So, it's been a couple of weeks since I have posted on Smallville, and the season finale is now over a week old as well. I was hoping to get full recaps of both episodes done, but in the interest of time and having a life during the Memorial Day weekend, I decided I am going to do a little bit of consolidation. The only really important episode was the last episode, and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised with the outcome. For me, Smallville has had some of the best cliffhangers of any series on television, and after all the random twists this season has thrown at us, it was nice to finish off with a strong episode that left us with some anticipation for what is to come.
So anyway, about the episode from last week. It featured yet another high school kid with super powers. This time, it was the school photographer who didn't get into a good school and wanted to live his glory days of high school forever. Therefore, he used his ability to freeze people alive to convince his dad to build a replica of the school which he used to keep some of the senior superlative winners cooped up for eternity. Unfortunately for him, he trapped Chloe and Lana, meaning Clark would be on the scene to save the day. Clark did save the day, and the kid died, leaving everybody to graduate. Well, everybody except the girl who was smashed into a few thousand pieces while she was frozen. Some people just never get a lucky break. Ha ha, I kill me.
The real news from last week was with Genevieve and Jason. Genevieve captured Lionel and Lex and took them out to some cabin in the middle of the woods. She was positive that Lionel was hiding information from her, so she threatened torture on Lex to get him to talk. What was the information she wanted? Well, a little location of an artifact or two would have helped. Lionel sat mum while Lex was jabbed with a hot poker a couple of times, but finally talked when Jason was about to stab Lex in the eye. The artifact from China was left with Lana.
While Genevieve and Jason discussed their nefarious plans, the Luthors escaped. As they left the cabin, Jason saw them, and a chase through the woods ensued. In all of the mayhem that followed Jason ended up being shot by the side of a gorge and falling a few hundred feet into the river below.
So, now that we got that out of the way, the finale started with Genevieve visiting Lana. She goes right out and says that she wants the third stone. Lana tries to play coy, but Genevieve has a gun. Lana is able to knock it away, and a cat fight takes place. I am sad to say that this cat fight really did nothing for me, but I can't tell if it's because I am more mature or just not that thrilled to see Jane Seymour in a cat fight. It looks like Lana is about to bite it, but she is once again possessed by the spirit of the Countess Thoreau, which gives her some magic, but more importantly it gives her witch strength. You would be surprised at how well you learn to defend yourself when entire villages are threatening to burn you at the stake.
With her newfound ability, Lana overpowers Genevieve and uses the Chinese artifact to stab her to death. This breaks some sort of spell, and Lana's tattoo vanishes, and the spirit of her ancestor leaves her. Just as she is doing the obligatory "oh there's blood on my hands! what have I done?!" type thing, Lex walks in. He offers to look after Lana for her own safety. Once at the mansion, he convinces her not to go to the police, and says that he has hired one of the premier defense attorneys to represent her.
Lana has legal troubles, but Clark has some problems of his own, namely that he has dreamed that some catastrophe is about to hit Smallville. That event is a meteor shower (although on television, it started out a little like a strange aurora borealis), and he wakes everybody up in the house when he continually shouts "it's coming!" over and over again in his sleep. His parents wake him up, and tell him it is a bad dream, but he can't help but think there is some sort of impending doom about to befall the town, and of course he blames himself.
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Comments (7)
If this graduation seemed weird, what about that "Buffy" one where they fought the mayor? The parents broke out running without the slightest thought to their kids sitting front row center in front of the giant snake.
1 of 7 | Posted by Lady J | Posted on May 31, 2005 7:19 AM
Oh my God, I'd completely given up hope on this recap. What does Clark have to do in the Arctic? I sure don't know.
Now I know everyone has different plans for college, if they all live, but I can't help but think they'll all end up in the same place a la 90210.
As far as the high school graduation goes, I can't believe people who spent about five minutes of their senior year in school actually get to graduate.
And finally, I still want Clark to end up with Chloe.
2 of 7 | Posted by Victoria | Posted on June 2, 2005 1:36 AM
The arctic is where he will build his Fortress of Solitude...
3 of 7 | Posted by Evan | Posted on June 3, 2005 8:46 AM
What's the Fortress of Solitude?
I agree this was an exciting season finale! I fell out of touch w/ the show for awhile but this past season has been quite good, and I can't wait to see where it takes us next...
4 of 7 | Posted by jaded | Posted on June 4, 2005 12:39 AM
I think Clark should be with Chloe. I don't think Lana can handle any of his abilities since he have been keepin some secerts from her. Chloe have been there for Clark and have been in love with him always. Why cant Clark see that? He knows that he can't get too close to Lana. He should pick Chloe not Lana. I think Chloe is the one for Clark.
5 of 7 | Posted by Taina | Posted on June 4, 2005 11:02 PM
I think Clark should be with Chloe. I don't think Lana can handle any of his abilities since he have been keepin some secerts from her. Chloe have been there for Clark and have been in love with him always. Why cant Clark see that? He knows that he can't get too close to Lana. He should pick Chloe not Lana. I think Chloe is the one for Clark.
6 of 7 | Posted by Taina | Posted on June 4, 2005 11:03 PM
I'm glad to know what he'll be doing in the Arctic, because I was having an X-Files moment with that one. I guess it didn't occur to me, because I didn't think they would even go into that on this show. I mean how many more seasons does it really have in it? Although, I do look forward to seeing Tom Welling every week. Yum.
7 of 7 | Posted by Victoria | Posted on June 4, 2005 11:53 PM