Oh man. I just want this entire show to be Tara being disgusting. But it's not. I guess I should press play now. So here we are at the third episode and Brett still isn't gone! WTH? I haven't seen someone take getting fired this bad since a busboy at a restaurant I worked at friended me on facebook and started sending me threatening pictures of my head copy and pasted onto Kirstie Alley's body. Needless to say, he got his job back within a week. Will Brett be so industrious? Doubtful, but it will be fun to see him cry some more.

We open this week at the gates of hell.

Desperate Fag Hag roommate is probably off working one of her nineteen jobs so she can support Brett, so Gary takes him to get the boot off his car in his giant tiny penis truck. And shocker! Brett can't get the boot off his car because he doesn't have current registration papers. LOL. He vows to be more responsible, thanks the government worker for her time, and goes on a long journey of becoming a self sufficient adult. Kidding! He sits in the truck and dials government agencies on his iPhone demanding they fire the employee who "fucked up my life" by not bending the registration rules for him. I am so glad he found someone else to blame for his idiocy so Janna can have a breakfast in peace.

The DMV is out to get me! Where are my civil rights? I was in that office for an hour and no one gave me lunch! WAAHAHWHAHWAHWAHWAWAAAHHHHH

Do you know who I am? I get coffee for Jen something who runs some agency that sends out people to dress c listers! Well I was until I got fired. Because of YOU! I WILL SHUT YOU DOWN!! ...Yes food stamps and healthcare sound great send them to my desperate roommate's address plz.

Gary and Brett go to do laundry at the same laundromat I go to! Well, actually, I drop mine off with the little Asian ladies next door. Everything comes back in a perfect cube, and I don't have to deal with people like, well, like Brett and Gary.

One day get a real job and stop by Sunny Cleana. Warning, she will tell you to bathe and get a haircut. Sunny don't fuck around.

Gary gets Brett some quarters. It's half because he's nice and half because he doesn't want that homeless smell in his giant tiny penis truck anymore. And I know this is already a pic heavy recap, but you guys, I have to show you Gary's laundry bag.

LOL

Brett tells us that he has no job...he has no money...he has no....hey buddy let's focus on the positive. You have an endless supply of Aqua Net, and that's gonna get you...nowhere.

Don't like my hair? DMV.

He gets a call from Jen and guess what? HE GOT HIS JOB BACK. Ugh. This is actually great news, cuz you know he's gonna fuck up again and we'll get to see him fired again. YAY! He's thrilled. Jen tells us that she thinks he's talented but he's only got one shot to not f it up. Guess what Gary does? He squeals!

Privately, though, he tells us that it sucks that there are now five people in the competition instead of four. The next day, Tara comes to pick up Brett and the first thing she tells him is "your room smells like asshole." HAHAHAH. She tells us that both he and his house need to get burned down.

Janna shows up at Jen's house for some big news. Jen tells her that Brett is back and he was responsible for his own mistakes but Janna's still a bitch for encouraging him and backstabbing is not what families do. What the hell kinda family did she come from? Jen asks flat out "are you bitchy? Were you trying to get him in trouble?" Beat. Pause. A minute passes.

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat!

Jen gets sick of waiting so instead she ends it by telling Janna to be less of a twat in the future. Janna apologizes and guess who she's working with today! Brett and Tara! Producers should have control over all our lives. They would be way more interesting and meaningful. Janna goes outside and apologizes to Brett. He says he's gonna focus on work and blaming the DMV for his shitty life.

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