So You Think You Can Dance: Nigel Giveth And Nigel Taketh Away
Tonight Nigel proves yet again that he is a colossal prick. Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance...........dance)!!
You should be hanging you're head in shame!
October 31, 2009
October 30, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Meet The Top Twenty And Then Say Good-Bye To One Of Them.
This is it, Gasmi. We've made it through all the audition episodes, through the grueling Vegas week, through the filler filled selection episode, and now we are to be rewarded. Tonight we get to see each of the top twenty dancers perform a routine in their own genre. It will be the first time we see more than a snippet of some of them, and for others we will get to see them perform again. And for one performer, it will be the last time we see him this season.
THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance........dance)!
Bye Bye Billy, we hardly knew ye.
October 25, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: I'm So Sorry To Tell You That I Am Completely Inept At Fakeouts And Must Regret To Tell You......You're In Our Top Twenty!!
This week we finally find out the top twenty for this season. Dancers will leap for joy! Hearts will be broken! Fakeouts will be lame! Mollee will still be annoying!! I just hope my best friend that I just met on TV last month doesn't get cut. I would be devastated!! THIS! Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance.......dance)!!
My BFF Russell. What!?!? He's like totally my best friend. Doesn't matter that we haven't met.
You don't need to actually meet someone to be their friend.
October 17, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Vegas, (Cry) Baby
This week on So You Think You Can Dance (dance.........dance) everyone seems to be PMSing or something. Seriously, the estrogen levels must be off the charts because every other person is FUCKING CRYING!!!!!!!!! So get your hankies and your life vests ready and let's see if we can swim on over to the other side of this episode.
Too bad he didn't fucking drown himself
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October 11, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Destination Vegas
Well, it's finally arrived. Welcome to So You Think You Can Dance (dance..................dance) Vegas week! After seemingly endless weeks of auditions we're down to one hundred and fifty two hopefuls.
And At Least One Idiot
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October 10, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: SLC Spunk
This week on So You Think You Can Dance (dance.................dance) we FINALLY get to Vegas. But first! One more stop on the audition tour: Salt Lake City. Cat tells us that the talent so far has been bigger and better than ever before. As we are told every single season. Except for season one. Obviously.
In other news, Nigel is back and you'll be happy to know he is still a disgusting perv.
Want Some Candy, Little Girl?
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October 7, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: While Nigel's Away The Judges Will Play
On this episode of So You Think You Can Dance (dance.........dance), Nigel is away getting some honorary degree.
At the Pied Piper's School of Music
Oh no! How will they know who to put through to Vegas, or choreography without Nigel guiding them along?
October 5, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Hoo-Ha Hoopla
Welcome to the fourth hour of auditions for So You Think You Can Dance (dance.........dance)! I don't know about you, but right now I'm missing the two hour audition episodes. Hell! We'd be ready to announce the top twenty by now!
Hint: She won't be in it
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September 27, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Whimsical Is Just Another Word For Annoying Idiot I Want To Punch In The Face
This week So You Think You Can Dance (dance..........dance) takes us to the city of Boston for the third round of auditions. Of course, this leads to a clip of a bunch of people saying pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd. Because that's just what you do when you're in Boston. Wicked.
We also get to revisit one of the annoying auditions that they showed us during season five. This one is the guy that tells us his personality is whimsical and doncha know, he's got the bowtie and golf pants to prove it!
Voted Most Likely to Irritate
September 20, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance: Screaming For Attention
Time for the second hour of auditions on So You Think You Can Dance (dance.......dance)! Cat tells us that this is shaping up to be the best season ever. Of course it is. Don't you know that every season of this show is the Best Season Ever? It's as if Ming the Merciless has emptied their memories after each season so that they have no recollection of anything good that's gone before.
Those pitiful humans will never remember Danny or Travis or Blake! Mwahahahahaha!
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August 10, 2009:So You Think You Can Dance: America's Favorite Dancer! (For The Next Month At Least)