Next up is Joshua who is a KICK-ASS dancer - at one point he jumps like 12 feet in their air. He's quickly put through to choreography.
Cassidy from Fort Worth is an ex-cheerleader who's now into Hip-Hop. Ooohh rebel! She auditions and thrusts around the stage like a convulsing well... BAD cheerleader. I'm guessing the squad like, totally kicked her out for putting the "RAP" in CRAP.
Next up, Brianna from Dallas...
Who starts her audition by interpreting how we're gonna feel about it.
The ONLY good thing to come out of her audition is Nigel's BEST line of the season so far (perhaps ever), he says, "She looks like a bored stripper!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUCKING AWESOME.
There's also a "Kayleigh" that auditions. Ugh. The only thing I'm getting out of Texas is that if their name is all funky - it's going to be the most interesting thing about them.
Next up, Arielle and her boyfriend, John. She's a beautiful dancer and he's kind-of-ok. Nigel calls it "Beauty and the Beast". He's really on his A game today. They send Arielle to Vegas and John to choreography. I'm pretty sure she dumped him halfway across the stage as they left.
And now a highlight! Steven from Forest Hills, TX gives us a dance with a CHAIR in it! OOOOHHH!! Now that's thinking! Only him and every stripper before him has ever though to use a CHAIR! If he sits in it I'm gonna LOSE IT! He never does though - but I love him because...
He's the leader of the club that's made for you and me! S-T-E...V-E-N...M-O-U-S-E!!!
What ensues is something out of a Jerry Springer episode. The judges tell Steven he sucks (rightfully so) and then he gets all crazy and calls Mary a "DANCE" (bleeped out) and then Mary lets him have it Mary-style - afterwards she turns and says "Call me a "DANCE" will you!" Oh giirrrllll!!! I really wanted to see her Bizarro-Marie Osmond ass go crazy on him but they have her chained to that table for a reason.
Lastly comes the choreography test. John (Arielle's BF) gets sent packing but Paige gets her ticket to Sin City. Ugh. All in all - 38 people are being sent to Vegas from Texas - pretty stellar.
Dear Vegas, You're gonna want to stock up on tanner and peroxide. Cheers, bBitz
And that's it for episode 2! What did everyone think?! Too much drama?! Too many blondes?! Not enough people being hauled out by security?!? I want to hear it! Tell me what was a "BIG DEAL" aaaand DISH IT!
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Comments (5)
I actually didn't think this episode was that good. This episode felt like it was just a showcase to show some pretty girls. Other than first girl they showed and Joshua, their was hardly any standouts.
As far as the guy with the Mickey Mouse fro, he actually didn't freak out as much as I thought he was going to. Yeah, he called out Mary, but after that he didn't really say anything, I thought they were bit hard on him. Anyway, yeah they hardly showed anything on this episode.
1 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on June 2, 2008 4:33 PM
Thanks BB for catching the toddler toppling over! Classic!
2 of 5 | Posted by jglau78 | Posted on June 2, 2008 11:51 PM
My mom always told me I was a great dancer, just like Janice on the muppets, are you saying that was a bad thing? Thanks for the re-cap! For the 1st time in a long time I am looking forward to VEGAS!
3 of 5 | Posted by jewish dancer | Posted on June 3, 2008 10:11 AM
My mom always told me I was a great dancer, just like Janice on the muppets, are you saying that was a bad thing? Thanks for the re-cap! For the 1st time in a long time I am looking forward to VEGAS!
4 of 5 | Posted by jewish dancer | Posted on June 3, 2008 10:50 AM
Thanks for the recap. You nailed it pretty well.
There did seem to be a lack of talent compared to other episodes. But from what I've seen, they should have a really talented group to humiliate and choose from in Vegas.
5 of 5 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:57 PM