When the ladies get back to the loft, the pink team is all up for celebrating. But, the blue team decides to lock themselves in the bedroom, which is really more than a little weird. I'm mean at least fake some good manners here. Celeste mentions sore losers and the other women start cracking the champagne. Tanya comes out and says she wants Paula to express herself and for them to hear what Paula has to say, because Paula has something deep in her heart and all of them need to hear it. Whatever it is, it sure sounds important because Tanya is almost in tears.
And, hey ho, we're off in the way only reality TV can be. Paula is bound and determined to create one of those 'No you didin't' reality TV flashback moments that get replayed forever on VH1. She comes out snorting and sighing in an effort to emote her suffering, before starting to rant, "This hurt. I'm very..." Okay, so far so good. Then, BAM!!!! She loses it, yelling, "I want to know why you won. Oh, the pink teams wins. Why? You can't tell me this isn't superficial. You can't tell me that. But this is society, I'm mad because you have to crush those barriers, because people take what they see, because if it doesn't turn you on right here (crotch grabbing) then it ain't saleable. Because..." this was a little too incoherent for me to catch, but she's grabbing at her breasts and finishes with, "then women have to cut themselves."
Are you getting this on film?
The great thing about older women is that it doesn't escalate into pointless screaming. Instead, they just keep on eating, waiting for the crazy lady to yell herself out. They've seen tantrums before.
Keep talking, I'm listening.
Celeste points out that if Paula's team had won the challenge, they would have been very happy for them. Tanya, having put herself in the position of being Paula's envoy, tries to explain that Paula feels like people are telling her to embrace her beauty and be okay with it, but every time she feels confident she's rejected either in a competition or in life. Okay, that's sad, but why should it be the other women's problem? In my mind, this is why a crazy person should never be separated from their wall of affirmations.
Doesn't your bedroom look like this?
Bahia tries to explain that Paula was not rejected. Instead, her entire group was rejected. LMAO. Not surprisingly, this doesn't appease Paula's need for sympathy, because, God Dammit, she's the victim here. Tanya tells us that she can understand how Paula was feeling, but Paula took it a little more personally than the other women and it triggered something in her mind. Which is a nice way of saying that Paula is apesh*t crazy. Meanwhile, Paula has cracked the psycho barrier and is ranting about believing in her because she has a story to tell and it ain't all about being beautiful. "People want to hear what the f*ck you've been through. I've been through, I've been through some sh*t. Because I don't turn you on, because I've got too many muscles, because I'm rock hard, because I'm..." Again we lapse into incoherence. If all this is about losing a challenge based on teamwork, imagine what's going to happen if she loses a challenge based on looks.
Hope tells the camera, "Paula what the hell is wrong with you? Get it together because you losing it," which is pretty funny. But, all this drama is a little too much for our ambivalent mom, except that she doesn't seem to be so ambivalent anymore. Instead, she's crying that she wants to go home because there's a psycho in the house. I'm guessing that there's not a lot of angry, psychotic, six foot, butch, African American women living in her neighborhood. Then, sadly, crazy is momentarily catching and Hope has her own breakdown about not being able to change the way she looks. At this point, Melissa, who I'm beginning to like, looks around at all the freaked out women and says, "I'm confused."
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Comments (15)
I think Bahia is shorter (or at least same height) as Hope. They both had heels on and Bahia looked shorter. Judges never comment on that.
1 of 15 | Posted by chachi | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:21 AM
Doubt I'll ever watch, but loved your recap. The gallery of make-overs really helped me connect names with faces (I wish every recap had one).
I think the loony, I victim, woman will last a long time, just because she adds so much drama.
Thanks!
2 of 15 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:28 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I just luurrve this show.
Yep, Sharon was my fav too - Im thinking now that she's gone, the house has lost its only sane person.
I LOL'd at the yoga caption - if I was Sharon I would have said, "'cuse me but can you keep your cooter outta my face? Thanks, doll."
3 of 15 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 16, 2008 10:15 AM
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I love the recap. I just wanted to point out that it was Paula that was doing the mooning. :P I went back to check.
4 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:05 PM
Great recap so far!
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I just wanted to point out that it was actually Paula doing the mooning. I even went back to check. Haha.
5 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:06 PM
Whoops. Sorry. The first comment didn't show up when I checked. XD
6 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:07 PM
grrrrrrrrr my 2 faves booted in one episode :( I have the same problem as you Yenta- my picks always go home. I should start rooting for Paula- then maybe we'd have a chance to get rid of her.
