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By the end of tonight's show we will know who the six finalists for this season are. Will we be happy? Sad? Elated? Pushed into a homicidal rage?
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip
Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance.........dance)!
Cat (in voiceover) tells us that eight dancers have trained their entire lives (just not these eight), leading them to this moment......
The moment when Cat finally gets to show them her Solid Gold dancer outfit
Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance..........dance)!
Continue reading "So You Think You Can Dance: So You Think You Can Dance: Eight-ish" »
What the hell is going on with Cat tonight? Not only does she look like she's wearing her underwear, but her hair's a mess and her makeup's not looking much better. Was she screwing someone in her dressing room again?
Please get laid on your own time.
Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance............dance)!
Oh Gasmi! I feel like we haven't spoken in ages! So before we get to the top ten show, I wanted to explain what happened last weekend and why you haven't yet seen the top twelve recaps.
As I sat down last week to write my recaps (at 11AM), I got a notification from Norton that a virus had been detected on my PC. Okay, I thought, no biggie, that's why you have anti-virus software, right? I hit the "fix now" button. Then I got a notification saying that the software could not remove the file; it needed to be done manually.
Alright. I call Norton. And thus began a thirteen hour journey into madness. I spent the entire day on the phone with them (not for free either) and at 9pm it still wasn't fixed. Apparently it was a particularly strong virus.
I blame Ryan's button-less shirts and sagging boobs.
Imagine my disgust when the Norton tech I was talking to at that point (3rd person of the day, BTW) told me that since she was unable to remote into my computer, she couldn't help me and that I needed to call the manufacturer of the PC (HP). ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?
Tonight two more dancers are cut from the competition, Nigel decides to lecture US on the definition of America's Favorite Dancer, and we visit the best museum ever!
Doncha just love culture?
This! Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance........dance)!
Continue reading "So You Think You Can Dance: So You Think You Can Dance: A Night At The Museum" »
In a dramatic voiceover Cat tells us that thousands auditioned, hundreds (or one hundred and fifty two) moved on to Vegas, but only twenty got to appear on the crappy new stage (twenty one if you count Brandon Dumlao, which I guess they're not doing).
We are down to fourteen, and tonight they will battle it out for your votes. In the end, there can be only one.
Lythgoe was an effete snob! He died on his knees! I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold... hahahaha!
Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance.............dance)!
Tonight America finally gets a vote, Nigel is PISSED and re-writing history yet again, and Cat has commissioned yet another dress made out of gift wrap. THIS is So You Think You Can Dance (dance........dance)!
Tune in next week when she wears a dress made of old potholders
Continue reading "So You Think You Can Dance: So You Think You Can Dance: Tapped Out" »
I've been feeling a bit bah-humbuggy lately, Gasmi, and I'd almost stopped believing in Santa, and then......it happened! I got an early Christmas wish come true! A Broadway number with no Sir BitchyPants in sight! And not only that! No Joey Dowling either!!! It's an early Christmas miracle!
I wish I could say I missed you, but I didn't, so I won't.
Of course, if I had realized that I was going to be granted a pre-Christmas wish, I would have wished for something more practical like winning the lottery, or a spinning wheel that can spin straw into gold. Damn! I wonder if he'll grant me TWO wishes.
Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance..........dance)!
Tonight we learn the fate of two more dancers, see if Paula's gotten drunk enough to show up yet, and receive confirmation YET AGAIN that Nigel is an arrogant, pompous prick. Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance..........dance)!
Have I told you lately, you're a jackass? You Are.
Tonight Nigel proves yet again that he is a colossal prick. Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance...........dance)!!
You should be hanging your head in shame!