but puhleeese-- a contract at 3 years old . . . for attention . . . is it me!? I wish those kids luck, and I hope they are good to ol' Kathy, she was a nice lady, just needy!
Loved the false eyelashes . . . not sure they'll be able to bring her around, Paula bored me with her mumbling and whatever, she's hot and she rocked the shoot, so what's the prob, babe!?
Greyhound!!! Too funny Yenta--really enjoying the recaps!!!!!
9 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Good point Juddfan - I hadn't thought of Kathy begging to go home, but I bet you're right. "continue her suffocation" - pretty funny.
Great recaps! Wish I could keep their names straight.
10 of 15 | Posted by Clair | Posted on June 16, 2008 5:41 PM
Hey Guys:
chachi: I went back and looked at some of the pictures of them and, OMG, I think you're right. I wonder if that means Bahia is a shoe-in?
Fire@will: Hey there!! I'll try to remember to do a running picture gallery for you : )
Syrill: I can't believe I mixed their names up. I owe Sharon an apology. Thanks for the catch.
TVKitty: I feel your pain. With Sharon gone, I'm down to Hope and Karin. Of course, that probably means that they're going to be eliminated this week.
Lagitha: I would so love to see Dr. Phil make a guest counseling appearance.
Juddfan: I loved the video of Sharon at home too!! And Karin's base playing won me over as well : ) I was thinking that Kathy was so miserable that they offered for her to go home with the back up plan that Karin or Hope would go if she didn't. I like your idea better because it would make Hope and Karin seem a little safer.
Clair: I'm having the same problem with the names--Oy!! it will get easier after a few more go home.
Thanks for taking the time to read and post. You guys make my day.
Hugs,
Yenta
11 of 15 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on June 16, 2008 6:57 PM
thanks for the shout out in the recap!
12 of 15 | Posted by intense | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:50 PM
Thanks Yenta, nice of you to come back and chat!!! Glad you like the idea, we'll see how it goes--there is one of those upcoming scenes things that shows a few episodes in, and I think I saw Bahia and Hope and Karin in them all, probably Roxanne too . . . Celeste is the one name I saw and said, WHOOO!!!??? Took me a minute, should we name her crazy pants! LOL!!!!
13 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 17, 2008 2:30 PM
Is it just me, or is Tanya on the wrong reality show? She should totally be on "Real Housewives of Orange County". And, I'm sorry, but her makeover gave her anchorwoman helmet hair.
There is something about Melissa...I think you got it right, Yenta...no matter what they do with her hair she will always look 80's....think Christie Brinkley and Kim Alexis (when she wasn't frozen). That 1984 California girl-next-door look. Not a bad look to have, but certainly not fresh.
I was sorry to see Sharon go, but I am digging on Bahia. I enjoy the loner emo-kid grown up vibe...like she's the only one amongst them capable of a reality check.
14 of 15 | Posted by marishka | Posted on June 18, 2008 9:19 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I'm also having some trouble with the names and I'm so upset my Granny is gone!!
Sharon rocked and was, hands down, my favorite!! Now I'm pulling for Bahia for the win!
That Melissa chick reminds me of someone from the early 90's versus straight 80's and I tell you it's her face...so good luck with that one, honey! I do think she's very attractive but definitely not "fresh" as marishka pointed out.
Can't wait to see how this all plays out and if pouty Paula will strike again (you know she will so she can get plenty of "face time" in front of the camera)!!
15 of 15 | Posted by smolls | Posted on June 18, 2008 1:47 PM