Best caption ever:

"Anybody that pulls this shit deserves to be on the show. The only way I could ever do this is if I was up in the rafters and pushed off face first. Or if they threw a poundcake towards the ground and told me to chase after it."

The judges totally blew it on deciding which of the last two guys to take.

And Tranny Shakira totally needs a new bleach job.

I love the Milli Vanilli reference!!!!

I also loved: I would not be happy with those nails being that close to my junk. Especially after I watched her picking at her scalp all day. Let's just be glad the ambulance came before the happy ending.

Actually all was great here--I've not seen the show before, so all you missed Bbitz was the tears, tears and more tears . . . my lawd in heaven above, I've not seen so many tears in one show, those hip hoppers in particular . . . how could you not love 'em after that display! That roomie defending her friend eating the shoe was awfully sweet too!

Anyhoo, if I don't watch, I will be back to read all about it! Thanks!

know what i hate? when old people try and use slang to seem "cool" and "hip"...MIA MICHAELS...and sweet pea.

but great recap!

Really, bbitz....you didn't like Asian Jason's solo?!?!?! Hmmmm....I question your judgement. Plus, I wish you would be nicer to Mia. I once saw an inspiring neon purple sweatshirt with these wise words: Big Girls Need Love Too. Of course, at the time, it was being worn by a 45lb 12 year old in a 3rd world country. Still, I think we would all rather you take aim at the skinny, blonde, slappers who think Jesus put them on this earth to wear glitter and thrust their pelvises (or is it pelvi?). Give me a break. Fire away bbitz!

Am I the only one confused by the title of the show? Maybe the auditions should be called "So you think you can dance" but if you actually make the show, then ummm, yeah, you can dance. It should be called "Nigel think I can dance and bring advertising to Fox to line his pockets with more american money which he can then trade for the more valuable Euro" Also, am I the only one who thinks that if Mia Michaels did not dance for a year, gained about 50lbs and put on a too tight white shirt and an undone necktie, she would look just like Chris Farley? Just me? Moving on..I now want to marry Bbitz because you found a way to incorporate Gonzo into the recap. You should be on Obama's short list

Man, the verbal handjobs that Nigel gives Mia are really going to annoy me this season. That beast doesn't need any encouragement.

Great recap and great top 20!

Nice recap.

We're seeing it after the edits, but there is lots of real life drama to go around.

I was shocked that Gev didn't make it. His solo was amazing.

There were a number of object lessons in tact and composure: they could title this episode "So just STFU and dance".

Hey everyone! bBitz here!

Ok so,

urdad8me: Asian Jason's solo was good - not AMAZING. I thought his hairdo and vneck was more daring. AND I love big girls! Did you read my Dancing w/ the Stars recaps?! I gave MJW (Chubbers) so much love it caused riots on the boards!

Fayellis1: Thanks! You'll find I LOVE the muppets and fit them in quite often! And I'd love to be on Obama's short list! I think the only think to help a black presidential ticket would be a sarcastic gay!

fire@will: Gev did make it!!!

Thanks everyone - keep reading!

I actually really liked Asian Jason and I thought that the judges were unnecessarily cruel to him. However, he didn't have that...spark, for lack of a better term that allows people to become popular with the audience.

I am really extremely pleased with this year's top 20. Favorites of mine include Twitch (of COURSE), blonde Kourtni, Rayven (I'm a ballerina myself so I love to see pointe represented), Mark, Matt, Comfort and Chris. This is going to be a HARD season - they're all so very good and so different.

Although, in the top 20, there are two Courtneys (although one is Courtney and the other is Kourtni), two Chelseas (although one's a Chelsie) and a Mark and a Marquis. Talk about confusing.

Thank you for my happy morning,
I just finished reading your recap and it made my day! I look forward to the whole season becuz of u. You rock, and i liked the top 29-but to see who i really like is yet to be known...