July 4, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Conspiracy Theory

This week the concept of random picks from a hat gets put to the test. And by put to the test I mean completely thrown out the window. Along with two of the dancers. But more of that later! THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.......dance)!

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Pretty in Pink 

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June 29, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Cuttin' Time

Cat's happy that we're getting closer and closer to the top ten for this season, but sad because we have to lose one more guy and one more girl. Poor Cat. These Thursdays really take their toll on her. I guess that explains her decision to fashion a pantsuit out of an old art deco couch. THIS Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.....dance)!

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The anemone print used to be very popular for couches and seat cushions 

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June 28, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Doin' The Butt

Holla Gasmi! We all know the rocky road Cat has traveled with the costume department on this show, so imagine my surprise when I found out (shout out to qupert) that she has been dressing herself this season.  Normally I'd think that was a step in the right direction, but after last week's red abomination, I'm a little frightened. This week Cat's decided to pay homage to Clash of the Titans.....

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More lovely than Aphrodite herself 

THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance........dance)!

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June 22, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Another Two Bite The Dust

Poor Cat, she hates Thursdays so much; she has to say good-bye to another two of her "babies". The wardrobe people must feel sorry for her because her outfit on Thursday is always much MUCH better than the Wednesday ones. Tonight she's rocking the Tony Manero look. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.....dance)!

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A VAST improvement over the blood clot she was sporting last night. 

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June 21, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Tough Tango

Welcome to week two of the competition. What will tonight bring? The stakes are high and so are the costume designers. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance......dance)!

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When does a ruffled maxi-pad dress EVER sound like a good idea? 

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June 15, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: You ARE the Weakest Link. Good-Bye!

Tonight's the first of many sad sad nights. Or angry nights. Maybe happy nights. It all depends on which dancers go home, who you're voting for, and what atrocity Cat is wearing. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.....dance)!

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This dress wouldn't be bad if it wasn't the color of POOP. 

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June 13, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: A Very Good Place To Start

♫♪ Tonight's the night we'll make hiiiiistoooorrrrryyy, Gasmi, you and I. And we'll watch every dance, and listen to Adam taaaalk. We'll sway and we'll swoon and gawk.   

I'm so excited for the first performance show of the season! Let's see what these dancers have got. THIS.   Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.......dance)!

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I see the wardrobe people still hate Cat. 

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June 8, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: These Are Your Girls........And These Are Your Guys

Tonight we find out who will be the top twenty for this season of So You Think You Can Dance (dance........dance). This is always the episode of the season that's sort of a snooze for me. I mean, there's only so many ways you can tell someone they're in or out. On a separate note, Mia is still a bitch.

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You heard me. 

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June 7, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: All Pissed Off and No One To Punch

I gotta tell you Gasmi, I am not a violent person by nature. But right now? My palms are itching to slap Mia across her bitch ass face. I'll save the rest of what I have to say about her for later. But hot diggity dog I am P-I-S-S-E-D. And the rest of the judges seem to have caught her nasty bitch disease because there's a whole lot of jackassery going on tonight. Just thought I'd warn you.

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I hate you and your ASS FACE.  

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June 1, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Adam's Awesome and Mia Cut Her Hair With a Lawnmower

Holla Gasmi! Wow, it's been a while, huh? I've missed you. So! Tonight is the last round of auditions for this season of So You Think You Can Dance (dance......dance)! I'm going to be honest here, I am fucking tired y'all. This evening we're going to have some phenomenal moments, Adam being cute as a button, a bunch of nutters, and this:

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It's so nice to see her supporting blind hairdressers 

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July 4, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Conspiracy Theory
June 29, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Cuttin' Time
June 28, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Doin' The Butt
June 22, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Another Two Bite The Dust
June 21, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Tough Tango
June 15, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: You ARE the Weakest Link. Good-Bye!
June 13, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: A Very Good Place To Start
June 8, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: These Are Your Girls........And These Are Your Guys
June 7, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: All Pissed Off and No One To Punch
June 1, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Adam's Awesome and Mia Cut Her Hair With a Lawnmower
May 31, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: Tappin', Jukin' and a Just a Little Pukin'
May 24, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: The Good, The Bad and the Crazy
August 8, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Finale Part 2: So They Think They Can Still Dance!
August 7, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Finale! Clash of the Titans...and Patterns
August 3, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: You Won't Feel A Thing
July 28, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: When Basil Goes Plastic
July 16, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Double the Dancing! Double the Standards! (AKA Mia is Evil!)
July 8, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: I Solemnly Swear To Piss off the Studio Audience!
June 30, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Stupid Banoodles!
June 27, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Pick A Winner Already!
June 26, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: My Name is Tino Munez...You Killed My Chances...
June 25, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Smile Like You Mean It
June 18, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Bondage and Poppin' and Pussycats... Oh My!
June 17, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Fruit Sensations Gum Tastes like Dirty Money
June 11, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: What Happens in Vegas... Is Broadcasted on National TV!
June 2, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: The Stars At Night Are Big But Not Bright
May 30, 2008:So You Think You Can Dance: Clothing and Talent Optional
August 21, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Finale or Clip Show? You Decide!
August 20, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: It Was a Fine Affair, But Now It's Over
August 15, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Results Show
August 14, 2007:Talkgasm: So You Think You Can Dance: The Hot Tamale Train Comes to the End of its Journey
August 11, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Practice at Home
August 6, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: The Return of the Man-Skirt
August 2, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Push It Real Good
August 1, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Kameron Just Got Served
July 31, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Peace, guys!
July 25, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results Show: Mr. Bojangles is Really a Girl!
July 24, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: Jazz Hands!
July 17, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: Cedric the Entertainer
July 16, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: The Power of Synergy
July 5, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: Boo-yah, Baby!
July 2, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Not for the Faint at Heart
June 26, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: So Close, and Yet, So Far
June 24, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Performance Show: All About Song Choice
June 19, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance Results: J'accuse!!
June 17, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Getting to Know All About You
June 12, 2007:Recap: So You Think You Can Dance: Nepo-tastic!
June 9, 2007:Recap: Um... Who Are You?
June 4, 2007:Recap: The South Really Is Like Its Own Country
May 31, 2007:Recap: Patronize THIS
May 29, 2007:Recap: Swing!
August 17, 2006:It's The End Of The Road
August 11, 2006:Hot Nerd Love
August 6, 2006:Opa, and Au Revoir
August 4, 2006:Really, Really Not Like A Virgin
July 30, 2006:Hot Girl-On-Girl Action!
July 29, 2006:Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
July 20, 2006:Smirnoff Iced
:So You Think You Can Mime
July 13, 2006:Where The Streets Have No Game
:Gold Medalist in the Jackass Olympics
July 10, 2006:Single White Idiot
July 8, 2006:The Vietnamese Waltz
July 7, 2006:Coming Soon ... I Hope
June 30, 2006:Hero to Zero
June 29, 2006:Someone's Been Naughty
June 23, 2006:Behold the Awesome Power of the Man-Dress
:Take That, FCC!
September 1, 2005:Lauren's Married and Two More Go Home
August 28, 2005:Let the Countdown Begin (Again)
August 21, 2005:Interview With the Vampire
August 14, 2005:Sweet Sixteen
August 6, 2005:Five for Fighting
July 30, 2005:Even More Reality Contestants Make it to Hollywood
July 21, 2005:Dancing With the People Who Want to Be Stars