Nigel couldn't find any negatives and Adam loved it too. Did America?
I love how Cat says it like it's all of America - like every single American got together last night and was like "Alright people - we have a lot to discuss - war, gas prices, education, childhood obesity - but MOST importantly - how does everyone feel about "Twitchington"?
Twitch and Kton are safe - and Kton is all smiles. Shocker right?!
Up next - Gev and Courtney. I love how they play the clip of Courtney mind-fucking Gev:
"Whatchu gonna do with all the junk - all that junk inside that trunk?"I'm guessing he plans on packing his suitcase inside that trunk - most likely when she's drunk - when's she drunk on roofie junk.
The judges loved their dance as much as Gev loved performing it. And Cat reveals they are SAFE for another week of you-know-what teasing for Gev.
Up next (and it's not looking good) are Comfort and Chris - who did not have a good showing. They had a seething Marilyn Manson number and it just wasn't "animalistic" enough according to all the judges. Not even a scream from Mary. Which is bad since she's been reduced to screaming and clapping when they refill her water at the judges table.
I love the clip they play of Comfort yelling "It's Ok - it ain't nothing!" as she exits through the crowd...
In a perfect world she would've punched one of those blonde girls in the back of the head and Chris would've had to pull her off while screaming "Watch my face! Don't scratch my pretty little face!"
Cat reveals that Chris and Comfort are in the bottom three - again. Uh ohhhh. Adam's not surprised and calls this "the nature of the beast" and tells them they have to invest more than technique. I know he wanted to add "And Comfort - Vanilla's draggin' you down - start slapping him around."
We're now at the final 2 couples - Kourtni & Matt and Jessica & Will. Up first - the comic-book duo, Kourtni and Matt. They did the unconventional contemporary dance to new girl Sonya's choreography. Mary loved it and Adam said they were truly dancers - wow - deep stuff. I thought it lacked something. Like meaning or something. Maybe salt. It just didn't "move" me.
Next up - Will and Jessica. One of you Gasmii left a comment that you think Will coddles Jessica in the hopes that she won't flip out and take him down with her. I TOTALLY AGREE. It feels like he's like "Come on girl - hang in there - just get me to the top 3 and then you can stop taking the pills Debbie Allen gave you."
Mary, of course, did a shit-ton of screaming:
My hope is that by posting these photos Mary will see what she looks like while screaming and possibly change her ways. It's my effort to making the world a better place, people. If this fails we have to figure out a way to give her lockjaw.
Cat reveals that of these two - the final couple in the bottom three is... Kourtni and Matt - AGAIN! Uh Oh - methinks some of these repeaters are in hot shit.
Nigel gives Kourtni a "come-to-Jesus" talking-to and tells her she needs to step up her game. And he tells Matt he needs to immerse himself in the part he plays - good advice - and then. Nigel goes on to insult the...
The Germans... The French...
...and Michael Caine.
Apparently Nigel felt like he was making too many friends and needed to rectify that problem immediately. Good luck on your next Euro trip. I suggest you wear a helmet.
While the dancers warm up to dance for their lives - we're treated to "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" - starring Hok, Ryan and Dominic (old "SYTYCD"ers) - it's Quest! They do a whole "Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde Laboratory" story and it's great - of course. Only it makes me sad for the "Dance" days gone by - I miss Hok and friends. Those were the days of talent, personality AND uniqueness!
Some exciting developments in Quest (that are new to me anyways) is that they have a girl now - and a white dude! Times they are a changin'.
My fav move is this one:
Now you may look at this and think "What's the big deal, bBitz?!" I'll tell you - they are not falling to the ground here - they are throwing themselves from the ground. They defy gravity and are, in Mia's words: Stupid Banoodles.
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Comments (16)
first of all i have to say i have been with this sight for over 2 years and i have never laughed so hard at a recap-i swear-i look forward to your recaps then the show itself-my husband keeps asking why i laugh so hard-what can i say??-THANK YOU Bbitz!! and now for the show...I am so glad Vanilla went home he was just sooooooo boring-and though i liked Chelsea i liked Comfort more.
LOL on Mary-i really hope she does read your recaps...My favs for now are Joshua and Katee--- Mark and Chelsi---
And i can't tell you how i cringed while waving my fist at the screen everytime i saw Kat's dress-UGH!!!!!
1 of 16 | Posted by yuds101 | Posted on June 30, 2008 3:55 PM
Wow! Thanks "yuds"! Much appreciated! Keep reading and pass it on to friends! You made my day. I plan on printing your comment out and putting it on my mother's fridge. That'll show her. And she thinks I'm wasting my college education. HA HA!
2 of 16 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on June 30, 2008 5:30 PM
Yes. Another FINE recap; and a testament to our Amercian education system.
I was okay with Chris leaving. I really liked Chelsea, but all three of the women were great, so it was a toss-up. I felt Chelsea didn't show her best the last two weeks (partly due to bad wardrobe and unlucky dance picks, though).
