August 8, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Finale Part 2: So They Think They Can Still Dance!

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Ladies and Gentlemen - we've made it! Tonight we find out who America's Favorite Dancer is - Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance - because tonight they'll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get it?)

Cat's wearing a lovely outfit from the line of "Greek Goddess meets Hula Girl on Dashboard meets White Trash":

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August 7, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Finale! Clash of the Titans...and Patterns

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Ladies and Gentlemen it's time... we are at the FINALE. We've come a long way. Many have fallen - but four have risen. Who will shine tonight?! Who will make that final stretch to become... AMERICA'S FAVORITE DANCER?!? Hold on to your britches, start chugging the Red Bull (I am) - because there's four hours of quality entertainment to enjoy/suffer through to get down to one. It's... So You Think You Can Dance!!!

Holy crap! Cat went GOLD! Her dress looks like a bunch of gold rings piled on top of each other. Maybe it's in honor of the Olympics? She introduces the final four - Courtney, Joshua, Katee and Twitch! And we're off!

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August 3, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: You Won't Feel A Thing

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We are down to the final six - shocking?!!? No. To me, I was much more shocked that the episode is only an hour long!!! AN HOUR!!! Holy shit. I bet the exec's at FOX were fuming that Nigel wouldn't pistol-whip the kids into another 12 group dances to fill 2 hours. Although I'm sure the kids were expecting it - I mean come on - this isn't cable - it's So You Think You Can Dance!

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July 28, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: When Basil Goes Plastic

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Eight dancers left and only 2 weeks to go until we have another "America's Favorite Dancer" that can fade into obscurity and possibly become a choreographer on the very show that "made" them. Ladies and Gents - it's... So You Think You Can Dance!

During the dance intro's I noticed something interesting...

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July 16, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Double the Dancing! Double the Standards! (AKA Mia is Evil!)

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We're down to the final six couples! Wow - it seems (and feels) like it's been forever. And since they crammed way too much into last week - the kids are starting to feel like those guests you love but just stay a liiiittle too long in your house. And these kids didn't bring a host gift - cause they're on So You Think You Can Dance!

Usually I breeze through the intro's but tonight I noticed a couple of things. First, it seems like the better dancers do a crappy "3 second solo" and the "ok" dancers do a better one. Will and Chelsie's were totally "blah". However the best was Courtney because...

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July 8, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: I Solemnly Swear To Piss off the Studio Audience!


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We're back for another exciting week of So You Think You Can Dance! Only 14 dancers - 7 couples - remain! It's gonna be a quick show - OH BUT WAIT! Everyone's dancing TWICE. Imagine my excitement. JUST when I though it'd get easier. I'm surprised Fox hasn't turned it into a four hour show and have everyone dance 6 times and/or until they puke blood.

And what do we have here - it's our favorite little penguin...

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June 30, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Stupid Banoodles!

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It's elimination time once again on America's "number once dance show" (according to Nigel - "suck it ABDC!")... it's So You Think You Can Dance!

The opening number is to "The Dance" by Charlotte Martin. It definitely looks a little freaky... like I wouldn't want to meet these people on the street - it looks like...

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June 27, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Pick A Winner Already!

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We're down to the sweet 16 - who will shine - who will fall - who will ride the Hot Tamale Train to obscurity?! It's... So You Think You Can Dance!

Our lovely host Cat comes prancing out and -- WTF is she wearing?! It looks like she took her mother's wedding gown and sluttified it...

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June 26, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: My Name is Tino Munez...You Killed My Chances...

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Prepare to Die! Hollah dance fans - it's elimination night and time to crush some dreams and make some memories! It's... So You Think You Can Dance! I know this is late - but didn't want you to miss out on it - you'll have this Wednesday's soon! :)

The night starts off with a KICK ASS hip hop routine by the whole cast. It's like a present-day MJ "Criminal" video. I love when Twitch comes out - he's all cool and Godfather-like and he has the other dancers take his coat. Yup - he's all but guaranteed a spot in the finals.

