TVgasm Recaps

Every day here in the TVgasm offices, we have TVs running nonstop, and during the early afternoon, there's always a soap opera or two on television. I don't usually pay attention to them (unless it's Passions, which is always good for some cheesy special effects and cheap T&A), but the other day, I couldn't help but notice The Bold and the Beautiful. I don't know when it happened, but this soap opera suddenly had the sexiest cast on TV. In case you don't believe me, I pulled a random episode off my Tivo and took a screen cap of every speaking actor. Check out the pics after the jump. Be warned: extreme states of arousal may soon follow...

Yes! Finally! Somebody has decided to recap Days of Our Lives! Is it going to be me? Of course not. I already had to drop Veronica Mars and Battlestar Galactica, so this gig will not be full-time for me. However, with all of the new writers that we have been adding, I thought it would be a good idea to add some writers for our favorite Soap Operas. If you are interested, mail your submissions to B-Side and we'll put it to a vote. Soap writers only need to go once a week, so if you like Passions, Days, General Hospital, or The Young and the Restless, why not give it a shot?

But enough with all of that shit. We are here to talk about the phenomenon that is Days of Our Lives. What other show features a love triangle with two girls who are in love with a guy who also happens to be an uncle to both of them (by adoption)? yes, there are some story lines that I don't are about, but as I was in line to buy some pre-sliced apples at the grocery store (yes, I am that lazy), I noticed that the cover of Soap Opera Digest said that Stefano Dimera would be coming back from his latest death. Luckily, the woman ahead of me was busy arguing over a few of her coupons that were expired (as if she couldn't make do with the FIFTY other ones she used) and it gave to time to think. I decided right then and there, that we need to have Days on TVgasm. So, if you are a fan of the show, I invite you to write, and if you haven't been watching lately or are new to the series, I'll try and fill you in as best as I can after the jump.

So, where were we? Oh yes. I promised you last week to give you a further update on the craziness that is Days of Our Lives. I wanted to give everybody an update, but I was told that I should wait a couple of episodes because some very interesting things would be revealed. Therefore, without further ado, let us catch up a little with all the shit that is going down in Salem.