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All right, gasmii! We've finally made it to the season (series???) finale of Stylista! Now we get to find out which under-qualified person landed that highly coveted junior editor position with ELLE magazine. But something tells me this will be more like Hell's Kitchen where the winner is promised his/her own restaurant but just ends up as a sous chef at some backstreet grill. Oh well, whatever the outcome, here we go...
Argh! Stylista! We've all wanted to love you! Pitched to us as the tv version of "The Devil Wears Prada," we thought this would be so much fun. But now we're in our second to last episode, and oh how you've tested us! Don't you realize that annoying characters don't actually make good tv? Annoying characters just make us annoyed!
I know, I know, I know. Every week, I watch Stylista and give Hate some crap about being whiney and immature. But this week, oh how the tides have turned. Our pint-sized boobalicious brunette stuck around just long enough to not only gain my respect but make me her fan.
Every other television series has a "clips" episode, so why shouldn't Stylista? Well, for one, it was already so painful the first time that re-living certain scenes actually may cause itching, unexplained swelling of the head or neck (including face, lips, tongue or throat), wheezing, difficulty breathing or swallowing, fainting spells or decreased amount of urine produced. And there really isn't enough "Never Before Seen" footage peppered in to cause me to keep my pulse.
Well if anyone's been wondering when Stylista would finally address the fact that Danielle looks a little different than everyone else, then we have gotten there. In other news, everyone else on the show is still annoying.
This week on Stylista, Gay Sidekick calls Joey McIntire who calls Megan unqualified who calls Devin unqualified who calls Hate unqualified who calls Danielle unqualified.
This week on Stylista, drama continues as whiney Kate gets even whinier. In fact, she's almost over-taking Megan as the show's most annoying character. Meanwhile, Anne Slowey introduces her Mini Me.
The Presidential election made history last night. And as we reflect back on American history and realize how far we've come as a country, Stylista is talking about something equally as important: poop.
Did anyone watch The CW's new little gem, Stylista last week? It's supposed to be the real-life version of "The Devil Wears Prada" as eleven contestants compete for a junior editor position at Elle Magazine. And it is JUST like that movie! You know, but without the talent, the wit, the smarts or endearing qualities. I challenge you to find a character in this program that you actually LIKE. (Excluding Danielle. She doesn't count.)
