Then Mean Gay, Mochi Ball and Straight Nick are dismissed leaving Dolphin Cheerleader and Piggy Bi Mike left standing. The judges don't know if Bi Mike can handle all these new styles of dance that are coming up. Will he sink or swim? Bi Mike makes a swim hand motion, but he's a pig not a dolphin! What's he thinking? The judges think that Cheerleader made the choreography look hard and choppy, which is a cardinal sin. And once again Nomi calls the safe person first. Cheerleader is in it for another week.
Mean Gay is suddenly all sweet to Bi Mike now that he's on his way out the door, but adds that it was his time to go. Bi Mike does his last dance and tells us he walks away as a champion within himself.
Maybe if I use another pointless prop, they'll call me back in.
Next week looks like ballroom dance and Mean Gay cries in Spanish. I watch that clip over and over too.
Okay, I'm off to do magical elf things. See y'all next week.
Love, Lady S.
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Comments (7)
Rami didn't win Project Runway, Christian did.
That is all :)
1 of 7 | Posted by serjen | Posted on May 13, 2008 9:34 AM
Thanks for playing, serjen, and pointing out the obvious. But IS never said Rami won PR. He just said he was a draping phenom. Save your snarky comment for another time when you can put it in the proper context.
2 of 7 | Posted by sushitime | Posted on May 13, 2008 11:56 AM
Hilarious post, IS. I'm new to this site (and addiction to Bravo-reality) and really enjoy your commentary.
And I don't think serjen was being snarky--I'm pretty sure IS originally wrote that Rami was the winner, then fixed it.
3 of 7 | Posted by WP1970 | Posted on May 13, 2008 1:47 PM
magical elves corrected the blight.
4 of 7 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on May 13, 2008 10:33 PM
why does everyone wear pretty much the same circle, hemp rope type of necklace? is this bravo's way of hiding a microphone, but letting the dancers have their own style and flair?
5 of 7 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on May 14, 2008 5:11 AM
I read a lot of recaps and blogs on Bravo reality shows, but this one has to be the most laugh-out-loud funniest I have seen recently. Great play off Miguel's dolphin and pig comments. You've added a lot to the entertainment value of the show --
6 of 7 | Posted by bfish | Posted on May 19, 2008 7:02 PM
Your recaps are hilarious and so on target. I am looking forward to reading your take on the Latin challenge.
7 of 7 | Posted by rddugan | Posted on May 21, 2008 5:27 AM