first of all i have to say i have been with this sight for over 2 years and i have never laughed so hard at a recap-i swear-i look forward to your recaps then the show itself-my husband keeps asking why i laugh so hard-what can i say??-THANK YOU Bbitz!! and now for the show...I am so glad Vanilla went home he was just sooooooo boring-and though i liked Chelsea i liked Comfort more.
LOL on Mary-i really hope she does read your recaps...My favs for now are Joshua and Katee--- Mark and Chelsi---
And i can't tell you how i cringed while waving my fist at the screen everytime i saw Kat's dress-UGH!!!!!

Wow! Thanks "yuds"! Much appreciated! Keep reading and pass it on to friends! You made my day. I plan on printing your comment out and putting it on my mother's fridge. That'll show her. And she thinks I'm wasting my college education. HA HA!

Yes. Another FINE recap; and a testament to our Amercian education system.

I was okay with Chris leaving. I really liked Chelsea, but all three of the women were great, so it was a toss-up. I felt Chelsea didn't show her best the last two weeks (partly due to bad wardrobe and unlucky dance picks, though).

I still wish they'd let them all stay longer before we had to eliminate them.

Twitch and Joshua deliver every week, and remain my picks to make the finals.

And... just show your mom that fat TVgasm paycheck; THEN see who is nagging you and climbing into her oven...

LOL! You crack me up fire@will! If only!

Poor Comfort, first she had gay now she has gayer. Maybe she'll Matt as her partner eventually and have gayest.

Another great recap, Bbitz!

I was not sad about Vanilla going home, the dude had zero personality...

umm... I'm on the fence about Chelsea. I think she's a better all around dancer than Comfort, I just think she was very unlucky with the dances they picked... I think, in this case, personality won over technicality again...

Mark and Chelsea H. are still my faves, I hope Jess gets booted next, she just annoys the sh*t out of me :)

LOL at the audience on the line screen shot! nice one :D

Looking forward to your next recap!

Bloodbath
What? You think Matt is the most flamboyant of those 3? I'd say Chris for sure...

Also, I'm kinda ready for Gev and Courtney to leave. I don't like either one of them. Chelsie leaving was pretty sad, I really like her, but at this point since they've gotten rid of Susie, I like everyone left (besides Courtney and Gev, of course) so the rest of the season is going to be so sad! At least, as sad as I can get about a dancers on a show in a country I don't live in...

Oh, I also wouldn't be particularly broken up if Kourtni or Matt left, although I guess they both seem nice...

Oh, and as nice as it was to see Dominic and Hok and...someone I don't know back on the stage, I was really waiting for the dancing to start at any point during that performance...

Great recap bBitz!! I had no probs with Vanilla hitting the road but I did like Chelsea and maybe I just liked her hair the most (she has the cutest bangs!).

And I really like Kourtni despite the ridonkulous spelling and I like her even more for dancing to Ani DiFranco (LOVE her and it took me back to my college days)...but for some reason the collective America does not like her...come on girl!

Twitchington are still my favorite but I like pretty much everybody except "The Little Mermaid" girl but I can't figure out why...hmmm.

Oh, and Cat's dress was HORRIBLE...it looked like someone glued an orgami'd napkin to the top of her dress...FUGALICIOUS!

Love your recaps, especially the caption comments! Oh, when we all saw Cat come out in that outfit, we thought, did she put that dress on upside down?? And then the kids all yelled, "Turn your dress over" every time they saw her!

Cat really enjoyed standing next to Jordan, for once she didn't tower over everyone!

Ugh! Bbitz I love, love, LOVE reading your recaps ... But dancers do NOT call turns "spins." Other than that, you are beyond awesome and I look forward to reading your recaps because SYTYCD is one of my favorite shows ever! Keep up the sassy commentary!

P.S. Comfort totally sucks and needs to leave NOW!

TURNS NOT SPINS! I'll never get it wrong again! My apologies - unfortunately the only dance education I have is 1 semester of "Dancing with the Stars" and every semester of "SYTYCD"! Thanks for the schooling Mama J! :)

LOL-well i did mean every word. I am mother of 6 kids and work full time-and after a FULL day-its nice to have something to make you laugh-seriously-Keep up the good work!!!

Is it possible Cat was wearing a shower curtain?

I agree cattyfan! I think she must've spilled something on her first dress and right before they went live someone was like "Here - just wear this shower curtain! It looks slimming and perfect for when the dancers get their sweaty bodies all over you!"

I liked how Jason said his pants were so tight you could see his exact change. And they WERE. awesome. He's my new fave.

I hope Comfort goes next week. I don't know what it is that I don't like about her. Maybe it's the schtreet vibe she gave off in the beginning, all the while her secret beauty pageant past and years of dance classes were waiting to be revealed.