By now, the pink team is wondering where the hell their relaxing reward is because God knows that they can use it and, on cue, the Pedicure team comes marching in. But our not-so-ambivalent mom needs something more than a pedicure; she needs her family or mass infusions of valium. Unfortunately, there's no valium to be found, so Kathy calls home to continue her mini-breakdown via phone. Sadly, her kids aren't feeling her separation anxiety and think that it's just a hoot that she's missing them when they're doing just fine without her. Sounding just a wee bit desperate, Kathy insists that they really do miss her. If that phone call doesn't boost her self-esteem, nothing will. Afterward, Kathy curls up on the couch and Hope tries to comfort her by pointing out that her boys are most probably going to get married and leave her some day. But Kathy's already nipped that possibility in the bud. Like any other prudent mother, when her boys turned three she made them sign contracts. Say what? You and Hope and the other women in the room may ask. Kathy nods, proudly explaining that according to the terms of her baby boys maternal prenup they can't ever pay more attention to someone else than they pay to her. Hope and the other women exchange glances.
Hell, Yeah, white, middle-class, soccer moms from Georgia can be batsh*t crazy too.
The Elimination
The next morning we find Bahia sitting in the window, smoking like a chimney and looking like she aged about ten years since coming into this house. She better grab some of that oatmeal yogurt crap fast because today is elimination day. And, you know, the little General isn't going to like his mature women actually looking their age. Anyway, Bahia's a little disgusted by all of yesterday's drama, telling us that the competition became about who got hurt the most in her life. Puhleeaase, she finishes with a snort. Meanwhile, honest Karin tells us that she doesn't want to go home because the shoot confirmed how much fun modeling is and she might never get another chance like that. I don't get it. Honest Karin really ought to irritate me, but I can't help liking the woman.
And, then, it's time. Our ladies assemble for the elimination and Kim Alexis, cryogenically preserved mentor to mature women everywhere, greets them and once again introduces the judges. Bev is looking like a particularly fine piece of sculpture. The General has cleaned up his act and is wearing a spiffy tie for the occasion. And Robbie, complete with shades, is looking a little apprehensive.
The Kimsicle tells the women that they have all shown tremendous confidence in the last couple of days in so many ways, from their makeover, to meeting with the little General and the Wilhelmina agents, to daring to bare it all in their photo shoot. Now, it's clear to the judges why the ten of them have made it this far. Unfortunately, there will be two people going home tonight. What? Two people? WTF? All the women's faces fall.
Then, calling the pink team forward, she continues saying that their team won based on how well they did as a group. They pulled together. They were in sync with each other and in tune with each others feelings and that's why they won the competition. Really, it had nothing to do with Paula having big muscles. Seriously, it really sounds like the Kimsicle is going out of her way to head off another psychotic break on the part of Paula. But, Paula's looking all happy and content today, like she really is a lucid and sane individual.
Looking at the group picture, the General sees a nice feeling from the pink group. According to him, the women clearly felt comfortable with each other and they obviously got along. His main criticism is reserved for Kathy who he says looks the most uncomfortable out of the group.
Bev manages to move enough of her face to say that she thinks the photo is great, she loves Kathy's hair and Celeste has a great smile. I wonder if the sight of Celeste's smile evokes a feeling of nostalgia in Bev for the days when her cheeks actually moved.
Robbie likes that Melissa is so easy in front of the camera and comments that she really looks like she doesn't mind being naked. Melissa shakes her head as if to confirm that not only does she not mind being nude she lives for it.
The Kimsicle suggests that they take a look at the second photo, noting how the women seemed to pop and come alive. Someday, Kim, when you've fully defrosted, you too will come fully alive.
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Comments (15)
I think Bahia is shorter (or at least same height) as Hope. They both had heels on and Bahia looked shorter. Judges never comment on that.
1 of 15 | Posted by chachi | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:21 AM
Doubt I'll ever watch, but loved your recap. The gallery of make-overs really helped me connect names with faces (I wish every recap had one).
I think the loony, I victim, woman will last a long time, just because she adds so much drama.
Thanks!
2 of 15 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:28 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I just luurrve this show.
Yep, Sharon was my fav too - Im thinking now that she's gone, the house has lost its only sane person.
I LOL'd at the yoga caption - if I was Sharon I would have said, "'cuse me but can you keep your cooter outta my face? Thanks, doll."
3 of 15 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 16, 2008 10:15 AM
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I love the recap. I just wanted to point out that it was Paula that was doing the mooning. :P I went back to check.
4 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:05 PM
Great recap so far!
"Then, displaying an unusual level of sophistication and good sportsmanship, Sharon moons them in the elevator."
I just wanted to point out that it was actually Paula doing the mooning. I even went back to check. Haha.
5 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:06 PM
Whoops. Sorry. The first comment didn't show up when I checked. XD
6 of 15 | Posted by syrill | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:07 PM
grrrrrrrrr my 2 faves booted in one episode :( I have the same problem as you Yenta- my picks always go home. I should start rooting for Paula- then maybe we'd have a chance to get rid of her.