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June 25, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance: Smile Like You Mean It

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Welcome to week two of the competition! Many of you felt no remorse for the axing of Jaime and Rayven last time - this show is cut-throat - it's wicked...it's passionate...it's... So You Think You Can Dance!

Our lovely Cat comes out and runs the onstage gauntlet that is our top 18. She then introduces our (MAKES THE AUDIENCE SAY IT AGAIN!)...Judges! You know what's funny? The only thing I couldn't stand about Cat last year was when she said "JIDGES" - now she refuses - and I desperately want to hear her say it! Oh Cat - you are a tricky minx!!

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August 8, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Finale Part 2: So They Think They Can Still Dance!
August 7, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Finale! Clash of the Titans...and Patterns
August 3, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: You Won't Feel A Thing
July 28, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: When Basil Goes Plastic
July 16, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Double the Dancing! Double the Standards! (AKA Mia is Evil!)
July 8, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: I Solemnly Swear To Piss off the Studio Audience!
June 30, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Stupid Banoodles!
June 27, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Pick A Winner Already!
June 26, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: My Name is Tino Munez...You Killed My Chances...
June 25, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Smile Like You Mean It
June 18, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Bondage and Poppin' and Pussycats... Oh My!
June 17, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Fruit Sensations Gum Tastes like Dirty Money
June 11, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: What Happens in Vegas... Is Broadcasted on National TV!
June 2, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: The Stars At Night Are Big But Not Bright
May 30, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Clothing and Talent Optional
August 21, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Finale or Clip Show? You Decide!
August 20, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: It Was a Fine Affair, But Now It's Over
August 15, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Results Show
August 14, 2007:Talkgasm: So You Think You Can Dance: The Hot Tamale Train Comes to the End of its Journey
August 11, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Practice at Home
August 6, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: The Return of the Man-Skirt
August 2, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Push It Real Good
August 1, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Kameron Just Got Served
July 31, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Peace, guys!
July 25, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Mr. Bojangles is Really a Girl!
July 24, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Jazz Hands!
July 17, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: Cedric the Entertainer
July 16, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: The Power of Synergy
July 5, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: Boo-yah, Baby!
July 2, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Not for the Faint at Heart
June 26, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: So Close, and Yet, So Far
June 24, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: All About Song Choice
June 19, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: J'accuse!!
June 17, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Getting to Know All About You
June 12, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Nepo-tastic!
June 9, 2007:Recap: Um... Who Are You?
June 4, 2007:Recap: The South Really Is Like Its Own Country
May 31, 2007:Recap: Patronize THIS
May 29, 2007:Recap: Swing!
August 17, 2006:It's The End Of The Road
August 11, 2006:Hot Nerd Love
August 6, 2006:Opa, and Au Revoir
August 4, 2006:Really, Really Not Like A Virgin
July 30, 2006:Hot Girl-On-Girl Action!
July 29, 2006:Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
July 20, 2006:Smirnoff Iced
:So You Think You Can Mime
July 13, 2006:Where The Streets Have No Game
:Gold Medalist in the Jackass Olympics
July 10, 2006:Single White Idiot
July 8, 2006:The Vietnamese Waltz
July 7, 2006:Coming Soon ... I Hope
June 30, 2006:Hero to Zero
June 29, 2006:Someone's Been Naughty
June 23, 2006:Behold the Awesome Power of the Man-Dress
:Take That, FCC!
September 1, 2005:Lauren's Married and Two More Go Home
August 28, 2005:Let the Countdown Begin (Again)
August 21, 2005:Interview With the Vampire
August 14, 2005:Sweet Sixteen
August 6, 2005:Five for Fighting
July 30, 2005:Even More Reality Contestants Make it to Hollywood
July 21, 2005:Dancing With the People Who Want to Be Stars