It's Vegas, part 2. Previously, the dancers cried. Tonight they will cry some more as we go from a pool of fifty dancers to our Top 20. Some people we know go through, but most of our Top 20 are strangers to the TV viewing audience. But the show really begins next week, so I don't mind too much. It's not the most thrilling episode of SYTYCD (there's barely any dancing), but there's still plenty of fodder ripe for mocking. This is SoYouThinkYouCanDance!
I can't figure out what instrument plays at the beginning of SYTYCD's theme song. Are they horns making that sound? Is that a viola? I don't know.
7pm at the MANDALAY BAY. Before the judges make their final decisions, each dancer will perform a solo. Dance for their lives, if you will. We get some clips, and they're all pretty awesome, as they should be when we're this close to the Top 20. Hey, I even recognize a few of these dancers!
I've got to be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Faina. I mean, she's no Heidi. And then she brings the DRA-ma! After Faina walks off the stage, she apparently collapsed. It looks kind of serious for a moment, but turns out she's just dehydrated. Unsurprising! Freaking dancers. Also she's probably starving. Homegirl could use a sandwich and a cookie.
Is it just me, or is this fainting spell extremely well-produced?
After everyone finishes, Nigel asks to see a slew of them onstage right away. Among the names called is Olivia - the whiney crybaby whose mother may-or-may-not have cancer. Once they're all lined up, Nigel delivers the bad news: they weren't even good enough to be in discussion. They're going home.
Some people take it pretty well. They're upset, blah, blah, but thankful to have made it this far. Olivia, on the other hand is pissed that they've wasted her time. Because she's worthless. She would rather have gone home in the beginning than to stay there and, ugh, work, God forbid, with all these people she didn't like. Glad to know you cherished this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Apparently 16 people got cut, because Cat explains that the remaining 34 dancers will have to wait backstage on shitty little folding chairs until the judges have made their decision. Lol, cheap, FOX.
You know it smells like feet in that room.
Up first is Kevin Hunt. No, we've never seen this guy before. And we won't see him again, he's not moving on. A few other nameless contestants are also rejected. Cat says that seeing other dancers go home builds tension in the holding room, but I would think it would make them happier since their odds just went up!
The next person the show has decided to spotlight is Danny Tidwell, the adopted brother of last year's runner-up, Travis Wall. I would say something about spinning in the genes, but he's adopted, so I guess it was all in his environment. Danny's time in Vegas as not been that smooth, as Mia thought he wasn't living up to his "brilliant reputation" and Shane thought he gave a "whack" attitude in his small group number. I don't see what Shane was talking about at all there, but Shane really wanted to send him home.
Danny likens dance to therapy as he steps out onto the stage. Nigel begins by telling him to check his ego. I bet this would make a lot more sense if we'd EVER SEEN HIM BEFORE, but alas, we're just going to have to go on Nigel's word that Danny has an ego. Nigel makes him beg for it and then tells him they've decided to keep him.
When the judges are alone again Shane thinks they're all going to regret putting him through in a couple of weeks. Way to voice your concern now. Mia worries that he has nothing inside. Ouch, and again, way to speak up before. Nigel, however, thinks the show is a "journey" and hopefully he'll grow.
Ashley is now making her way to the stage. Since we've never seen her before either, Cat explains that the judges have loved her look and personality all through Vegas. But what about her dancing?? I guess we'll get to find out in the coming weeks because Ashley is in our Top 20!
Continuing the love train, Dominic "D-Trix" is also in the Top 20. And after seeing two other people get through and jump for joy, Danny's reaction does seem a little cold and soul-less. P.S. WTF is Lacey Schwimmer wearing?
Nepotistic fug.
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Comments (15)
Love the recap! Can't wait for the dancing to start.
I hope Jessi chokes first. I couldn't stand her to begin with, but 2 things made me hate her even more besides the fact that she thinks waving her arms and rubbing oil on herself is dancing.
1. She said she would quit dancing if she didn't make it which to me doesn't show passion. One should continue dancing whether they make it or not, others didn't quit dancing when they didn't make it.
2. She beat Caitlin out, who I was positive would make it through. I hope she comes back next year though.
I'm glad Olivia is gone though. I also agree Lacey got through because of her brother and I just had to laugh at that hideous costume she was wearing.
Has anyone else noticed how many people they mentioned had some relation to someone who has previously been on the show?
1 of 15 | Posted by trin
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Posted on June 12, 2007 3:44 PM
I don't know of another reality show where so many contestants on one year are related/connected/know people from past seasons. Does anyone?
An adopted brother of Travis
Benji's sister
The Russian guy's sister
and a helper from last season!
It's amazing!
2 of 15 | Posted by augustburns2
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Posted on June 12, 2007 6:04 PM
I, too, hate Faina and Jessi (baby oil girl). Especially the latter. She really irritates me.
I'm just glad Olivia got cut. I really could not stand her at all.
3 of 15 | Posted by keenai
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Posted on June 12, 2007 7:53 PM
Lacey reminds me of Ashley Simpson. She exhibits that same poser, little girl playing dressup, too cutesy characteristic that makes me want to totally punch her. Actually I think the BEST result would be for her to go home week 1. Please??? Can I setup speed dials for the other 9 couples right now??