I still wish they'd let them all stay longer before we had to eliminate them.
Twitch and Joshua deliver every week, and remain my picks to make the finals.
And... just show your mom that fat TVgasm paycheck; THEN see who is nagging you and climbing into her oven...
3 of 16 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 30, 2008 7:12 PM
LOL! You crack me up fire@will! If only!
4 of 16 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on June 30, 2008 8:10 PM
Poor Comfort, first she had gay now she has gayer. Maybe she'll Matt as her partner eventually and have gayest.
5 of 16 | Posted by Bloodbath | Posted on June 30, 2008 8:26 PM
Another great recap, Bbitz!
I was not sad about Vanilla going home, the dude had zero personality...
umm... I'm on the fence about Chelsea. I think she's a better all around dancer than Comfort, I just think she was very unlucky with the dances they picked... I think, in this case, personality won over technicality again...
Mark and Chelsea H. are still my faves, I hope Jess gets booted next, she just annoys the sh*t out of me :)
LOL at the audience on the line screen shot! nice one :D
Looking forward to your next recap!
6 of 16 | Posted by KrispyDixie | Posted on July 1, 2008 12:33 AM
Bloodbath
What? You think Matt is the most flamboyant of those 3? I'd say Chris for sure...
Also, I'm kinda ready for Gev and Courtney to leave. I don't like either one of them. Chelsie leaving was pretty sad, I really like her, but at this point since they've gotten rid of Susie, I like everyone left (besides Courtney and Gev, of course) so the rest of the season is going to be so sad! At least, as sad as I can get about a dancers on a show in a country I don't live in...
Oh, I also wouldn't be particularly broken up if Kourtni or Matt left, although I guess they both seem nice...
7 of 16 | Posted by Rock Star | Posted on July 1, 2008 5:23 AM
Oh, and as nice as it was to see Dominic and Hok and...someone I don't know back on the stage, I was really waiting for the dancing to start at any point during that performance...
8 of 16 | Posted by Rock Star | Posted on July 1, 2008 5:28 AM
Great recap bBitz!! I had no probs with Vanilla hitting the road but I did like Chelsea and maybe I just liked her hair the most (she has the cutest bangs!).
And I really like Kourtni despite the ridonkulous spelling and I like her even more for dancing to Ani DiFranco (LOVE her and it took me back to my college days)...but for some reason the collective America does not like her...come on girl!
Twitchington are still my favorite but I like pretty much everybody except "The Little Mermaid" girl but I can't figure out why...hmmm.
Oh, and Cat's dress was HORRIBLE...it looked like someone glued an orgami'd napkin to the top of her dress...FUGALICIOUS!
9 of 16 | Posted by smolls | Posted on July 1, 2008 10:45 AM
Love your recaps, especially the caption comments! Oh, when we all saw Cat come out in that outfit, we thought, did she put that dress on upside down?? And then the kids all yelled, "Turn your dress over" every time they saw her!
Cat really enjoyed standing next to Jordan, for once she didn't tower over everyone!
10 of 16 | Posted by valmommyt | Posted on July 1, 2008 11:22 AM
Ugh! Bbitz I love, love, LOVE reading your recaps ... But dancers do NOT call turns "spins." Other than that, you are beyond awesome and I look forward to reading your recaps because SYTYCD is one of my favorite shows ever! Keep up the sassy commentary!
P.S. Comfort totally sucks and needs to leave NOW!
11 of 16 | Posted by mama j | Posted on July 1, 2008 1:52 PM
TURNS NOT SPINS! I'll never get it wrong again! My apologies - unfortunately the only dance education I have is 1 semester of "Dancing with the Stars" and every semester of "SYTYCD"! Thanks for the schooling Mama J! :)
12 of 16 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on July 1, 2008 4:25 PM
LOL-well i did mean every word. I am mother of 6 kids and work full time-and after a FULL day-its nice to have something to make you laugh-seriously-Keep up the good work!!!
13 of 16 | Posted by yuds101 | Posted on July 2, 2008 12:38 AM
Is it possible Cat was wearing a shower curtain?
14 of 16 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on July 2, 2008 8:28 AM
I agree cattyfan! I think she must've spilled something on her first dress and right before they went live someone was like "Here - just wear this shower curtain! It looks slimming and perfect for when the dancers get their sweaty bodies all over you!"
15 of 16 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on July 2, 2008 10:31 AM
I liked how Jason said his pants were so tight you could see his exact change. And they WERE. awesome. He's my new fave.
I hope Comfort goes next week. I don't know what it is that I don't like about her. Maybe it's the schtreet vibe she gave off in the beginning, all the while her secret beauty pageant past and years of dance classes were waiting to be revealed.
16 of 16 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on July 2, 2008 4:25 PM