You A Shooter?

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Hey Smallville fans. I am sure when you saw that there was a new episode this week, you thought you could sit back and wait for six days before I got off of my ass to write a recap. Well, I had a visit from my friend MJ this weekend, and I really listen to whatever she has to say. We were together several times over the last 24 hours, and although I thoroughly enjoyed myself (and though MJ was completely spent) she told me to finish my Smallville recap each time. Even if I was a little sleepy or hungry after our coupling, MJ insisted that I get my work done. So if you are happy for the shorter than usual wait for the recap of Smallville, make sure to thank Mary Jane if you see her. By the way, if I have to explain that joke to you, ask your kids. My dementia aside, there are two things we are wondering about as the second half of the fifth season gets started. In the big election, Kansans have a choice between Jonathan Kent and Lex Luthor, and more importantly, there is going to be a death for the 100th episode, and we are all wondering who is going to pay for Clark's little dabble with mortality.

The 100th episode is still a few weeks away, so we're going to have to wait for a few weeks before we get an answer for our big death, but the election isn't going to wait, so we might as well start there. And speaking of the election, has anybody ever seen a campaign like the one Jonathan and Lex are going through? This is for the state senate, meeting in the capital, as in Topeka, not the Capitol, as in where Ted Kennedy and Bill Frist hang out. I know the writers are trying to give a little flair to the politics, but I guess they have to be dramatic and have big rallies and whatnot so the assassination attempt doesn't look so out of place. That's right, as Jonathan finishes up his speech (why do shooters always wait until the speeches are finished?), it looks like somebody is planning to take him out. And as we pan around to take a look at who it is, the shooter turns out to be none other than Lois Lane.

I am sure that as soon as you saw that Lois was at the trigger, everybody had flashbacks to last year's prom episode, where we saw Chloe wielding an axe, looking to blow up the school's boiler, and all of the kids merrily dancing in the gymnasium above. Before we got to see what happened in the end, we had to rewind a few days to see the setup. The writers decided to pull that shit on us again, and we are transported to the Smallville 48 hours prior for the back story on Lois' Lee Harvey Oswald impersonation.

Before we saw that Lois as the shooter, I was thinking that this assassination attempt had to be set up by Lex. He had told that guy Griff to come up with whatever he could to put away Jonathan Kent, and used lots of various explosion analogies to demonstrate that he was willing to go very far to win the election, but killing Jonathan? That seemed like a lot, even for Lex. Besides, two days earlier, he was looking pretty calm, and not like he was going to kill anybody. He was doing the campaign thing at his mansion, and he even found time to give a very rousing speech to Central Kansas Students for Lex Luthor, who are the stereotypical Young Republicans, and you expected that somebody named Chase, Francis, or Thornberry was going to ask Lex to sign his bow tie.

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One of the Central Kansas students seems to be a little more interested in Lex than the others. Her name is Samantha, and since she is a comely young woman, with blonde hair and a "Lex" pendant situated precariously between her supple young bosoms, Lex took quite the interest in her. Lex thanks them for the spike in the MTV vote, which is a lie because the MTV vote never really happens, but Lex can't say "thanks for all the hot young ass," so MTV vote will have to do.

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Comments (5)

2nd To None Author Profile Page:

How come there are no black people or minorities in smallville?

ChickenSangwich Author Profile Page:

There

ChickenSangwich Author Profile Page:

was a black dude, Pete Ross, Clark's best friend. But he left town. I guess that's what happens when you're the only black dude in town. Oh, wait a sec, the show is set in FREAKIN KANSAS. That's actually incredibly realistic, there are no black people in Kansas.

kerry Author Profile Page:

when did clark ever sleep with lois or was that a typo and refering to lana?

Victoria Author Profile Page:

Death to Lana!
Clark and Chloe forever!

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