In real life though, I'm feeling like I might jump on the Bahia bandwagon. I'm just not sure who I like now though, I'm soooo lost w/ out my grandma Sharon and Soccer mom. :(
7 of 15 | Posted by TVKITTY | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:39 PM
I totally agree with Paula--there is too much judgement placed on appearances in our society and I don't want to be judged that way...that's why I choose to NOT take part in a show based totally on physical appearance!!!! Jeez, Paula, the show is named "She's Got the Look", and you want sympathy that the show is judging you on your looks? If you got a story to tell, Paula, go on Dr. Phil.
8 of 15 | Posted by lagitha | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I think Hope is a hoot, and I think she'll make it to the end just for that, I really like her, she's gorgeous and genuine, but we all know not the winner. Of all the bodies, Paula's was the best . . . . but Sharon is crazy smooth for a woman her age--very impressed, and will miss her, I too thought she might take it, and if nothing else, that woman rocks inner beauty for days . . . did anyone check out the diaries on line, or debut interviews . . . whatever they were, it showed Sharon making jewelry at home, and she's just a doll. Karin was super cool too--she started playing bass in a band at 39--too cool, and her interview in the teaser about being comic relief intrigued me . . . she should be fun to watch. Bahia does look short, but could be the winner fer sure--loved her snort at the life's pain segment--me thinks she's seen a few things in her day too! Surprised they got rid of 2, but I suspect Kathy begged to go . . she talked to her kids and got the feeling they were "happy" to be rid of her overbearingness, and her instinct was to get back asap and continue her suffocation . . . sorry if that's harsh, but puhleeese-- a contract at 3 years old . . . for attention . . . is it me!? I wish those kids luck, and I hope they are good to ol' Kathy, she was a nice lady, just needy!
Loved the false eyelashes . . . not sure they'll be able to bring her around, Paula bored me with her mumbling and whatever, she's hot and she rocked the shoot, so what's the prob, babe!?
Greyhound!!! Too funny Yenta--really enjoying the recaps!!!!!
9 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Good point Juddfan - I hadn't thought of Kathy begging to go home, but I bet you're right. "continue her suffocation" - pretty funny.
Great recaps! Wish I could keep their names straight.
10 of 15 | Posted by Clair | Posted on June 16, 2008 5:41 PM
Hey Guys:
chachi: I went back and looked at some of the pictures of them and, OMG, I think you're right. I wonder if that means Bahia is a shoe-in?
Fire@will: Hey there!! I'll try to remember to do a running picture gallery for you : )
Syrill: I can't believe I mixed their names up. I owe Sharon an apology. Thanks for the catch.
TVKitty: I feel your pain. With Sharon gone, I'm down to Hope and Karin. Of course, that probably means that they're going to be eliminated this week.
Lagitha: I would so love to see Dr. Phil make a guest counseling appearance.
Juddfan: I loved the video of Sharon at home too!! And Karin's base playing won me over as well : ) I was thinking that Kathy was so miserable that they offered for her to go home with the back up plan that Karin or Hope would go if she didn't. I like your idea better because it would make Hope and Karin seem a little safer.
Clair: I'm having the same problem with the names--Oy!! it will get easier after a few more go home.
Thanks for taking the time to read and post. You guys make my day.
Hugs,
Yenta
11 of 15 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on June 16, 2008 6:57 PM
thanks for the shout out in the recap!
12 of 15 | Posted by intense | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:50 PM
Thanks Yenta, nice of you to come back and chat!!! Glad you like the idea, we'll see how it goes--there is one of those upcoming scenes things that shows a few episodes in, and I think I saw Bahia and Hope and Karin in them all, probably Roxanne too . . . Celeste is the one name I saw and said, WHOOO!!!??? Took me a minute, should we name her crazy pants! LOL!!!!
13 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 17, 2008 2:30 PM
Is it just me, or is Tanya on the wrong reality show? She should totally be on "Real Housewives of Orange County". And, I'm sorry, but her makeover gave her anchorwoman helmet hair.
There is something about Melissa...I think you got it right, Yenta...no matter what they do with her hair she will always look 80's....think Christie Brinkley and Kim Alexis (when she wasn't frozen). That 1984 California girl-next-door look. Not a bad look to have, but certainly not fresh.
I was sorry to see Sharon go, but I am digging on Bahia. I enjoy the loner emo-kid grown up vibe...like she's the only one amongst them capable of a reality check.
14 of 15 | Posted by marishka | Posted on June 18, 2008 9:19 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I'm also having some trouble with the names and I'm so upset my Granny is gone!!
Sharon rocked and was, hands down, my favorite!! Now I'm pulling for Bahia for the win!
That Melissa chick reminds me of someone from the early 90's versus straight 80's and I tell you it's her face...so good luck with that one, honey! I do think she's very attractive but definitely not "fresh" as marishka pointed out.
Can't wait to see how this all plays out and if pouty Paula will strike again (you know she will so she can get plenty of "face time" in front of the camera)!!
15 of 15 | Posted by smolls | Posted on June 18, 2008 1:47 PM