Although we all know that Clark has the greatest athletic prowess on the team, he still must earn his spot on the field. Since he is a backup quarterback with no experience going up against popular senior who has been on the team for four years, he has his work cut out for him. Barring some catastrophe, it looks like there isn't going to be much play for Clark at all this year. Luckily for Clark, there is a group of people out there that are sick of seeing their boys beat their heads in on the field, and spend all of their time with their teammates off of the field. Yes, I am talking about the cheerleaders. Not content with cheering all day and having nothing to show for it besides some messy hair and a messy back seat, the cheerleaders have decided to do something to make sure their guys would always be as devoted as possible.

The first test of this new method is Danny, the quarterback of Smallville High, and the only person ahead of Clark on the depth chart. After Danny tells his girlfriend Mandy that he will be spending Saturday Night with the guys instead of her, she decides to do a little manipulation with the laws of attraction and slips him a drink of what looks to be any benign sports drink, but is instead some sort of kryptonite concoction that instantly transforms you into but a mere slave for the affections of your significant other. For Danny, it means that not only is he going to ignore the guys on Saturday night, but he is going to blow off football practice entirely, just so he can go shopping with Mandy. Jason, who the producers would like to have us believe is only an assistant coach yet remains the only coach we ever see, tells Danny he can't leave practice or he won't play the game that week. Danny is obviously too horny to heed his words, so Clark becomes the quarterback.