This week on Styl'd, Brett refuses to be fired, which means we get to watch a prolonged version of his misery unfold. YAYAYAYAYYYYY! Also, there's a new intern in the house, and Gary squeals. A lot.
Weeeeeee!!!
Today, we open with Brett eating a bowl of cereal his roommate bought for him while he whines about Janna tricking him into doing the wrong thing. You know, when he fraudulently used his boss' name to take expensive clothes out of a boutique for a job he was explicitly told not to take. DOI. He doesn't even know if he still has a job unpacking Jen's car for free! OH NOES! I wish I was there to tell him it would really help his career to spit on his finger and stick it in an electrical outlet, just to see if he'd do it. Sadly, he probably would, and then there would be a record on the internet of me goading him into it, which might turn into a charge of Kinda Murder. So I'll keep that one to myself. Anyway, don't worry, kid. You may not keep your job, but no one's gonna try and take that alien baby head hat away from you.
Thanks for breakfast. Can I borrow twenty dollars? And your car? And maybe some dignity if you can spare it?
Brett's a real maven. Soon everyone will want to go out looking like this.
Brett's freaking out, and asks his long suffering roomie what he's gonna do if he gets fired. Bitch, what's she gonna do if you get fired? Probably get another job to support both of them. Sucka!! If it weren't for insecure fag hags desperate for attention from anything with a penis, there would be a lot more gay homeless people. God bless you and your insecurity, Desperate Fag Hag Roomie.
Brett gets a call from some dude named Kent over at MMA to tell him he's fired. Snapple! Brett cries all over his iPhone, which is gonna cost Roommate a few hundred bucks. Poor girl can't catch a break.
He goes over to a cafe to meet squealy Gary and hasn't done anything yet but dress for a funeral Tara for a little sympathy. Gary looks delighted about Brett's being fired, but in his defense he also looked delighted when Jen yelled at him and he looked delighted when he ran over a trash can. Gary's not the guy you call when your dog dies. Cuz he'll look delighted.
I'm so sorry to hear about your MS.
Brett whines about getting fired and then Tara scrunches her face and asks "uh...why'd you do it?" Brett looks really confused by the question. He didn't do it, Janna did! Have you not been listening? Brett snips that someone told him to, and Tara snips back that he can't blame Janna. Gary squeals "dude! She totally had an alternative motive!" In case the first motive didn't work, I'm guessing.
Gary has some good advice to remedy this situation. Brett needs to go into the office, admit he's a tool, and grovel for his job. With his ankles behind his ears for Kent and a box of wine in his purse for Julie. Jen doesn't need anything. The pleasure of having someone so completely clueless to scream at every day is payment enough to her.
That advice sucks. Wake me up when we're blaming Janna again.
Julie's Condo - Gary and Janna arrive at their job today, and Gary squeals out the drama about Brett getting fired. Janna looks heartbroken.
Can I have his plastic white sunglasses? I have a Hello Kitty barrette that they'd look great with.
She tells us that yes, she "threw him under the bus" but she didn't know he'd get fired. Whatever. Janna's not at fault for this, but if she's so willing to take blame for stuff I wish she would have done something useful, like maybe literally throw Brett under a bus. She's worried that Brett hates her. LOL yeah kinda. She chalks it up all up to being "a misunderstanding."
Julie invites them in, and she's being cold. She tells Janna that she is considered and accomplice to Brett and she's on thin ice. It's like ten AM and Julie isn't drunk yet, which is disappointing. She briefs them on their job for the day. She's styling Josh Henderson: "90210, Desperate Housewives, used to date Paris Hilton." HAHAHAH I love that dating Paris is on his resume.
Josh Henderson
Actor.Stud
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Comments (6)
This time, I watched the show then immediately read the recap.
It's like....beat poetry. Man, the way you riff on this show is like, wow, dig?
Loved the boot scene. That was probably Janna's fault too.
I kind of think Julie's hot, so...
1 of 6 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 11, 2009 10:21 AM
thanks itchibald! you know what? julie is hot. i think her personality only makes her hotter, in that oh shit here she comes she's gonna kill me or make me feel an inch tall kinda way. that's the kind of woman you marry, no?
2 of 6 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 11, 2009 10:41 AM
Um, that's the kind of woman I did marry...
And oh yeah, I forgot: Archibald? Seriously? Is that some kind of code word?
3 of 6 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 11, 2009 11:34 AM
Dearest Flipit,
I died laughing during this recap. Died. You are now officially being charged with "Kinda Murder". You'll be hearing from my attorney.
4 of 6 | Posted by finerthings | Posted on November 11, 2009 8:00 PM
"I don't know if this is important or not, but I have to show you Eric's pants in case there's a huge plot twist later and it turns out that Eric's responsible for a string of Big Lots robberies."
I don't know why, but that just made my day, Flipit. And this guy is being paid to dress other people?
This show is GENIUS. They must have TRIED to get the most clueless people they could find to be the "interns." I could have pulled better looks from a thrift store with one hand tied behind my back. BOTH hands. I could have pulled them with my teeth while blindfolded! They might as well have gone to Big Lots. Though the see-thru nightie was a good pull.
5 of 6 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 11, 2009 8:28 PM
Just started watching this show, and I think I'm already hooked. While it's obviously heavily scripted, I find it quite entertaining, and I also think it's a cool idea for a reality show - the celebrity style industry isn't really something that gets covered a lot.
Also, really like the music choices they make, especially in last night's episode when they used the songs "Turn Me On" and "Fire Island" by TV/TV - those are two of my favorite dancey/party tunes of the year so I was amped to hear them on Styl'd.
6 of 6 | Posted by darci | Posted on November 18, 2009 1:57 PM