In real life though, I'm feeling like I might jump on the Bahia bandwagon. I'm just not sure who I like now though, I'm soooo lost w/ out my grandma Sharon and Soccer mom. :(
7 of 15 | Posted by TVKITTY | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:39 PM
I totally agree with Paula--there is too much judgement placed on appearances in our society and I don't want to be judged that way...that's why I choose to NOT take part in a show based totally on physical appearance!!!! Jeez, Paula, the show is named "She's Got the Look", and you want sympathy that the show is judging you on your looks? If you got a story to tell, Paula, go on Dr. Phil.
8 of 15 | Posted by lagitha | Posted on June 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I think Hope is a hoot, and I think she'll make it to the end just for that, I really like her, she's gorgeous and genuine, but we all know not the winner. Of all the bodies, Paula's was the best . . . . but Sharon is crazy smooth for a woman her age--very impressed, and will miss her, I too thought she might take it, and if nothing else, that woman rocks inner beauty for days . . . did anyone check out the diaries on line, or debut interviews . . . whatever they were, it showed Sharon making jewelry at home, and she's just a doll. Karin was super cool too--she started playing bass in a band at 39--too cool, and her interview in the teaser about being comic relief intrigued me . . . she should be fun to watch. Bahia does look short, but could be the winner fer sure--loved her snort at the life's pain segment--me thinks she's seen a few things in her day too! Surprised they got rid of 2, but I suspect Kathy begged to go . . she talked to her kids and got the feeling they were "happy" to be rid of her overbearingness, and her instinct was to get back asap and continue her suffocation . . . sorry if that's harsh, but puhleeese-- a contract at 3 years old . . . for attention . . . is it me!? I wish those kids luck, and I hope they are good to ol' Kathy, she was a nice lady, just needy!
Loved the false eyelashes . . . not sure they'll be able to bring her around, Paula bored me with her mumbling and whatever, she's hot and she rocked the shoot, so what's the prob, babe!?
Greyhound!!! Too funny Yenta--really enjoying the recaps!!!!!
9 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Good point Juddfan - I hadn't thought of Kathy begging to go home, but I bet you're right. "continue her suffocation" - pretty funny.
Great recaps! Wish I could keep their names straight.
10 of 15 | Posted by Clair | Posted on June 16, 2008 5:41 PM
Hey Guys:
chachi: I went back and looked at some of the pictures of them and, OMG, I think you're right. I wonder if that means Bahia is a shoe-in?
Fire@will: Hey there!! I'll try to remember to do a running picture gallery for you : )
Syrill: I can't believe I mixed their names up. I owe Sharon an apology. Thanks for the catch.
TVKitty: I feel your pain. With Sharon gone, I'm down to Hope and Karin. Of course, that probably means that they're going to be eliminated this week.
Lagitha: I would so love to see Dr. Phil make a guest counseling appearance.
Juddfan: I loved the video of Sharon at home too!! And Karin's base playing won me over as well : ) I was thinking that Kathy was so miserable that they offered for her to go home with the back up plan that Karin or Hope would go if she didn't. I like your idea better because it would make Hope and Karin seem a little safer.
Clair: I'm having the same problem with the names--Oy!! it will get easier after a few more go home.
Thanks for taking the time to read and post. You guys make my day.
Hugs,
Yenta
11 of 15 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on June 16, 2008 6:57 PM
thanks for the shout out in the recap!
12 of 15 | Posted by intense | Posted on June 16, 2008 8:50 PM
Thanks Yenta, nice of you to come back and chat!!! Glad you like the idea, we'll see how it goes--there is one of those upcoming scenes things that shows a few episodes in, and I think I saw Bahia and Hope and Karin in them all, probably Roxanne too . . . Celeste is the one name I saw and said, WHOOO!!!??? Took me a minute, should we name her crazy pants! LOL!!!!
13 of 15 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 17, 2008 2:30 PM
Is it just me, or is Tanya on the wrong reality show? She should totally be on "Real Housewives of Orange County". And, I'm sorry, but her makeover gave her anchorwoman helmet hair.
There is something about Melissa...I think you got it right, Yenta...no matter what they do with her hair she will always look 80's....think Christie Brinkley and Kim Alexis (when she wasn't frozen). That 1984 California girl-next-door look. Not a bad look to have, but certainly not fresh.
I was sorry to see Sharon go, but I am digging on Bahia. I enjoy the loner emo-kid grown up vibe...like she's the only one amongst them capable of a reality check.
14 of 15 | Posted by marishka | Posted on June 18, 2008 9:19 AM
Great recap, Yenta! I'm also having some trouble with the names and I'm so upset my Granny is gone!!
Sharon rocked and was, hands down, my favorite!! Now I'm pulling for Bahia for the win!
That Melissa chick reminds me of someone from the early 90's versus straight 80's and I tell you it's her face...so good luck with that one, honey! I do think she's very attractive but definitely not "fresh" as marishka pointed out.
Can't wait to see how this all plays out and if pouty Paula will strike again (you know she will so she can get plenty of "face time" in front of the camera)!!
15 of 15 | Posted by smolls | Posted on June 18, 2008 1:47 PM