Previously, Brett got his job back and crashed Janna's car (but the victim was hot and famous so it's all good), Cody got in troubs for stealing a belt off Taylor Hicks, and then he tried to convince us how in love he is with Julie.

OMG TOTES IN LOVE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER PENIS!

First off, I will be describing Cody as gay a lot during this recap. Not because I care one way or the other. After all, I am gay and it's always good to have another member on our side. Well, not always.

There are many studies about what makes a person a homo. Mommy issues, genetics, or too much homogenized milk. No I am not making that last one up. I have a venti mocha every morning and I'm way gayer this week than I was last. Point is, no one should be ashamed of their sexuality and it's nice to live in a world where gay people are so out and unaffected. Problem is, the straight guys are too. If every single man in the world is a bottom, then it means less sex for everyone. In other words, BUTCH IT UP, MEN! ALL OF YOU! Especially these two:

Now that that's out of my system...wait. It's not yet.

OMG I HOPE SHE SHAVES HER SCROTUM LOLXORMOFLOIJSDGHS

All better. We open today with Cody doing his best legit straight guy act with some dude he works out with. There are a lot of "dude, yeah, uhhhhh DUDE"s while Cody gossips about his coworkers being bitches. He also mentions that he is into one of his bosses, and then swoons as hot Dave does pullups with his massive arms.

What was I saying?


I think I can help you out with that girl troubs. Grab your ankles.

Dave tells him to watch out for boss love because if he keeps flirting with her he will eventually have to get his penis hard. Cody calls Julie for lunch to ask if she has advice for him. Also cuz she's hot. Julie arrives, they hug, and I have to say is Julie is hot. There's something so attractive about a woman who can beat you up and still look good every second of the day. Julie's like uh, so you called me. WHY? He gets red in the face and stutters about wanting to learn stuff from her and doesn't make one cohesive sentence. Example: "how have you become so successful to get to the position that you are? I mean obviously you are talented with the way you see things and put things together but you know...you know? You know?" LOL.

I know I already sent the waiter for my coffee, but I'd rather you get it. NOW.

Jen is getting his vibes and is super uncomfortable. Should she kiss him or kick him in the nuts? She gets right to the point and says that wine is inappropriate and if he has something to say he needs to spit it out. Unless it's about her boobs. Because that would be bad. And she's out! Bitch didn't even let him buy her a bite of salad!

Dave, this is Cody. I'm sorry for calling AGAIN but please pick up. I need a cuddle.

Gary drives Brett to get the boot off his car in the giant tiny penis truck. Brett's desperate fag hag roomie did all the paperwork and paid the fines. She even got him a new case for his iphone!! I need to shop around for a new desperate fag hag. Mine gave me a birthday card she drew on the back of a napkin. Oh wait, Brett says that his mom came through with the money. Poor long suffering mother. Gary says that getting the boot of his car means that Brett is on his way to getting his shit together and his mom would be proud. LOL how does that make any sense? He didn't get his shit together, he called his mommy! And if she's proud of anything it's probably the new remodel she did on his room the second he finally left the house.

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I'm changing my number.

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