There were TOO Many contestants that we don't know who made it through. That irritates me. Why did i have to waste my time hating Olivia? I could have spent that energy hating someone who I can continue to HATE in the top 20. Booo...Now i have to arbitrarily pick people to hate and love like Krank did. I'm on the hating Travis's Bro bandwagon. Bc Shane sparks is a cutie so I'll hate whomever he does. And I like the weird child molestor. (wow did i just write that??) Yah know i mean the 'bad strange' guy whos Mia's fave.
Can't WAIT for the 2 hr show tonight !!!!
4 of 15 | Posted by Devoted Satellite
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Posted on June 13, 2007 6:33 AM
Another great recap!
A couple thoughts:
I was a little bummed that Janet didn't make the show. I think FOX made too big a deal over her only having one arm. But I have to give her some pretty mad props - not only was she a really, really likeable girl, she handled her rejection with class seldom seen on reality TV. Go Janet!
On Lacey: Does anyone remember last season? Benji was picked DEAD LAST, and they "jidges" had some real doubts about him, too - and he ended up winning the whole damn thing! And her outfit? Fiesta Del Failure.
On Baby Oil Jessie: I want her to be the first one voted off, which probably means that they'll partner her with one of the guys that are awesome so rooting for her demise will mean I have to root for Hok going home. And that'd be a cryin' shame.
I can't WAIT for tonight!!!
5 of 15 | Posted by jennm926
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Posted on June 13, 2007 6:36 AM
Keenai...
Thanks for reminding me to hate Jessie / babyoil girl. I agree she is mediocre.
YEAH!!!!!!! Now i've got a full roster of people to hate tonight.
6 of 15 | Posted by Devoted Satellite
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Posted on June 13, 2007 6:36 AM
great recap!! i couldn't believe that jessie made it-i couldn't decide if i was mad, or totally excited because now we can all hate on her. but i would have really liked to see janet, or even that blonde girl in the bikini (which...WHY a bikini??) go through-i thought they were much much better.
i was so sad about the twitch/hok elimination. i was really hoping they were going to surprise everyone and keep them both.
p.s. can anyone tell me who that girl was that was last with lacey? where did she come from?!
7 of 15 | Posted by tulip618
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Posted on June 13, 2007 6:53 AM
When stupid Lacey said "Shut the Front Door" trying to act all cute and funny, I wanted to reach through my TV screen and punch her. I also hated her "I'm so original" outfit. I know dancers are creatvie and all, but they don't need to dress like morons.
8 of 15 | Posted by LeslieAnne25
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Posted on June 13, 2007 7:29 AM
To add to augustburns2's list of people who are related/connected/know people from past seasons, Jamie dances with Travis and Allison from last season.
9 of 15 | Posted by addicted076
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Posted on June 13, 2007 4:33 PM
I am so excited for this new season! These dancers are kickin butt. I would like to say that Cat Deeley is such a refreshing T.V. personality. She does not get the praise and props she deserves. She has a wonderful manner with the contestants and the judges and always seems to know what to say to diffuse tension and at the same time keeping things positive. Everything Ryan Seacrest has should be hers, he is a blunt, crude tool next to her professionalism. Go CAT!
10 of 15 | Posted by kman
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Posted on June 13, 2007 7:28 PM
My husband and I were talking about the whole nepotism thing last night. It kind of makes sense when you think that many times when you have one good dancer in the family you have another. (same goes with football apparently).
Plus, while it may not have happened on AI, it totally could if the person had a decent voice.
11 of 15 | Posted by Laurie
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Posted on June 14, 2007 7:46 AM
Also, I'm pretty sure Lacey said 'shut the front door' because she's mormon and that's their replacement for shut the F* up. Was still annoying though
12 of 15 | Posted by Laurie
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Posted on June 14, 2007 7:52 AM
I actually am quite fond of Jessi. Her make very brave choices with her dancing. The girl can do the athletic stuff but she chooses to pull things back and tell a story. To express large intentions with small movements.
She also brings a mature energy to the show that is quite refreshing. I mean how many bubbly 18 year olds can you stand? Also I think lots of people can relate to her story of struggling to follow your passion.
Well I think she will be in the top 10, so you guys should have your target around for quite a while.
13 of 15 | Posted by evanluck
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Posted on June 14, 2007 2:05 PM
Don't forget that Nick and Melinda from the first year were "friends" and worked for the same dance company AND Travis trained with Nick when they were younger. The reality is that the Dance community is very small so the pool of talent is also quite related.
As far as the top 20, agreed who the heck are these kids. And stop bagging on Faina, she's hot and Shawn said they're looking for good looking dancers. I think that this year, the dancing is going to be off the hook.
BTW, great recap.
14 of 15 | Posted by DeepPurple23
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Posted on June 15, 2007 6:20 AM
RE kman: What???? Cat Deeley is sooooooooo fucking annoying. Seriously, all last season...or at least, the part when i started watching I wanted to scream at the TV "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seriously, from one damn annoying Fox host to the next...
15 of 15 | Posted by Rock Star
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Posted on June 15, 2007 8:47 PM