The Presidential election made history last night. And as we reflect back on American history and realize how far we've come as a country, Stylista is talking about something equally as important: poop.
So here we are again. Back in New York with our Stylistas! Are you still all hanging in there for week number two? Now that we've established all the characters and plot devices, this week's pill should be much easier to swallow. I have high hopes that this show will fall into the "guilty pleasure" category instead of the "I want to shoot myself in the head when I watch these people" land.
The pain of losing a friend they'd known for exactly one day still runs fresh for our team of young trendsetters. Ashlie is particularly sad because she doesn't believe Arnaldo should have gone home. He demonstrated enough talent in that 15 second challenge to stay for a lifetime. She says that they can't even enjoy winning because he's gone. Oh Arnaldo! Wherefore art thou puffy-headed boring snooze of a friend? We knew ye for but a day and yet you put footprints in our hearts that shall last a life time. (Please note the sarcasm.)
And what on earth is with Megan? Her face has drained into a giant tear/snot mess. She doesn't think that Arnaldo should have gone because their page layout was so wonderful. Yeah, but they didn't follow directions because of YOU, loser. I would almost believe that Megan was being genuine except that she continues to mug for the cameras and even seems to be hiding a smile behind her witchy little hands.
Megan believes that Big Boobs Magee Kate should have been sent home because she "sold out her group." And if you think that Megan is going to keep these opinions to herself, then you obviously didn't watch last week. She literally leaps out of her chair and wags a finger at Kate, telling her that she doesn't deserve to be there. It's totally pathetic and a play for attention. Besides, it was Megan who led her team to failure. Most likely, she's trying to distract away from her own failures by pointing a finger in another direction. It is SO ridonkle that I'm speechless. I am without speech.
Kate tells us that she didn't sell anyone out because she was just telling the truth. Gay Sidekick continues to seek Megan's approval by saying something dumb to Kate about how it's just going to be her and her white shoes against the rest of the house. Whatever, G.S. No one cares.
Back at the house, the gang talks about Kate and decides that when she sold out her team, she was in a selfish frame of mind. You know, I really don't think she sold anyone out. Yes, she's a whiner and a crybaby. But she never pretended to like the clothes only to hate them once in front of the judges. What she said to the judges was exactly what she'd been telling her team all day. Am I missing something here? Are the contestants on this show really adults? I feel like I'm eavesdropping on a cafeteria at a junior high.
Our contestants collectively decide to have a house meeting instead of talking about Kate behind her back, so Perfume goes to find her and discovers that she's crying on the bathroom floor. Meanwhile, what is up with Perfume's tarantula eyes?
Perfume tells Kate that no one wanted her to go home. In fact, they all wanted Megan to go because she's a crazy biznat. Kate tells us that for the first time in her life, she's learned what it feels like to hate other people, and she doesn't like how it feels. Personally, I think girl's missed out. Hate is an amaaaaaazing emotion! She should have befriended it long ago. Hate drives you to do awesome things like vaselline someone's car or put Ex-Lax in their brownies. Or make a tiny doll out of their hair and burn it in effigy.
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Comments (6)
Wow...yet another reality trainwreck...they've been scraping the barrel for a couple years now, like they've just run out of interesting and/or halfway talented people to be on these shows.
And Megan is just too obvious to be fun to watch--you know she's just playing to the camera.
I like the one with the perky tits though. Oops.
1 of 6 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 6, 2008 9:51 AM
I'm not sure why I'm watching this show, because I hate shows where I have absolutely no one to root for. I guess I have found the editorial challenges kind of fun to watch (because the "assistant" challenges have been horribly lame.)
I agree with Itchy that Megan is playing for the camera, because apparently it's better to be remembered as a horrible bitch than not to be remembered at all (you know, for all of the ten weeks or so that this thing will last, anyway.) But I suppose it would be better to be remembered as Horrible Bitch than as Crybaby McBooby Supermoron (emphasis on the supermoron part.) In the end, by the Laws of Reality TV, all this ends up adding to: Megan and Kate will stick around for a while. Oh joy.
Poor Jason, I can assume a panic attack must feel horrendous, but nowhere near as horrendous as having the chance to have it televised for an audience of millions(?)
I don't find Danielle or William that endearing. So far they're just Heavy Girl and Guy With An Accent. Maybe once the herd is thinned, some of their personality will come through.
2 of 6 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on November 6, 2008 9:47 PM
I think Kate enjoys playing victim. It becomes clearer why she's not in law school any longer. One can only imagine her breaking down and having a pity party in a courtroom. Oh the drama.
Megan is a bitch..end of story and probably will be around for a while.
3 of 6 | Posted by skies | Posted on November 7, 2008 9:19 AM
Oh, skies, I agree, anyone who wants that badly to be remembered as a Giant Bitch IS a bitch. Just not a bitch worth paying any attention to.
I love the thought of Kate in a courtroom whining "My cliennnnnt juuuust didn't want to go with my defennnnnnnse! And I HATE it! Booooo hoooooo!"
4 of 6 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on November 7, 2008 11:12 AM
Ashleigh seems sweet, but what was up with the "you're the most amazing person I've ever met. You're so strong" thing to Jason at the end. Ummm, that guy had a serious panic attack over a magazine page and dressing a couple mannequins. It just didn't make sense to me.
5 of 6 | Posted by LAjane | Posted on November 8, 2008 6:33 PM
This show is pretty ridiculous, but your recaps are funny! I had to mention one thing though...it's not "bull pin" it's actually "bullpen", but that's ok...I just noticed it in both of the recaps you've done so far, so I thought I would mention it!
6 of 6 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on November 11, 2008 10:52 AM